…Pyari c bat

…Pyari c bat

Koshish karo k Zindgi ka Har
Lamha Achey Sy Acha Guzaro

Q K,

Zindgi Nahi Rehti par
Achi Yadein Hamesha Zinda Rehti hai .
gud morning frnds

AoA!

AoA!

Life is full of fake people,

Before you decide to judge them…!

Make sure you are not one of them…!

GööD MörNinG

Shining Grass with Morning Dew

Shining Grass with Morning Dew

Making The Day So Fresh and New

Hope The Joy Comes Your Way

Best Wishes For The New Day

hv a nice day.Gud mrng

Bewafa Shayari

Aaj jarurat hai jiski wo paas nahi hai,
Ab unke dil me wo ehsas nahi hai,
Tadapte hai do pal baat karne ko,
Shayad ab waqt hamare liye unke pass nahi hai…

Pyar kro uske dil se,

Pyar kro uske dil se,
dikafe se nhi,
Pyar kro uski FEELING se uski surat se nhi,
jo pyar ruh se kiya jaye its a real true LOVE.

“Bachpan ka Intihai Dard’nak

“Bachpan ka Intihai Dard’nak
Lamha”
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Jb Ami khti thi Mehmano ne jo paisey
diye hn wo mjy pkrao…!!!

Bari Laraiyon or mushkilon k baad

Bari Laraiyon or mushkilon k baad Jb
Pathan ki shadi uski pasand se ho gayi
To rukhsati k time larki or uski maa
galay lag kr ronay lag gayeen…

Pathan bhi unhain dekh kr ronay lag gaya
or
kehny laga

Gul Baano

Hum sub kuch brdasht kr skta hai pr
tumhari aankhon main annsu nahin….
tum apny maa baap k sath khush raho hum
tumhain talaq deta hai….

“PATHAN”to
“PATHAN”
“PATHAN”ki muhabbat bhi
“PATHAN”…!

My mind wants to interpret

My mind wants to interpret
All my dreams.
My heart wants to love
All my dreams.
My soul wants to fulfil
All my dreams

{GooD NiGht}

{GooD NiGht}

Q "jagte" ho,

Kya "sochte" ho,

Kuch hm se kaho,

Tanha na rho,

Ab "RAAT" ki "palkein" bheeg chaleen

Aur "CHAND" b hay "chhup" janey ko.

Kuch deir mein "SHABNAM" aey gi

"PHOOLON" ki "pyas" bujhany ko.

"TAARON" k "safar" pe "kho" jao

Ab "SO" jao
Ab "SO" Jao
(GOOD NIGHT)

Sweet sweet GooD NIGHT

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(SweetSweet)
"-.,,_,GOOD,_,.-"
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(*> NIGHT <*)
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Main Karachi se aya hoon

Lahore ki 1 masjid main log namaz parh rhy thy ky masjid ky bahar firing shru hogai Sb logo ny namaz tordi lekin 1 shaks ne namaz nai tori bad me lgo ne us se pucha.. tm ne namaz q nai tori to usne jawab dia . . . . . . Main Karachi se [...]

Tere Ishq ne Sarkari Daftar Bana Diya DIL Ko

Tere Ishq ne Sarkari Daftar Bana Diya DIL Ko…. Na Koi Kaam karta hai, Na Koi baat sunta hai

Yaqeen Us Ko Nahi Ata Wazahat Main Nahi Karta

Yaqeen Us Ko Nahi Ata Wazahat Main Nahi Karta… Guzar Jaye Gi Saari Umar Shaid Imtihano Me…!

Woh Tou Dunya Teri Baton mein Laga Deti Hai

Kis Ki Jurrat.. k Mere Hosh mein Lootay Mujh ko… Woh Tou Dunya Teri Baton mein Laga Deti Hai

1 Gud news hai aur 1 Bad news

Papa: Result ka kya hua ?? . Child: 1 Gud news hai aur 1 Bad news. . Papa: Phele gud news batao. . Child: Mai pass ho gaya. Papa: Great, aur bad news ?? . . . Child: Gud news galat hai… :D :P =D

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me. But I did not respond.. I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me again n again I shouted Plz Leave me to Study, I wnt to score 4/4 plz I want to Study , I want to Study My Mom Slapped me and said [...]

Usay Kah Do Kisi K Hijar Mein..Marta Nahi Koi

Tarapta Hai ,Sisakta Hai,Tarasta Hai Magar.. Usay Kah Do Kisi K Hijar Mein..Marta Nahi Koi…!

Khud to Pagal hai

Khud to Pagal hai… Doosro ko bhi Pagal karta hai Yeh ISHQ to Mujhe Rehman Malik Lagta Hai

November Hosh kar Pagal

November Hosh kar Pagal Yeh tujh ko Kya hua Aakhirr Bina Barsay Chalay Jana Teri adat na thi pehle

Izzat-e-Nafs kisi shakhs ki mehfooz nahi

Izzat-e-Nafs kisi shakhs ki mehfooz nahi… Ab to apne he nigehbaano se darr lagta hai… Dankay ki Chot pe Zalim ko Bura kehti hoon.. Mujhe sooli se na zindaano se darr lagta hai

Muskurane ki zarorat kia thi

Outstanding love poem. Is trha satane ki zrort kia thi? Kuty Kaminy dil ko jalane ki zarorat kia thi? Jo nai tha Ishq to bhonk daty, Apni oqat dikhane ki zarorat kia thi? Maloom tha k ye khwab toot jaenge, Manho0s phr nend me ane ki zarorat kia thi? Ishq per lagti rahegi har dor [...]

Udaas Chehra Naraaz Aankhen

Mizaaj Barham Khafa Sa Lehja. Udaas Chehra, Naraaz Aankhen. Wajah Jo Poochhi Main ne Us se. Jaan Meri..! Udaas Q Ho..? Q Ho Barham, Naraaz Q Ho..? Bhar K Uchleen Aankhain Uski..Larkhra K GaLay sey Lag Kr… Mujh se BoLi… “Kahaan Gay Thy, Q Gay Thy.? MujHy Bataao.. Tumhary Bin Jo BeBasi THi… Elaaj Uska [...]

Wish You A Very Happy Birthday

Wish you a very happy birthday, May life lead you 2 great happiness, success and hope that all your wishes comes true! enjoy your day.

Ye Jo Silsla Chal Nikla Hai

YEH JO SILSLA CHAL NIKLA HAI JAHAN MAIN RISHWATON KA … TUM BHE KUCH LE DE KAR MERAY KYN NAEN HO JATAY …

Kick Off Ur Shoes

Kick off ur shoes – take a break Crank the tunes – dance & shake Light the candles – cut the cake Make it a day – that's simply Great! Happy B'Day

Sometimes God will remove something good

Sometimes God will remove something good from your life to make room for something better. And sometimes he’ll take away better to give you his best!

I am exactly happy now

Me: m actly happie ryt nw…!! Life: lol, 1 sec…!!

Who is Shahrukh Khan?

Teacher: Who is SRK? . . . . . Pappu : A guy who does ‘Titanic pose’ again and again, without Titanic and without Kate Winslet.. :P

A Relationship Story… applies on everybody

She came to u asking ur attention, U said u were busy… She called u in the middle of the night, U said u wanna sleep… She fought with u for no reason just to spend some time talking to the one she needs the most, U say she is Impossible…! YES Shes bad.. demanding… [...]

Train mein warning likhi thi

Train mein warning likhi thi :- Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri “Hoshiyaar.” Santa :- Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh “Ch#t*ye”? =))

Kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal ata hai.

Kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal ata hai.. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Hahaha khayal ko dhund rahe ho? ? ? ? ? ? Aaj nahi aaya kabhi kabhi aata he..:-P

Your dream is your mind’s creation

Your dream is your mind’s creation of a life less ordinary. Your life is your opportunity to open your mind and create that dream

Kaamp uthti hoon main yeh soch kar ..

Kaamp uthti hoon main yeh soch kar tanhayi mein,
Mere chehrey pe tera naam na parrh le koi..

Subha ka har pal zindagi de apko

" Subha ka har pal zindagi de apko
din ka har lamha khushi de apko
jaha gam ki hawa chhoo ke bhi na guzre
khuda vo jannat si jami de apko "

Nind Ki Aankho Pe Ho Rahi Hai

Nind Ki Aankho Pe Ho Rahi Hai Filding Tight;
Is Dark Sky Main Dikh Rahe Hain Taare White;
Ab Bhuja Ke Apni Light,
Hum Aapse Kahte Hai
GOOD NIGHT & CHOCOLATE DREAMS.

The greatest discovery

The greatest discovery of my generation
is that a human being can alter his
life by altering his attitudes of mind.

Sub se Ziyada Kamzor AADMI

“Sub se Ziyada Kamzor AADMI wo he Jo DOST ko HAASIL karne me Naakaam ho,Aur us se bhi Ziyada Kamzor Wo he Jo Haath aai howe DOST ko ganwa de”( Hazrat Ali )

One day a girl asked Molvi

One day a girl asked Molvi,?
Can i Kiss a Boy?
Molvi Replay,?Naozbillah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss a Man?
Molve Replay,?Astagfirullah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss you?
Molvi,?Jee Bismillah?

Texting the most beautiful Girl in the

Boy: Hey! . Girl: Hi! What u doing? . . Boy: texting the most beautiful Girl in the world ? . Girl: Aww How cute :* . . . Boy: Ya! But she is not replying, so m texting U! xD xP

Never introduce your best friend

Bodyguard, Cocktail & Student of the year dekhne k bad…..sabse badi salah kya mili..? . . . . . . -> Never introduce your best friend to your lover….=P

Touching lines by an ex-boyfriend

Touching lines by an ex-boyfriend: : . . . . . . . . Aaj apni girlfriend ki shadi me jaa kar yeh ehsas hua ki, Khana acha ho to mohabbat bhi pheeki lagti hai..!! xP xD

My wife is like “terms and conditions” of a Website

A husbands version: My wife is like “terms and conditions” of a Website. . . . . . . I never understand what she says, but I always accept! :P

It is well to give when asked

It is well to give when asked but it is better to give unasked, through understanding

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work

Knowledge varies from wisdom

Knowledge varies from wisdom. Knowledge is knowing the solution to a problem while wisdom is knowing how best to apply knowledge to the situation

Get well soon

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Get well soon

Bewafa Shayari SMS

Vishwas Ban ke Log Zindagi Me Aate Hai,
Khwab Ban ke Aankho Me Samaa Jaate Hai,
Pehle Yakeen Dilate Hai Ki Wo Hamare Hai,
Fir Na Jaane Kyu Badal Jaate Hai…

Kisi Bhi Waja Se GUNAH

Kisi Bhi Waja Se GUNAH Na Karna,

Waja Khatam Ho Jaye Gi GUNAH Nahi,

Aur NEKI K Liye Takleef Utha Lena
Q.K
Takleef Khatam Ho Jaye Gi NEKI Nahi.

Tamaam Ehle Pakistan Ko

Tamaam Ehle Pakistan Ko Signals Mubark Hoon.
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.

Rehman Malik

SUCCESS Never Depends On The

“SUCCESS” Never Depends On The Size Of Our “BRAIN”…

It Always Depends On The Size Of Our “THOUGHTS”…

Wake Up With “AIM” And Then Try To “ACHIEVE” It …

Tanziya Lehja Munafaqt-e-Dil

Tanziya Lehja, Munafaqt-e-Dil or Lafzon k Jaal,,

Ay ibn-e-adam..!!

Kya Tu waqiye Ashraf-Ul-Makhlooqaat Hai..??

Dunya ka Sab Se Pehla SMS

Dunya ka Sb Sy Pehla SMS 3 Dec,

1992 ko ENGLAND k Vodafone Network pr kia gya tha

Bhejne wle ka naam

Neil Papworth tha”

Mama khana Laga de bohat

Beta: Mama khana Laga de bohat Bhook Lagi Hæ

Mama:Beta, Gas Nahi Hæ.

beta: Acha To Heater Pe bana Len
Mama: Bijli Nahi Hæ.

Beta:Acha to Car ki Chabi den Mæ Hottal Pe He kha Lunga
Mama: Car Mæ CNG Nahi Hæ

Bhai: Bhai Mere Sath Baike Pe Chal lo
Mama: Dubbal Sawari Pe Pabandi Hæ

beta:Acha To Apna Mobile den
Mæ Phone Pe He Order de dunga
Mama: Mobile Servis bhi Of Hæ
Beta: Had Ho Gayi Mama,

Mobile Sarvis’s B band Pakistan Mæ kuch bacha B Hæ
Mama: Haan Na,

Bhutto……….

kal bhi Bhutto Zindha Tha

Aaj bhi Bhutto Zindha Hæ.

Khushyan milen tumhein qadam

Khushyan milen tmhy qdam ba qdam

Tery nakhry ki Qasam GHAZAL khtam:-)

Acha chalo 2nd GHAZAL:

Chahengy tmko dil o jan sy hm

Terey gusy ki Qsm ye GHAZAL b khtm:-D

ok

Ok gusa q krty ho

Acha last time…

Tujhe khushi mily her su her dam

Ja jo krna he kr ly

Ye GHAZAL bi khtam:

Different Girls fighting with

Different Girls fighting with their husbands:
.

Pilot’s wife:
ziyada uro mat samjhay!…
.
Teachr’s wife:
Mujhey mat sikhao.
Ye aap ka School nahi
.
Dentist’s wife:
Daant tor k hath me day dungi
.
Doctor’s wife:
tabiyat durust kar dungi
.
BBA/MBA’s wife:
mind your own business,
.
CA/ACCA/CFA/ICMA/CIMA’s/ p.HD’s wife:
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Pehlay Pass to ho lo phir baat karna Budhaaaayyy:-D.

“Each Successful Person

"Each Successful Person Has a Painful Story…

"Each Painful Story Has a Successful Ending…

"So Accept The Pain

And Taste Success…..!!

Good morning

I M SuN

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~ @ _ @ ~

~ ~ ~

' ~ , ~ '

Hi

i m SuN

&
Spéciåly risè in ür inböx tö säy Ü

Aslam-o-Alakum,
good morning

Mujhy Sub kuch Qabool Hy Aay Falak…!

Mujhy Sub kuch Qabool Hy Aay Falak…!

“Gham -e-Yar”
Mujhy Sy Talab Na kar..!!

Me Osy kesy Dil Sy Juda karon..!
Jo meri Umar bhar ki Talaash Hy.

Kash K Mil jaye Mujhe Muqaddar Ki

Kash K Mil jaye Mujhe Muqaddar Ki
Woh Seyahi Aur Qalam…!

“Lamhay Lamhay ki khushi Likh Doon
Tum Dosto ki zindagi k liye….

The First Gush Of Chilly Winds!

The First Gush Of Chilly Winds!
The Familiar Anticipation Of Long Walks!
Cold Nose, Numb Feet, Warm Breaths!
The Fog!
The Vermillion Tree Leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
"The Best Is Yet To Come"
Thats The Message Winters Bear..
So Make Lasting Memories..!

Happy Winter!

Nikaal Lo, Sardiyan Aagai Hain.

-> S
!

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Sw
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Swe
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Swee
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Sweet
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Sweete
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Sweeter

Nikaal Lo,
Sardiyan Aagai Hain.

Chilghozy Ki Khushbu,

Chilghozy Ki Khushbu,

Moongphali Ki Bahar,

Sardi Ka Mausam,

Aany Ko Beqarar,

Thori Si Masti,

Thora Sa Pyaar,

Maflar, Sweeter Rakho Tayyar,

Happy Winter Season Mere Yaar…

”’O JEE gal suno,

"'O JEE gal suno,
sardi da ik faida ay??
Nai pata??
Lay suno…
,,, ('-')/
/ _/ /_
garmi Nai Lagdi..
¿Happy
¿winter
¿Season.'

Hindi Break Up SMS

Teri dosti ne diya sakun itna,
Ki tere baad koi bhi accha na lage,
Tujhe karni ho bewafai to is ada se karna,
Ki tere baad koi bhi bewafa na lage…

“HAPPY” “WINNTER SEASON

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( ' ; ' ) ,, " ,, " ,, " ,, "
(,,)(,,) ,," ,, " ,, " ,,
OOooo….Sardi.
"HAPPY"
"WINNTER SEASON
Enjoy the winter…!

Tusi Dum Darood Walay Oo Yha Bumb Barood Walay

1 sardar bus main betha us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia sardar dar gia or bola “molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?”

Super lines by Napoleon

Super lines by Napoleon: The dreams of a man and the smile of a woman can do anything in the World Good morning ..:)

Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Epic conversation

Epic conversation. Boy: Call me sweetu. Girl: Sweetu. Boy: Call me sweetheart. Girl: Sweetheart. Boy: Call me honey. Girl : Honey. Boy: Abay Jaahil Call kar na. Girl: Oh ok ok :p

Amazing Thing About Morning

The amazing thing about morning is that We aLwAys WakE uP wiTh A nEw haiR styLe.. good morning

Ik baar jo bichray woh dobara nahi milta..

Ik baar jo bichray woh dobara nahi milta,
Mil jaaye koi shakhs to sara nahi milta,

Us ki b nikal aati hai izhaar ki soorat,
Jis shakhs ko lafzon ka sahara nahi milta,

Phir doobna yeh baat bohat soch le pehle,
Har laash ko daryaa ka kinaara nahi milta,

Yeh soch k dil phir se hai aamada e ulfat,
Har baar mohabat mai khasaara nahi milta,

Woh shehar bhala kaise lagay apna jahan par,
Ik shakhs bhi dhoonde se hamara nahi milta..

Vaada karke log bhula kyon dete hain..

Vaada karke log bhula kyon dete hain,
Ab ke mein bhi aesaa kar ke dekhoon ga..

Another great loss to the film industry

Another great loss to the film industry… . . . . . . . . Anu Malik was found alive this morning in his apartment. Hehehe. :D

Avoiding something does not always mean

Avoiding something does not always mean that you hate it.. It could also mean that you WANT it… but but you know that its not yours…

The Most Amazing Marriage

A man in Thailand Married a dead girlfriend to fulfill his promise of love. 29-year old Sarinya Kamsook and her 28-year-old boyfriend, Chadil Deffy, were to be married this year. Sarinya Kamsook unfortunately died in a car crash, just day before the big event, Deffy decided to go on with their wedding as planned and [...]

Why Ratan TATA is not in the list of richet people

” WHY RATAN TATA IS NOT IN THE LIST OF THE WORLD’S RICHEST ” Here is a Real Story of Ratan Tata. So many people around the world want to know that “What is th e Net Worth of Ratan Tata”? TATA Group is running 96 businesses and out of which 28 Companies are publicly [...]

Choti si Pogo Story

Choti si Pogo Story :-D . Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha, . To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye, Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha . "Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?" . Papa: "Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera [...]

your heart can break

your heart can break, your soul can ache, your confidence can shake, your smile can be fake, but your life is never a mistake.Sometimes you just have to be strong and keep going no matter how much you want to give up; not for yourself, but for those you care about and never be sad [...]

Jab Se I-pill market mein aayi hai.

Jab Se I-pill market mein aayi hai.. Tab se…. Condom ki Sale 50% tak gir gayi hai…. Abortion Rate 80% tak gir gayi hai… Aur…. Ladkiya 100% tak gir gayi hai

Walk away from all the drama

Walk away from all the drama and people who create it, surround yourself with people who make u laugh.. Forget the bad and focus on the good, love the people who treat u right, pray for the ones who don’t.. Life is too short to be anything but happy.. Falling down is a part of [...]

Listening to the birds chirp

Listening to the birds chirp every morning reminds us that all such creatures praise the Almighty, but how often do we? Surely we can do better… Good Morning

Rajnikaant aor Kanoon

U can’t beat dis:- Ek BAR 1 judge ne RAJNIKANT ko crime karte hue dekh liya . . . . . . . . . toh kya? tabse Kaanon andha ho gaya :O :D

Yun toh Khamosh Hi Rehti Hai Ankhe

Yun toh Khamosh Hi Rehti Hai Ankhe
Ager Samaj Sako Toh Bahot Kuch Kehti Hai Ankhe
Kon Kehta Hai Ki Roti Hai Ankhe
Rota Toh Dil Hai Magar Kehti Hai Ankhe..!

Ek dost hai jise hum apna mante hai

Ek dost hai jise hum apna mante hai,
Roz jiske liye hum dua mangte hai,
Log b jalte hai mujhse,
Kyonki wo b aap jaisa 1 dost mangte hai…..!

Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko

Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko,
Dard Duniya Ne Bina Soche Hi De Diya,
Jo Sah Gaye Har Dard Ko Hum Chupke Se,
To Humko Hi Patthar Dil Kah Diya

People say No ‘Sorry’ and No ‘Thanks’ in friendship

People say,No ‘Sorry’ and No ‘Thanks’ in friendship or in a relationship.
but… Experience says that
These two words only save the relation…!!

Insan main haiwaan yahan bhi hai..

Insan main haiwaan* yahan bhi hai wahan bhi hai,
Allah nigehbaan yahan bhi hai wahan bhi hai,

Khoon-khawaar darindon ke faqat naam alag hain,
Har sheher beyaabaan yahan bhi hai wahan bhi hai,

Naaron ka sakoon, waadon ke ghar, khawbon ki khushiyan,
Bazaar main samaan yahan bhi hai wahan bhi hai..

(haiwaan;animal)

Nida Fazli

Ik baar jo bichray woh dobara nahi milta..

Ik baar jo bichray woh dobara nahi milta,
Mil jaaye koi shakhs to sara nahi milta,

Us ki b nikal aati hai izhaar ki soorat,
Jis shakhs ko lafzon ka sahara nahi milta,

Phir doobna yeh baat bohat soch le pehle,
Har laash ko daryaa ka kinaara nahi milta,

Yeh soch k dil phir se hai aamada e ulfat,
Har baar mohabat mai khasaara nahi milta,

Woh shehar bhala kaise lagay apna jahan par,
Ik shakhs bhi dhoonde se hamara nahi milta..

Accha..shone ki taiyali ho

'(._.)'
(")(")Accha..shone ki taiyali ho layi hai,
Ninni b aa layi hogi,
Acha to meli talaf se dud nite ol shueet dleams!
Happy ninni.

YAR EK BAT TO BTAO..

'(",)
/)) YAR EK BAT
_/_ TO BTAO..
.
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YE AJ KAL SUBHA SUBHA PANI KI TANKI ME
BARF KON DAL KE JATA HAI..?

Will you merry after i die

Sardar:Will you merry after i die

Wife:No i wiil live with
my sister.

Wife:Will you marry,a fter i die.

Sarther:No i will also live with ur sister.

A GIRL sent the most expensive bird

A GIRL sent the most expensive bird
that Could speak 40 languages
as a birthday gift to her Sardar BOY Friend
next day She askd about the gift

GF:
How did you like the bird

Sardar:very tasty

YAR EK BAT TO BTAO..

'(",)
/)) YAR EK BAT
_/_ TO BTAO..
.
.
.
YE AJ KAL SUBHA SUBHA PANI KI TANKI ME
BARF KON DAL KE JATA HAI..?

2 Baar Lips Pe,

2 Baar Lips Pe,

2 Baar Gaal Pe,

1 Martaba Mathay Pe,

2 Baar Eyes Pe,

Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana,

Sardi Aarahi Hai Na.

Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?

Pathan:
4

Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?

Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:

.
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

Accha..shone ki taiyali ho

'(._.)'
(")(")Accha..shone ki taiyali ho layi hai,
Ninni b aa layi hogi,
Acha to meli talaf se dud nite ol shueet dleams!
Happy ninni.

2 Baar Lips Pe,

2 Baar Lips Pe,

2 Baar Gaal Pe,

1 Martaba Mathay Pe,

2 Baar Eyes Pe,

Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana,

Sardi Aarahi Hai Na.

Sardar in Train

Sardar in Train

T.T:
‘Ticket Dikhao

Sardar:
‘Ha Ha,Ae ley’

T.T:
Ye to purani Ticket hai.

Sardar:
‘Te Mama!
Train keri Applied 4 ae.

Sardar in Train

Sardar in Train

T.T:
‘Ticket Dikhao

Sardar:
‘Ha Ha,Ae ley’

T.T:
Ye to purani Ticket hai.

Sardar:
‘Te Mama!
Train keri Applied 4 ae.

Sardar in Train

Sardar in Train

T.T:
‘Ticket Dikhao

Sardar:
‘Ha Ha,Ae ley’

T.T:
Ye to purani Ticket hai.

Sardar:
‘Te Mama!
Train keri Applied 4 ae.

Sad Love SMS in Hindi

Humare chale jane ke baad,
Ye samundar bhi puchega tumse,
Kaha chla gya wo shakhs
jo tanhai me aa kar,
Bus tumhara hi naam likha karta tha…

Sad Love SMS in Hindi

Humare chale jane ke baad,
Ye samundar bhi puchega tumse,
Kaha chla gya wo shakhs
jo tanhai me aa kar,
Bus tumhara hi naam likha karta tha…

Sad Love SMS in Hindi

Humare chale jane ke baad,
Ye samundar bhi puchega tumse,
Kaha chla gya wo shakhs
jo tanhai me aa kar,
Bus tumhara hi naam likha karta tha…

A GIRL sent the most expensive bird

A GIRL sent the most expensive bird
that Could speak 40 languages
as a birthday gift to her Sardar BOY Friend
next day She askd about the gift

GF:
How did you like the bird

Sardar:very tasty

A GIRL sent the most expensive bird

A GIRL sent the most expensive bird
that Could speak 40 languages
as a birthday gift to her Sardar BOY Friend
next day She askd about the gift

GF:
How did you like the bird

Sardar:very tasty

Will you merry after i die

Sardar:Will you merry after i die

Wife:No i wiil live with
my sister.

Wife:Will you marry,a fter i die.

Sarther:No i will also live with ur sister.

Will you merry after i die

Sardar:Will you merry after i die

Wife:No i wiil live with
my sister.

Wife:Will you marry,a fter i die.

Sarther:No i will also live with ur sister.

2 Baar Lips Pe,

2 Baar Lips Pe,

2 Baar Gaal Pe,

1 Martaba Mathay Pe,

2 Baar Eyes Pe,

Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana,

Sardi Aarahi Hai Na.

Main 2 Phoolo Wali Razai Ly Kr

Main 2 Phoolo Wali Razai Ly Kr
Soo Raha Tha ..!

Kambhakt Koi Raat Me Phoolo Ko
Paani Dy Gya ….
Hi Hi Bri Sardi Hy

Main 2 Phoolo Wali Razai Ly Kr

Main 2 Phoolo Wali Razai Ly Kr
Soo Raha Tha ..!

Kambhakt Koi Raat Me Phoolo Ko
Paani Dy Gya ….
Hi Hi Bri Sardi Hy

Main 2 Phoolo Wali Razai Ly Kr

Main 2 Phoolo Wali Razai Ly Kr
Soo Raha Tha ..!

Kambhakt Koi Raat Me Phoolo Ko
Paani Dy Gya ….
Hi Hi Bri Sardi Hy

Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?

Pathan:
4

Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?

Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?

Pathan:
4

Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?

Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:

.
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:

.
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

YAR EK BAT TO BTAO..

'(",)
/)) YAR EK BAT
_/_ TO BTAO..
.
.
.
YE AJ KAL SUBHA SUBHA PANI KI TANKI ME
BARF KON DAL KE JATA HAI..?

Accha..shone ki taiyali ho

'(._.)'
(")(")Accha..shone ki taiyali ho layi hai,
Ninni b aa layi hogi,
Acha to meli talaf se dud nite ol shueet dleams!
Happy ninni.

Art of Conversation

The Art of conversation is not only to say the Right thing at the Right time But to leave the Wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting Moment.

Sirf Tere Liye Deewani

Likhi hy ye ghazaL SIRF TERE LIYE Deewani bani B to SIRF TERE LIYE Kisi ko nahi dekhengi ab ye AANKHEN, Nazren tarsengi b to SIRF TERE LIYE Hr saans main Yaad karungi tujhe Ye saans niklegi b to SIRF TERE LIYE Hr Pyar se pyare lagte ho tum mujhe Mene Pyar seekha b to [...]

Happy Birthday

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

Usay pholon ki chahat hai

Usay pholon ki chahat hai, Magar jab phool khiltay hain, Wo un ko torr deti hai, Wo kehti hai Usy barish ka mosam acha lgta hai. Magar jab barish hoti hai, Wo kamry mei afsurda si ho kr Band ho jati hai. Wo kehti hai..! Hawaain ishq hain us ka……! Hawaa lekin chalay jab to, [...]

Happy Birthday

This message has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

Insan main haiwaan yahan bhi hai..

Insan main haiwaan* yahan bhi hai wahan bhi hai,
Allah nigehbaan yahan bhi hai wahan bhi hai,

Khoon-khawaar darindon ke faqat naam alag hain,
Har sheher beyaabaan yahan bhi hai wahan bhi hai,

Naaron ka sakoon, waadon ke ghar, khawbon ki khushiyan,
Bazaar main samaan yahan bhi hai wahan bhi hai..

(haiwaan;animal)

Nida Fazli

Tere hijar mein na safar ke rahe na watan ke..

Aye sanam tere hijar mein na safar ke rahe na watan ke,
Girey tukrre dil ke kahin na kafan ke rahe na dafan ke..

Qayamat hai ke woh akhbaar to parhta nahin..

Kya qayamat hai ke woh akhbaar to parhta nahin,
Lekin us ko aaj ki sari khabar, maloom hai..

Daku Lady Se

Daku Lady Se: Ye Saray Zevar Mjhe Day Day

Lady: Le, Ye Le Payal Le Jhumka Le Churhi Le Chain Le Laung Le Sub Le Le Aur

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Khusra Ban Ja Kuttay

Moral:-

“Females zevar k mamalay may jaan ki parwah nai krtien :p “

Jindagi ki har tamana

Jindagi ki har tamana ho puri, Koi aarju rahe na adhuri, kartehai haanth jodkar maa durga ki winti aapki har manokamna ho puri.
happy Durga puja
Premanand

WHenever Lyf seems tO dRift U away

WHenever Lyf seems tO dRift U away
frOm me, I can’t heLp bUt cRy, U’ve
grOwn tO be sUch a part Of me tHat
witHOut U Lyf is nO mORe tHan
desperate sigh, tHey say LOve cOmes
& gOes and I disagree,sO here’s my
hand take it and dOn’t Let gO Of..

Have Good Day

Welcome To The
First Morning Of
2012.
May ALLAH Bless
You With Great
Pleasure This Year
And Whole Life.May
Allah Bless You And
Your Family.
Happy New Year!
Have Good Day!

Kitna padega Einstein ki aulad

For those at home:
U Study for 3 hrs no one sees u..
Wen u pick up d mobile for a sec
mom/dad enters d room n say “bilkul padai ni karte”

For those in hostel:
Have mob for 3 hrs no 1 sees u..
pick up d book for a sec
Friends enter the room and says “Kitna padega Einstein ki aulad…pagal ho jayega..”

THINGS ARE YET TO HAPPEN

Remember this when U are sad & even when U are happy to understand what is life..
“THINGS ARE YET TO HAPPEN,
LIFE IS YET TO GO!”
keep smiling.

Us ke jaatey hi yeh dil sunsaan ho kar reh geya..

Phir us ke jaatey hi yeh dil sunsaan ho kar reh geya,
Achaa bhala ik sheher tha veeraan ho kar reh geya,

Rut ne mere chaaron taraf kheenchey hisaar baam-o-dar,
Yeh sheher phir mere liye zindaaan* ho kar reh geya,

Kuch din mujhe awaz di logon ne us ke naam se,
Phir sheher bhar main woh meri pehchaan ho ker reh geya,

Ik khawab ho kar reh gayin gulshan se apni nisbtain,
Dil raizaa raizaa kaanch ka guldaan ho kar reh geya..

(zindaaan;jail)

Broken Heart Shayari

Pyar ke ujale me gum ka andhera kyu hai,
Jisko hum chahe wahi rulata kyu hai,
Mere rubba agar wo mera nasib nahi to,
Aise logo se hume milata kyu hai…

Hindi Dard Bhari SMS

Sab ke hote hue bhi tanhai milti hai,
Yaado me bhi gam ki parchai milti hai,
Jitni bhi Dua karte hai kisi ko pane ki,
Utni hi jyada unse Bewafai milti hai…

Khuda Apko hmesha Khush rakhe

‎|”|_/”/
| huda:
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|”|__|”|
| mesha:
|_|”"|_|

/ /ap ko:
/_/_

|”|_/”/
| hush:
|_|”_

|”‘”"”)
| akhe:
|_|”_

/ /meen:
/_/_

/ /ssalam-o-alaikum:
/_/_

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‘The funny advertisemet of Q mobile

‘The funny advertisemet of Q mobile

The girl said to the boy

“Touch!!! I LiKe It VERY MUCH”:

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Ad daik lay phr pogo laga laina koi jaldi nahe hai dost’

Pathan:
nahi lagain gain,
Sardar:wo kesay?
Pathan:
Sochna k paisay nahi Lagtay.

Muje Fone pe Qatal ki dhamkian mil rhi hain.

Sardar to police:
Muje Fone pe Qatal ki dhamkian mil rhi hain.

Police:kon hy wo?

Sardar:
P.T.C.L wale”
Kehte hain bill nhi bhara to
“Kaat Dengay”

¤ Barasta,

¤ Barasta,
Bheegta Mosam Hai Kamzori Meri Lekin…!

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¤ Me Ye Rim Jhim,
Ye Ghataa,
Ye Badal Tumhare Naam Karta Houn…!!
GOOD NIGHT.

Palkain Neend Se BojhaL Zaroor

Palkain Neend Se BojhaL Zaroor Hein Lekin!
("DOST")

Tujhe Yaad Kiye Bina So Jaen Ye Mumkin Nahi.
/"”' /"”/
G0OD / IGHT
/___/____/

Soch tha parh likh Ke Pilot banain ge

Soch tha parh likh Ke Pilot banain ge
“Dear”
.

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.

.
Ishq Ka Nasha Kia Laga,Khud hi Jahaz ban
gaye…!
(‘_’)
+-|=|-+
// zooooooooo

jhooly laal.

ain T0 Raat0n Ka Musafir H0n

Main T0 Raat0n Ka Musafir H0n Mere Sath Na Chal

Y0un Na H0 Tu Bhi Andhair0n Mein Kahin Kh0 Jae,

Good Night

Goodnight sweetie

Goodnight sweetie

So long to you my love
Don't be afraid to run away
I know you'll be okay…. Just take your time to find
I really, really need you here tonight….

Good night have a sweeetest night…

+ / +
"____//\____"+*
"*\ good //*"
// Night \"+"
+"”"\//"”*"+
¤/ ¤.
*
have a sweeetest night…

Happy Marriage Anniversary

A house is built by hands.. But a home is built by hearts! u can live without something.. if u have someone to live for! HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..

Best Wishes To You

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair

Tips for Happy Life

Tips for Happy life 1.Walk for 10-30 min daily. 2. Sit quitely for atleast 10 min daily in isolation. 3. Try to make laugh atleast 3 people daily. 4. Listen to quality music daily to nourish your soul. 5. Live with the 3 Es (Energy,Enthusiasm and Empathy). 6.Drink green tea and plenty of water. 7. [...]

Ek Police Officer

Ek Chor Ek Gangster Aur Ek Murderer Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The.. Tab Wo Gadi Kaun Chala Raha Tha ? ? Socho ? ? Ek POLICE OFFICER..

Zindagi Main Ek Baar Tu Sahi Socho

Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon. Jinke Pass wo hota hai, woh hath me leke hilate hain. Jinke pass nahi hota hai, wo ungli dal ki hilate hain…. Bolo Kya? Tooth Brush.. Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho.

Bachey Ek Larki Ko

Kuch school k Bachey Ek larki ko ghaseet kar school ley ja rahe thay. 1 Admi bola esko chor do agr. Es ko parhne ka shok hoga tu ye khud school jaye gi. Bachey bole Baba ji Ye humari Miss hai Roz school say Date per chali jati hai…. ;):p

world leaves you Alone

The most beautiful music in the world is ur own heart-beat. It gives an assurance that you will survive even when the world leaves you ALONE !!!

Us ke jaatey hi yeh dil sunsaan ho kar reh geya..

Phir us ke jaatey hi yeh dil sunsaan ho kar reh geya,
Achaa bhala ik sheher tha veeraan ho kar reh geya,

Rut ne mere chaaron taraf kheenchey hisaar baam-o-dar,
Yeh sheher phir mere liye zindaaan* ho kar reh geya,

Kuch din mujhe awaz di logon ne us ke naam se,
Phir sheher bhar main woh meri pehchaan ho ker reh geya,

Ik khawab ho kar reh gayin gulshan se apni nisbtain,
Dil raizaa raizaa kaanch ka guldaan ho kar reh geya..

(zindaaan;jail)

Mitt jaye gi makhlooq to insaaf karo ge..

Mitt jaye gi makhlooq to insaaf karo ge,
Munsif ho agar to hashar uthaa kyon nahin dete..

Wo shokhiyaan pehle si, ab kuch bhi nahi baqi..

kahan wo shokhiyaan pehle si, ab kuch bhi nahi baqi,
Chaley Aaye ho Tum kiya khojne be-jaan aankhon main…

Merry Christmas with hugs and kisses

To all of my family and the friends I have made, Those who left for awhile and those who have stayed, Merry Christmas with hugs and kisses..

It’s better to cry than to be Angry

“It’s better to cry than to be Angry;
because
Anger hurts other,
while Tears flow Silently through the Soul
and Cleanses the Heart”.. !

heaven is on earth

Dance as though no one is watching you,
Love as though you have never loved before,
Sing as though no one can hear you,
Live as though heaven is on earth!
I Wish you a very warm and Happy Birthday!

The two of you became as one

Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!

It’s a gift that i have received from you

♥ ♥ ♥ It’s a gift that i have received from you..
This smile that’s glowing on my face.
My face can’t even hide it.
The happiness that i have got after finding you.. ♥ ♥ ♥

kichu raat sopner

“kichu raat sopner”
“kichu sriti koster”
“kichu somoy abeger”
“kichu kotha hridoyer”
“kichu manus moner”
kichu “BONDHU” chirodiner…
gd mrng.~.

Bondhu 2mi misti alo sonali vora din.bondhu 2mi sweety sweety soft baby cream.bondhu 2mi thanda batas tusar vora him.
Bondhu 2mi break fast er powruti r dim.

like you out there.

Sometimes I wish I had never met you
because then I could go to sleep at night
not knowing there was someone like you out there.

Pathar ke khuda, pathar ke sanam..

Pathar ke khuda, pathar ke sanam, pathar hi ke insaan paye hain,
Tum sheher-e-mohabbat kehtey ho, hum jaan bacha ke aye hain,

Hum soch rahe hain muddat se, ab umar guzaaren bhi to kahan,
Sehraa mein khushi ke phool nahin, shehron mein ghamon ke saye hain,

Honton pe tabassum halka sa, ankhon mein nami si aye Faqir,
Hum ehel-e-mohabbat per aksar aesey bhi zamaaney aye hain..

Us ki nazron ke badalty hi janey kya hua..

Us ki nazron ke badalty hi janey kya hua,
Jitne chehrey janey pechaney they anjaney lage..

Kiyon karte ho shikwa tum apno se

~ ~ … Kiyon karte ho shikwa tum apno se…~ ~

Dost

¤ ¤ Jo kismat me na hun wo sajdoo se b nahi milte.!
Good bye 4 ever

Just chill & Enjoy

Just chill
&
Enjoy
Make evey single
moment of your life
A precious memory
Happy Birthday

Another year is a happy gift

Another year is a happy gift
So cut your cake, and say

Instead of counting birthdays
I count blessings every day.

Insan Chehra To Saaf Rakhta Hay

Insan Chehra To Saaf Rakhta Hay
Jis Per LoGon Ki Nazr Hoti Hay

Magar

Dil Ko Saaf Nahi Rakhta
Jis Per "ALLAH" Ki Nazar Hoti hai.

Subha bakhair.
Good morning

AoA!

AoA!

"To win the hearts of others u must
lose some colours of your ego…

So be humble in your life and treat other's
with love and politness…

GööD MörNinG

Assalam o Alaikum

Assalam o Alaikum

Recite Darood on Hazrat Muhammad (SAW)Good Morning
Turn to Allah before YOU Return to Allah!

Kitni khubsoort si ‘¤,¤” ho jati ha

,¤"”¤,¤"”¤, ….

'¤,Kitni khubsoort si '¤,¤" ho jati ha ..

DiL ki Basti…

.-._.-.

'-._

,¤"”¤,¤"”¤, …

'¤, jab kuch piyary …

'¤,¤" log subha subha yaad Aate hain…

“3 beautiful lines”

"3 beautiful lines"

1″Kisi ki sharafat ko uski buzdili mat samjo"

2″Kisi ki sachai ko uski bewakofi mt samjo"

3″Kisi k khulos ko kbi dikhawa mat samjo"
Gud Mrng hv a nc day…

Ye SPECIAL missing HEART hai,

,;*”*;,;*”*;,
*;, ,;* “*;,;*”
Ye SPECIAL missing HEART hai,
ise ap un logon ko send karo
Jinhe aap KHONA nahi chahte.
Maine to kar diya…….?

Dard Bhare SMS in Hindi

Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko,
Dard Duniya Ne Bina Soche Hi De Diya,
Jo Sah Gaye Har Dard Ko Hum Chupke Se,
To Humko Hi Patthar-Dil Kah Diya…

Interesting line written on the front of T-shirt

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above. ;) :p

Height of happiness

Height of happiness.. A boy got a job in a girls hostel.. After 2 months Owner asked: Why don’t u come to take your salary..? Boy: Kya..? Salary b milegi..?

Mere liye ek shisha le ke aaofu

Boss: Mere liye ek shisha le ke aao, Jisme mai apna muh dekh saku…! . . . . . . Pappu: Nahi mila Sir, Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha..!!! :D :P ;)

We all do better when we work together

We all do better when we work together. Our differences do matter, but our common humanity matters more

While you are looking for the perfect

While you are looking for the perfect person, you will probably miss the imperfect person who could make you perfectly happy

Tm kon si fairness cream use krti ho?

Boy to Girl: Tm kon si fairness cream use krti ho? . . . . . . Girl (khush ho k): Koi b to nahi ! . . . . Boy: To use kiya kar0 na! Kaali Ourat .. =D

Dekhi Hai Berukhi Ki Aaj Hum Ne Intehaa

Dekhi Hai Berukhi Ki Aaj Hum Ne Intehaa Hum Pe Nazar Pari Tou Wo Mehfil Se Uth Gye

Vitamin “she” ki kami hai

Mareez:- Dr. Sahab Mein bahot khush rehta hoon, Neend sukoon se aati hai, Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai, Har kaam main Dil bhi Lagta hai, Koi pareshani hi nahi. Aisa kyon hai ?? Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon. Aap ki zindagi me Vitamin “she” ki kami hai…:p :D =D

A Good Girlfriend

A Good Girlfriend can save 100gb of your hard disk… Those who understand Click Like rest go and watch POGO :P:D

Teri Yadon ki Ulfat Se saji Hai Zindagi Meri

Teri Yadon ki Ulfat Se saji Hai Zindagi Meri… ., ., ., Main Pagal Hun Jo Tujh ko Bhool k Viraan Ho Jaon….!!

Sardar International Company

Dr: Which soap do u use? Sardar: Bajrang da soap DR: paste ? SARDAR: Bajrang da paste, DR: shampooo? SARDAR: Bajrang da shampoo Dr: Is Bajrang an international company? Sardar:No.. Bajrang is my room mate

Meaning of Pyar

Meaning of PYAR jutkfjsi wtlosueridir jnkitugfhtiuxlwi Nahi parha ja raha na? Forward kar de PATTHAR DIL Tuu kya jaane Pyaaar ki Bhaasha :-p

Meaning of Pyar

Meaning of PYAR jutkfjsi wtlosueridir jnkitugfhtiuxlwi Nahi parha ja raha na? Forward kar de PATTHAR DIL Tuu kya jaane Pyaaar ki Bhaasha :-p

Chand bhi kya ajeeb

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai ZALIM…!!!. . . . Jis me,, , . . Bachpan me Mamu aur jawani me Janu nazar ata hai

Chand bhi kya ajeeb

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai ZALIM…!!!. . . . Jis me,, , . . Bachpan me Mamu aur jawani me Janu nazar ata hai

Sardar International Company

Dr: Which soap do u use? Sardar: Bajrang da soap DR: paste ? SARDAR: Bajrang da paste, DR: shampooo? SARDAR: Bajrang da shampoo Dr: Is Bajrang an international company? Sardar:No.. Bajrang is my room mate

Us ki nazron ke badalty hi janey kya hua..

Us ki nazron ke badalty hi janey kya hua,
Jitne chehrey janey pechaney they anjaney lage..

Kahan tak suney gi raat kahan tak sunayen ge..

Kahan tak suney gi raat kahan tak sunayen ge hum,
Shikwey saarey sabb aaj tere rubaruu karain..

Kahan tak suney gi raat kahan tak sunayen ge..

Kahan tak suney gi raat kahan tak sunayen ge hum,
Shikwey saarey sabb aaj tere rubaruu karain..

Pathar ke khuda, pathar ke sanam..

Pathar ke khuda, pathar ke sanam, pathar hi ke insaan paye hain,
Tum sheher-e-mohabbat kehtey ho, hum jaan bacha ke aye hain,

Hum soch rahe hain muddat se, ab umar guzaaren bhi to kahan,
Sehraa mein khushi ke phool nahin, shehron mein ghamon ke saye hain,

Honton pe tabassum halka sa, ankhon mein nami si aye Faqir,
Hum ehel-e-mohabbat per aksar aesey bhi zamaaney aye hain..

Pathar ke khuda, pathar ke sanam..

Pathar ke khuda, pathar ke sanam, pathar hi ke insaan paye hain,
Tum sheher-e-mohabbat kehtey ho, hum jaan bacha ke aye hain,

Hum soch rahe hain muddat se, ab umar guzaaren bhi to kahan,
Sehraa mein khushi ke phool nahin, shehron mein ghamon ke saye hain,

Honton pe tabassum halka sa, ankhon mein nami si aye Faqir,
Hum ehel-e-mohabbat per aksar aesey bhi zamaaney aye hain..

Naa miley zeher to apna hi lahuu peetey hain..

Naa miley zeher to apna hi lahuu peetey hain,
Jaam khaali nahin rehte sharaab’khanon mein..

Naa miley zeher to apna hi lahuu peetey hain..

Naa miley zeher to apna hi lahuu peetey hain,
Jaam khaali nahin rehte sharaab’khanon mein..

Us ki nazron ke badalty hi janey kya hua..

Us ki nazron ke badalty hi janey kya hua,
Jitne chehrey janey pechaney they anjaney lage..

I Want To Say Something To U

Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
.
Boy : What.?!
.
Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
letters..!!
.
Boy : I knw. Its I love You..
But I Dont..!!
.
Girl : No.
.
Boy : Then What..?
.
.
.
Girl : Go To Hell !!=p

Marathi Asmitechi

Marathi Asmitechi Marathi shan,Marathi parmparecha marathi man,Ya aajchya sonyasarkhya diwashi Sonyasarakhya Shubhechha….

I have the opportunity

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!"

Uss Ne Kaha Ke Mujhe Bhool Ja

Uss Ne Kaha Ke Mujhe Bhool Ja
Maine Tume Dil Se Nikaal Diya Hai

Bus Sukoon Sa Mil Gya Ye Sun Kar 
Hm Kabhi to Uske Dil Me The…

Agar rasta khubsurat hain to

Agar rasta khubsurat hain to
phle pata karna wo kis manjil tak jata hain,

Lekin agar manjil khubsurat hain to
rasta jo bhi ho bas chal pado.

Hindi Shayari on Tanhai

Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,
Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai Judai,
Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,
Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Na Aayi…

Hindi Shayari on Tanhai

Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,
Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai Judai,
Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,
Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Na Aayi…

Sad Hindi SMS

Tum aaye zindgi me kahani ban kar,
Tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni ban kar,
Basa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me,
Wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se paani ban kar…

Saja rakhi thi dariya par

Saja rakhi thi dariya par ajab baraat pani ki

Bahut kerte the Ashrare yezidi baat pani ki

Magar sahil pe pahonche thokare mari chale aye

Bata di Hazrat-e-Abbas ne Auqaat pani ki.

Mana Ke Ye As’hab Aqeedat Ke Nishan The

Mana Ke Ye As’hab Aqeedat Ke Nishan The
Tasleem Kia Ahmed E Mursal Ki Ye Jaan The
Namoos E Sahaba Ke Khateebo Se Ye Poocho
Ye Log Muhammad (Saww) Ke Janazay Me Kaha The?

Hussain Teray Lahoo

Hussain Teray Lahoo Ki Khusbo
Falak K Daaman Say Arhi Hay

Na Jany Q Meri Aankon

Na Jany Q Meri Aankon Me Aa Gaye Aansoo,

Sikha Raha Tha Me Bachy Ko KARBLA Likhna.

Karbala Ko Karbala K Badhshah Pr

Karbala Ko Karbala K Badhshah Pr Naz Hai.
Us Nawase Pe Mohammad Mustafa S.A.W Ko Naz Ha.
Yun To Lakhon Ne Sajde Kiye
Pr Hussian Ne Woh Sajda Kia Jis Pe Khuda Ko Naz Ha

Everyday I made myself strong…

Everyday I made myself strong…
Keep making promises that not to remember you again,
But,
Every night I re-read your old messages
And
don't know why it makes me weak again….

Bohat tootay huye hain hum,

Bohat tootay huye hain hum,
Abhi dastak nahi dena,
Hamari aankh hai pur nam,
Abhi dastak nahi dena,
Mere yaaro abhi kuch din mere ahwaal mat pucho,
Abhi dil main hai thora ghum,
Abhi dastak nahi dena,
Shab-e-Tanhai main shayad tarapna hai bohat mujhko,
Abhi hai dard kuch maddam,
Abhi dastak nahi dena.

Tum bathroom mein kiun ghus aaye ho,

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kiun ghus
aaye ho, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
.
.
Naukar: Janab ghalti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hain. OooPPSSS

Wo jis ne apny Na Na ka wada Pura kar dia

Wo jis ne apny Na Na ka wada Pura kar dia

Ghar ka ghar supard-e-KHUDA kar dia

Nosh kar lia jis ne shahadat ka jaam

Us "Hussain Ibne-Ali" par lakhon salam

Na Ghum se Dil behelta hai

=Bohat Beykaif lamhey hain Ajab Bojhal si zindgi hai =Na Ghum se Dil behelta hai Na khushiyan Raas aati hain…!!!

Husbands are like Bluetooth

All Husbands are like Bluetooth. Always connected when wife is around. But The moment wife is Away They Automatically start searching for the new Devices

U r Looking so Beautiful

Girl to Girl. U r looking so beautiful. Girl: Thanx Boy to Boy. U r looking so beautiful. Boy: rishta de dio fair nikki da.

Apne dard ki tanhaayiyon mein zinda hoon..

Sulagtey chaand ki tanhayion mein zinda hoon,
Apne dard ki tanhaayiyon mein zinda hoon,

Kisi ki neend main mehkaa hoon khawab ki surat,
Kisi ke jism ki angrrayiyon mein zinda hoon,

Dhannak khayalon ki lafzon ka rehsmi bistar,
Main tere hijar ki raa’nayiyon main zinda hoon,

Yeh log taaza rafaqat mein saans lete hain,
Main apni zaat ki tanhayion mein zinda hoon,

Kashish faraar ki insaan ka muqaddar hai,
Paraaye khawb ki parchaayion mein zinda hoon..

Dr Ibrar Umar

Issi umeed pe hain sab dushman dost qabool..

Aik issi umeed pe hain sab dushman dost qabool,
Kya jaaney iss saada’pan main kon kahan mil jaye..

Apne dard ki tanhaayiyon mein zinda hoon..

Sulagtey chaand ki tanhayion mein zinda hoon,
Apne dard ki tanhaayiyon mein zinda hoon,

Kisi ki neend main mehkaa hoon khawab ki surat,
Kisi ke jism ki angrrayiyon mein zinda hoon,

Dhannak khayalon ki lafzon ka rehsmi bistar,
Main tere hijar ki raa’nayiyon main zinda hoon,

Yeh log taaza rafaqat mein saans lete hain,
Main apni zaat ki tanhayion mein zinda hoon,

Kashish faraar ki insaan ka muqaddar hai,
Paraaye khawb ki parchaayion mein zinda hoon..

Dr Ibrar Umar

Apne dard ki tanhaayiyon mein zinda hoon..

Sulagtey chaand ki tanhayion mein zinda hoon,
Apne dard ki tanhaayiyon mein zinda hoon,

Kisi ki neend main mehkaa hoon khawab ki surat,
Kisi ke jism ki angrrayiyon mein zinda hoon,

Dhannak khayalon ki lafzon ka rehsmi bistar,
Main tere hijar ki raa’nayiyon main zinda hoon,

Yeh log taaza rafaqat mein saans lete hain,
Main apni zaat ki tanhayion mein zinda hoon,

Kashish faraar ki insaan ka muqaddar hai,
Paraaye khawb ki parchaayion mein zinda hoon..

Dr Ibrar Umar

Issi umeed pe hain sab dushman dost qabool..

Aik issi umeed pe hain sab dushman dost qabool,
Kya jaaney iss saada’pan main kon kahan mil jaye..

Issi umeed pe hain sab dushman dost qabool..

Aik issi umeed pe hain sab dushman dost qabool,
Kya jaaney iss saada’pan main kon kahan mil jaye..

Some great sexy sayings

Some great sexy sayings -”U cannot taste me, until uundress me?” -Banana. “U can not eat me unless ulick me” - Ice cream. “U can not play wid me unless u blow me” - Balloon. “U can not enjoy me unlessu suck me” - Lollypop. “U make me wet & put mein ur mouth evryday” [...]

I learned to be grateful

"Opportunities, relationships, even money flowed my way when I learned to be grateful no matter what happened in my life." — Oprah Winfrey

Test

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ALLAH Kay kareeb Le Janay Walee Chand Batain:

ALLAH Kay kareeb Le Janay Walee Chand Batain:
1.Ghar Walon Se Khush Ikhlaqi
2.Nafs kee Mukhalfat
3.Mazlom Kee Imdad
4.Gharibo Kee Dil Joi
5.Bemar Kee Ayadt
6.Naik Logo Kee Sohbat
7.Wada Kee Wafa
8.Waldain Ka Ehtram
9.Mehman Nawazi
10.Maaf Kar Dena

“Anmol Bat”

"Anmol Bat"
Jab "RAB" se baat karne ko dil chahe to "NAMAZ" parha karo,
Or jab tm chahte ho k "RAB" tm se baat kare to "QURAN" parha karo.

“Minimum Love is Friendship”

“Read Carefully And Get The Meaning”…
“Minimum Love is Friendship”
‘n
“Maximum Friendship is Love”

Strange But True.. !!

Cutest proposal ever

Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life??

Bas Ek sanam chahiye….

1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?

Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?

Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahiye
aashqi ke liye..!!

Friendship is not a game to play,

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

”MAY I HELP U?”

Zindgi 1 Railway Station H,
Pyaar 1 Train H
Jo Aati Hai Aur Chali Jati He
Par Dosti Enquiry Counter Hai
Jo Hamesha Kehti Hai… "MAY I HELP U?"

I ‘m not an OPTION”.. !

Awesome Self Respect Line I Have Ever Heard…

“If its going to be hard
for People to Choose between Me ‘n Someone Else
I would allow them to Choose the Other One
because
I ‘m not an OPTION”.. !

“!..FRIENDSHIP..!”

“!..FRIENDSHIP..!”

Is Not History
To Forget

Not Maths
To Calculate

Not A Language
To Learn

Its Only The

Chemistry
That Reacts
Between two Hearts!!!

Sometimes you actually have to chang

I have learned that sometimes

"S O R R Y"

is not enough.

Sometimes you actually have to change.

Sardar smoking In Front Of His Father

Sardar smoking In Front Of His Father ..

His Friend:
Oye ! Abba De Saamne smoking…??

Sardar:
Abba Hi Hai Na..
Petrol Pump Te Nahi … !!

Sardar smoking In Front Of His Father

Sardar smoking In Front Of His Father ..

His Friend:
Oye ! Abba De Saamne smoking…??

Sardar:
Abba Hi Hai Na..
Petrol Pump Te Nahi … !!

Sometimes you actually have to chang

I have learned that sometimes

"S O R R Y"

is not enough.

Sometimes you actually have to change.

Lagta hai K tum Ho

Sandhal se mehkati hoi pur kaif hawa ka.. Jhonka koi takrae to lagta hai k tum ho.. Orhay howay taroon ki chamakti hoi chadar.. Nadi koi bal khaye to lagta hay k tum ho.. Jab raat gaye koi kiran meray brabar.. chup chap c so jaye to lagta hay k tum ho

Definition of Nurse

Definition of Nurse: "Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl, Holding Your Hand Looking into Your eyes ‘n still wants Your Pulse to Be Normal”.. !!!!!!

Kindness is the language

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

Life Is Beautiful

Somewhere I Heard… “Life Is Beautiful” But Very Soon I Realized… Lots Of, “Conditions Apply”

Morning is a festival of nature

Morning is a festival of nature 2 touch 1′s heart, Encourage 1′s mind n inspire 1′s SOul 4a NEw lIFe, wISh U WOnderful MORning and A WONderFul DAy..

If Saturdays and Sudays Dont Excite You

If Saturday and Sunday dont Excite you, then change your Friends, & If Monday doesn’t Motivate you, then change your Profession

Too much silence creates a distance

Sometimes we maintain silence to protect one beautiful relation.. But too much silence creates a distance in every beautiful relations..

Shadi se Pehle Gifts

Patni: Shadi se pahle aap roz gift dete the , par ab nahi dete, kyu? . . . . . . . . . . Pati: kabhi tumne Machhwaare ko Machhli pakadne ke baad use dana dalte dekha hai kya? :O

If you haven’t Found your Smart Prince yet

Dear Girls, . . . If you haven’t Found your Smart Prince yet, . . It means . . . . . . . . . . You’re not a princess…! =P :D =D

Park is Full of Aunties

Yesterday’s Breaking News: 42 Year Old Aunty Was Raped By a 20 Year Old Boy in Jogging Park. Today’s breaking News : Park is Full of Aunties…:O ;)

Sardar was busy removing

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Tumhi ne konsi achaayi ki hai..

Tumhi ne konsi achaayi ki hai,
Chalo maana ke main achaa nahi tha..

Katt to jayegi tere gham ke saharey zindagi..

Katt to jayegi tere gham ke saharey zindagi,
Aur agar aye dost tere gham se jee ghabraa geya ??

Broken Heart Shayari

Tanhayi le jaati hai jaha tak yaad tumhari,
Wahi se shuru hoti hai Zindagi hamari,
Nahi socha tha chahenge ham tumhe is kadar,
Par ab to ban gaye ho tum kismat hamari.

Apne dard ki tanhaayiyon mein zinda hoon..

Sulagtey chaand ki tanhayion mein zinda hoon,
Apne dard ki tanhaayiyon mein zinda hoon,

Kisi ki neend main mehkaa hoon khawab ki surat,
Kisi ke jism ki angrrayiyon mein zinda hoon,

Dhannak khayalon ki lafzon ka rehsmi bistar,
Main tere hijar ki raa’nayiyon main zinda hoon,

Yeh log taaza rafaqat mein saans lete hain,
Main apni zaat ki tanhayion mein zinda hoon,

Kashish faraar ki insaan ka muqaddar hai,
Paraaye khawb ki parchaayion mein zinda hoon..

Dr Ibrar Umar

Raatan nu nind na aave,

Raatan nu nind na aave,
Dine chain na aava,
Jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?
Rab ne muskara ke keha,"
Nahi beta,
Light de bina Sab da ehi haal hai…!!!!

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Difference Between School & College

Difference Between School & College: . . . . . . . . . . In School If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On Back Bench.. But In College If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On First Bench.. :)

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Hussain Teray Lahoo Ki Khusbo

Hussain Teray Lahoo Ki Khusbo Falak K Daaman Say Arhi Hay

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Wo 72 They

Zom e kasrat tha jinhain sab wo hijazi nikle Wo 72 they jo kirdar k ghazi nikle Is haqiqat ko bhala kon chupa sakta hy Jitne Shabbir k qatil thy namazi nikle

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DUKHTY DILON KE SADA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN

DUKHTY DILON KE SADA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN(as)…. YANI KHIRAJ-E-SEEL-E-WAFA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN(as) ME SOACH HE RAHA THA ILAJ-E-GUM-E-HIYAAT…. BE SAKHTA KISI NY KAHA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN(as)..

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Kia Jalwa Karbala Mein

‘Kia Jalwa Karbala Mein Dikhaya HUSSAIN Ne Sajde Mein Ja k Sar Kataya HUSSAIN Ne Naize Pe Sar Tha Aur Zubaan Pr Aayatei?n QURAAN Is Terha Sunaya HUSSAIN Ne NANA k DEEN Pe Har Cheez Waar Dii Kuch Na Apne Paas Bachaya HUSSAIN Ne Kyun AAQA (S.A.W.W) Ko Na Apne Nawasey Pe Naaz Ho Har [...]

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Kya jaaniye kab kon nishaana banaye mujhe..

Kya jaaniye kab kon nishaana banaye mujhe,
Dartaa hoon ke dunyaa main mere yaar bohat hain..

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Mujh ko ik humdum mila tha, ik safar ki raat mein..

Mujh ko ik humdum mila tha, ik safar ki raat mein,
Main bohat be’khud hua tha, ik safar ki raat mein,

Janey kis ki yaad thi ke aik manzar dekh kar,
Toot kar main ro parra tha, ik safar ki raat mein,

Kash aesa ho, yahin pe rok lain hum waqt ko,
Yaad hai, tu ne kaha tha? ik safar ki raat mein,

Woh jiss se umar bhar ki doooriyan mansoob hain,
Mere seeney se laga tha, ik safar ki raat mein,

Har tarah phailey huye they yaad-e-gham ke silsiley,
Kitna mushkil raasta tha, ik safar ki raat mein,

Ghar se bahar paaon rakhtey hi larzz uthta hai dil,
Haadsaa aesa hua tha, ik safar ki raat mein,

Aaj bhi main gungunaata hoon usey tanhayi main,
Geet jo hum ne sunaa tha, ik safar ki raat mein,

Uss ki yaadon ke saharey kar raha hoon zindagi,
Jo mujhe Waasiq milta tha, ik safar ki raat mein..

Syed Wasiq

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Tumhi ne konsi achaayi ki hai..

Tumhi ne konsi achaayi ki hai,
Chalo maana ke main achaa nahi tha..

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Katt to jayegi tere gham ke saharey zindagi..

Katt to jayegi tere gham ke saharey zindagi,
Aur agar aye dost tere gham se jee ghabraa geya ??

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Jism pathar, pathron mein jaan hai..

Jism pathar, pathron mein jaan hai,
Kya koi iss sheher mein insaan hai?

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Shaitaan Kahee’n Ka..!

Uss Shoki-e-Guftaar Pe Aata Hay Bohat Piyar,
Jab Pyar Say Kehti Hai Wo, Shaitaan Kahee'n Ka..!

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aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya

Santa: aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya.

Banat-: wo kaise?

Santa: maine machardani bedroom me laga diya aur main hall me so gaya.!

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niche ki seat pe koi nahi tha

santa in train :yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi,
upar ki seat pe.

banta:to exchnge kar leta

santa:kis se karta niche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.

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Mera qadmon pe mera sar hai keyi sadiyon se..

Kesa khaufnaak sa manzar hai keyi sadiyon se,
Mera qadmon pe mera sar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Khauf rehta hai na sailaab kahin le jaye,
Meri palkon pe mera tera ghar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Ashk aankhon mein sulagtey huye so jatey hain,
Yeh meri aankh jo banjar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Kaun kehta hai mulaqat meri aaj ki hai,
Tu meri rooh ke andar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Mene jis ke liye har kisi ko naraaz kiya,
Rooth jaye na yehi dar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Uss ko aadat hai jarr’en* kaat’tey rehne ki Wasi,
Jo meri zaat ka mehwar* hai keyi sadiyon se..

(jarr’en;root, mehwar;focus)

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Mujh ko ik humdum mila tha, ik safar ki raat mein..

Mujh ko ik humdum mila tha, ik safar ki raat mein,
Main bohat be’khud hua tha, ik safar ki raat mein,

Janey kis ki yaad thi ke aik manzar dekh kar,
Toot kar main ro parra tha, ik safar ki raat mein,

Kash aesa ho, yahin pe rok lain hum waqt ko,
Yaad hai, tu ne kaha tha? ik safar ki raat mein,

Woh jiss se umar bhar ki doooriyan mansoob hain,
Mere seeney se laga tha, ik safar ki raat mein,

Har tarah phailey huye they yaad-e-gham ke silsiley,
Kitna mushkil raasta tha, ik safar ki raat mein,

Ghar se bahar paaon rakhtey hi larzz uthta hai dil,
Haadsaa aesa hua tha, ik safar ki raat mein,

Aaj bhi main gungunaata hoon usey tanhayi main,
Geet jo hum ne sunaa tha, ik safar ki raat mein,

Uss ki yaadon ke saharey kar raha hoon zindagi,
Jo mujhe Waasiq milta tha, ik safar ki raat mein..

Syed Wasiq

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Pyaasy Nei Khushk Hont Na

“Pyaasy Ne Khushk Hont Na Rakhey Furaat Par,

Tareekh Me Ye Pani Ki Pehli Shikast Hai !!!

SALAM YA GHAZI ABBAS a.s

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Jaan jis mein hai usey

Jaan jis men hy usy rizq KHUDA deta hy

Wo to pathar men B keery ko giza deta hy

Din ko suraj sy zamany ko ziya deta hy

Raat ko aasman chand taaron sy saja deta hy

Garq ker deta hy Firaon ka lashkar

Wo Qafila-e-Moosa ko paar laga deta hy

Aag men daal diye jaty hen jab aashiq Us k

Phir Wo aag ko he Gul-e-Gulzar bana deta hy

Wo azal sy hy or abud tak rehy ga

Usi per imaan, insan ko musalman bana deta hy.

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Poch Karbala se ke Hussain

Poch Karbla se k “HUSSAIN” Kesa tha,

Us ka Chehra “QURAN” Jesa tha,

Na kr ska koi Sawari “HUSSAIN” Jesi,

Q k “HUSSAIN” Sawar hi aisa tha,

Rago mai Khon tha Nana “RASOOL” ka,

Our Us me Andaaz “ALI” Jesa tha,

Na de paey ga aisa Imtihan koi

Wo Khuda k Shair Bahadur ka beta tha

“SalaM YA HUSSAIN”

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Guzraa hai Mohabbat Main

Guzraa hai Mohabbat Main koi Aesa bhi Zamana ??
.
.
.
Rootha hoon Agar main to Manaya ho kisi ne..

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Zulf e Sarkaar se jab

Zulf e Sarkaar se jab chehra nikalta hoga

Phir bhala kaisy koi chand ko takta hoga.?

AMMA Haleema tu bata tu ne to daikha hoga

Tujh se kaisy mera Mehboob lipat’ta hoga.?

Raaz chand k haseen hony ka ab samjha hoon

Khaak e Nalain ko chehry pe wo malta hoga

Mujh ko maloom he Taiba se judai ka asar

shaam ko shams b rota hua dhalta hoga

kitni khush bakht hain Taiba ki wo galiyaan yaro

jin me ban than k Mehboob nikalta hoga…

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Yon To Kehte Hein Ke Karbala

Youn To Kehte Hain K “Karbala” Ek Iqtidar Ki Jung Thi,-,

Qalam Main Dum Hai To Likh “Hussain” Haar Gaye,-,

‘Allama iQbal’

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Tum ab ka laot ayo na

Tum ab k lot ao na guzrti sham se pehle,

K mere hath ko thamo nklti jaan se pehle,

Tumhare lot ane ki hmen umeed hai jb se,

Koi shamma nhi bujhti hmari sham se pehle,

K ab tum lot ao na kahin na der ho jaey,

Hamari jan chali jaey tere iqrar se pehle,

Tumhi ko yad krte hen tmhi ko pyar krte hen,

Samjhte q nhi ho tum hamen ilzam se pehle,

K ab jo ho sake to bs ye 1 ehsan kr do tm

K apne naam ko likh do
hmare naam se pehle.

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Sajdey Main Sar Jhuka Huwa

“Sajdey Main Sar Jhuka Huwa,
Nezey Py Sar Buland,,,

Iqraar Bhi kamaal Hy,
Inkaar Bhi kamaal…!!”

*SALAM HUSSAIN(A.S)*

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Sad SMS in Hindi

Ye Ishq walo ki kismat buri hoti hai,
Har mulakat judai se judi hoti hai,
Kahi bhi dekh lena Azmakar,
Sacche pyar ko judai hi naseeb hoti hai…

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May The Light Of Jummah,

May The Light Of Jummah,
Shine In Your House.
.
The Strength of Eemaan,
Stay in Your Heart.
.
And May Allah Shower
His Countless Blessings
On You and Your Family
on This Holy Day.
.
Jummah Mubarak.

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یوم جمعة مباركة

یوم جمعة مباركة |[M̲̅u̲̅b̲̅a̲̅r̲̅a̲̅k̲̅] |
یوم جمعة مباركة |[M̲̅u̲̅b̲̅a̲̅r̲̅a̲̅k̲̅] |
یوم جمعة مباركة |[J̲̅u̲̅m̲̅m̲̅a̲̅h̲̅]|
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Ebadat k lamhon me mera 1 kaam krna

Ebadat k lamhon me mera 1 kaam krna

Har sehri se pehle, Har nmaz k baad

Har aftar se pehle, Har roze k bad,

Sirf apni Dua k kuch alfaz mere nam krna.

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“HAPPY FRIDAY”

"HAPPY FRIDAY"

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Har Cheez Ka Sadqa Hota Hai!

Har Cheez Ka Sadqa Hota Hai!

Per AQAL Ka Sadqa
Ye Hai Ke Jaahil Ki Baat ko Sun Kar
Bardasht Keya Jay..

G0OD M0RNING
JUMMA MUBARAK

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Sardar ki Maa Sardae Se:

Sardar ki Maa Sardae Se:
“Uth ja, Wekh Sooraj Kadon da
nikal Aaya Ae…

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Sardar:
“Te ki hoya hoya Amma..
O Sonda v te Magrib ton
pellaan ae”

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1 Handsom boy class m aya Sari

1 Handsom boy class m aya Sari
Girls Dekhte hi diwani.
Lrky ne aate hi kuch kaha tu girls
behosh
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Socho kia kaha?
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Baji jaga dein jharru lgani hai…:-D

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A late Night SMS doesn’t mean that

A late Night SMS doesn’t mean that
I am disturbing u.
It means uare the last person about
whom i am thinking before closing myeyes.
Good Night

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Smile is the Best Credit Card.

Smile is the Best Credit Card.
Bcoz it is Accepted World Wide,
Auto Reload,
Unlimited Usage,
No Payment,
at all makes every1 Happy.
So keep Smiling.

Good Night

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I made you special

Friendship is not built with special people. People become special after becoming friends. So the moral is: U r not special. I made u special

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Sensitive about feelings

Always try to be more sensitive about peoples feelings. Because sometimes a tear means happiness and a smile means hurt.

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Pain in your Life

The only way to stop any pain in your life is to accept the fact that nothing is yours, nothing was yours, and nothing will ever be yours. They are worldly attachments; given by ALLAH, belonging to ALLAH and returning back to ALLAH.

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Khud Tu Pagal

Khud Tu Pagal ha, Doosron ko bhi pagal Kr deta ha ye Ishq

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Khud Tu Pagal

Khud Tu Pagal ha, Doosron ko bhi pagal Kr deta ha ye Ishq

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Sensitive about feelings

Always try to be more sensitive about peoples feelings. Because sometimes a tear means happiness and a smile means hurt.

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I made you special

Friendship is not built with special people. People become special after becoming friends. So the moral is: U r not special. I made u special

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Pain in your Life

The only way to stop any pain in your life is to accept the fact that nothing is yours, nothing was yours, and nothing will ever be yours. They are worldly attachments; given by ALLAH, belonging to ALLAH and returning back to ALLAH.

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Yeh ajab qayamaten hain teri rahguzar main ..

Yeh ajab qayamaten hain teri rahguzar main guzaari,
Na ho ke mar mittain hum, na ho ke jee uthain hum..

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Yeh ajab qayamaten hain teri rahguzar main ..

Yeh ajab qayamaten hain teri rahguzar main guzaari,
Na ho ke mar mittain hum, na ho ke jee uthain hum..

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Lage hai woh mujhe uktaaya hua..

Jab bhi aye to lage hai woh mujhe uktaaya hua,
Lekin aese ke palatt kar bhi na jana chahey..

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Lage hai woh mujhe uktaaya hua..

Jab bhi aye to lage hai woh mujhe uktaaya hua,
Lekin aese ke palatt kar bhi na jana chahey..

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Mera qadmon pe mera sar hai keyi sadiyon se..

Kesa khaufnaak sa manzar hai keyi sadiyon se,
Mera qadmon pe mera sar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Khauf rehta hai na sailaab kahin le jaye,
Meri palkon pe mera tera ghar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Ashk aankhon mein sulagtey huye so jatey hain,
Yeh meri aankh jo banjar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Kaun kehta hai mulaqat meri aaj ki hai,
Tu meri rooh ke andar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Mene jis ke liye har kisi ko naraaz kiya,
Rooth jaye na yehi dar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Uss ko aadat hai jarr’en* kaat’tey rehne ki Wasi,
Jo meri zaat ka mehwar* hai keyi sadiyon se..

(jarr’en;root, mehwar;focus)

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Mera qadmon pe mera sar hai keyi sadiyon se..

Kesa khaufnaak sa manzar hai keyi sadiyon se,
Mera qadmon pe mera sar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Khauf rehta hai na sailaab kahin le jaye,
Meri palkon pe mera tera ghar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Ashk aankhon mein sulagtey huye so jatey hain,
Yeh meri aankh jo banjar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Kaun kehta hai mulaqat meri aaj ki hai,
Tu meri rooh ke andar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Mene jis ke liye har kisi ko naraaz kiya,
Rooth jaye na yehi dar hai keyi sadiyon se,

Uss ko aadat hai jarr’en* kaat’tey rehne ki Wasi,
Jo meri zaat ka mehwar* hai keyi sadiyon se..

(jarr’en;root, mehwar;focus)

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Humain dard mein muskrane ki adat hai..

Woh jaan geya tha humain dard mein muskrane ki adat hai,
Woh roz dil dukhata tha meri Khushi k liye..

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Humain dard mein muskrane ki adat hai..

Woh jaan geya tha humain dard mein muskrane ki adat hai,
Woh roz dil dukhata tha meri Khushi k liye..

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

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——–*;,wish,;*
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——–*;, You,;*
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——-.,,,*"*;,*"*;,
——–*;,Happy,;*
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——–*;,New,;*
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——–*;,Year,;*
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TiCket Ke PaiSe

GurL : AaJ Mere DaD Ne MuJhe TumhaaRe Saath Byk Pe Jaate Hue Dekh Liyaa.. :C:C

Boy : Shitt.. !! Kyaa BoLe Wo. ? :l :O

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GirL : Bus Ki TiCket Ke PaiSe Wapis LeLiye, BohOt StriCt Hai HumaaRe GhaRwaaLe.

:D:D

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Geelay Kaghaz Ki Tarha Hai Zindagi Apni

Geelay Kaghaz Ki Tarha Hai Zindagi Apni ,
Koi Likhta Bhi Nahi Aur Jalata Bhi Nahi ,
Is Qadar Akelay Ho Gaye Hain Aaj Kal ,
Koi Satata Bhi Nahi Aur Manata Bhi Nahi .

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If we lose a PEN we can buy New one

If we lose a PEN we can buy New one but..
If we lose PEN CAP, we can’t buy new one..
So, Always buy a ‘tik tik’ pen..
Don’t expect emotional messages Every time.

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Har tamanna apki yuh puri ho jaye

Har tamanna apki yuh puri ho jaye
Sapnoki duniya hakikt ban jaye
Hojaye apki kismat kuch is kadar roshan
Ki haath khul bhi na paye or dua puri hojaYe

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Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya

Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya.
Wo Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha
Ki Use Yaad Aaya
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“Arrey, Bijli to 2 Din Se Band Hai…!!!”

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Hum Hussain rahenge chahe dunya Yazeed hojaye

Zulm chahay Mazeed hojaye,
Bacha bacha shaheed Hojaye,
Hum Hussain thay or Hussain he rahenge,
Chahe saari dunya Yazeed hojaye

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Apne ghamon ka hisaab karne kya bethe they..

Apne ghamon ka hisaab karne kya bethe they,
Nazar aye sabhi chehrey jaaney pehchaney se..

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Be’hissi ke haatmey ka marhalaa bhi aye ga..

Be’hissi ke haatmey ka marhalaa bhi aye ga,
Sabhi pathar ho gaye to zalzlaa bhi aye ga..

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Hijar ki raat dhal gayi Mohsin

Hijar ki raat dhal gayi Mohsin, Ab to dil se kaho sambhal jaye

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Birthday invitation sms text

•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•¸.•'
::: (_( …*…*…*…*…*…*…*…*…*…*…*…*
*: (=' :') :::::::: life is very short….
so enjoy every moent……have a blast….
birthday comes onces a year….
so enjoy to the fullest…:::::::::::
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(birthday invitation sms text)

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Hum to sirf dua go log,

Hum to sirf dua go log,

Khak-o-mehr ka kya sanjog,

Pas rahain ya door rahain,

Mehfil to abad ha na,

Aaj tumhari "Salgira" ha,

Dekho Hum ko yad ha na.

"SALGIRAH MUBARAK

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Zara Daikhna Uth Gaye Sahib Neend Se..?

Zara Daikhna Uth Gaye Sahib Neend Se..?

"Ay Dill"

Suna Hai Bahot Soutey Hain Ye Hussan Waley…

Good Morning..

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1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B

1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta

ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.

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Our Brain Storage Details are-

Our Brain Storage Details are-
5% Girls Names
3% Girls Phone Numbers
2% Stuff We Should Know For College
And
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90% Song Lyrics.

=D

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Night has ended 4 another day,

Night has ended 4 another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May U smile lik D sunny rays &
leaves ur worries at D blue blue bay.

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I’m sorry 4 blaming u…

I’m sorry 4 blaming u…
4 evrything I just couldn’t do…
And I’ve hurt myself by hurting u…
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do 2 hear ur voice again…
Smtyms, I want 2 call u, bt I know u won’t b there…
It’s hard 2 say gudbye wen i …

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Kiss is autograph of luv,

Kiss is autograph of luv,
Music of affection
And sign of seduction.

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Sad Break Up SMS in Hindi

Ho Chuke Ab Tum Kisi Ke,
Kabhi Meri Zindagi The Tum,
Bhulta Hai Kaun Mohabbat Pehli,
Meri To Saari Khushi The Tum…

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Hum Naya Saal Manatey Hen Tere Matam Se

Salam Ya Husain!! Apni taqdeaer Jagatey hen tere Matam se, Khoon ki raah bechaty hen tere Matam se, Apne izhar-e-aqeedat ka saliqa ye hai, Hum naya Saal manatey hen tere matam se.

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I Love You

Girl: i love U I cant live without U, Mar jaungi, Mit jaungi, Tumhry payar mey Fanaa ho jaun gi ??? ? ? ? ? Boy: Dehk ly jesa tujhy theek lagy

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Pani Bhatak Raha Hai Talash-E-HUSAIN Main

Kuch Barhami Hai Zara Is Noor-E-Ain Main Milta Hai Iztiraab Yunhi Dil K Chain Main Selaab Dekhta Hoon Tou Ata Hai Ye Khyal Pani Bhatak Raha Hai Talash-E-HUSAIN Main

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Phir Muharram Kaa Chand Nikla Hai

Dil ki basti mein karbala barpa Lashay yadon k khaak mein ghiltan Kheima-e-Fiqr zad pe shoalon ki Harf sajda kunan hain honton per Har taraf al-atash ki awazein Maan nezon pay hain tarazu huey Dharkno k galu pay khanjar hai Khab k sar say chin chuki hai rida Bain uthtay hain dil ki nagri say [...]

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Ajab Shan Hy Hussain Tmhare Lashkar Ki

Ajab Shan Hy Hussain Tmhare Lashkar Ki Kahan Se Dhoondh K Lain Misaal ASGHAR Ki Sitara Ab B Fajar Ka Udaas Hota Hy Sunai Deti Hy Ab Bhi Azaan Akber Ki

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Umar ka Ek Dilnashin Hisa

Tumhain bakhshi hai dil per hukmarani or kia detey..? Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..? Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai. Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey. Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa. Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..? Bichartey [...]

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Janat Ki Arzoo

Janat Ki Arzoo Main Kahan Ja Rhy Hain Log…. Janat To Karbala Main Khareedi HUSSAIN(a.s) Ny…. Duniya-o-Akhrat Main Jo Rehna Ho Chain Sy…. Jeena ALI(a.s) Sy Seekho Marna HUSSAIN(a.s) Sy…

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Relationships Never Die

Relationships never Die a Natural Death They are alwayz Murdered by Attitude, Behaviour,Ego, Hidden Benefits or Ignorance. Gud m0rnInG…

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Meri yadon se agar bach niklo to waada mera hai..

Meri yadon se agar bach niklo to waada mera hai tumse,
Main khud duniyaa se keh doon ga ke kammi meri wafaa mein thi..

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Dil Ko Teri Chaahat Pe Bharosa Bhi Bohat Hai

Dil Ko Teri Chaahat Pe Bharosa Bhi Bohat Hai
Aur Tujh Se Bicharr Janay Ka Dar Bhi Nahi Jata

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Dasht-e-Wafa Mein Pyaas Ka Aalam Ajeeb Tha

Dasht-e-Wafa Mein Pyaas Ka Aalam Ajeeb Tha
Dekha To Aik Dard Ka Dariya Qareeb Tha

Guzrey Jidhar Jidhar Se Tamanna K Qaafley
Her Her Qadam Pe Aik Nishaan-e-Saleeb Tha

Kuch Aysi Meherbaan Tou Na Thi Ham Pe Zindagi
Kyun Her Koi Jahaan Mein Hamara Raqeeb Tha

Apna Pata To Us Ne Diya Tha Mujhy "MOHSIN"
Main Khud Hi Kho Gaya Tou Ye Mera Naseeb Tha

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Khauf Ki Shab Mein Hont Seenay Se

Khauf Ki Shab Mein Hont Seenay Se
Marna Behtar Hai Aisay Jeenay Se

Kuch Tou Qaayim Rahay Anaa Ka Bharam
Dekhna Hai Ose Qareenay Se

Yun Tamasha Tou Osko Hona Tha
Jo Ghiri Aarzoo Ke Zeenay Se

Kuch Hawaaon Ka Aitbaar Nahi
Warna Kia Khauf Os Safeenay Se

Dil Ka Ab Talkhion Se Naata Hai
Lutf Laita Hai Zeher Peenay Se

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Khudkushi Jab Haraam Hai Tou Phir

Khudkushi Jab Haraam Hai Tou Phir
Kis Lye Loog “ISHQ” Kartay Hain ?

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Teri mohabbat ka bojh dhhoney se reh geya hoon..

Teri mohabbat ka bojh dhhoney se reh geya hoon,
Mujhe yeh dukh hai main tera honey se reh geya hoon,

Mujhe bhi aati hai dunyaa dari bicharrney waley,
Magar main iss sanchey mein roney se reh geya hoon,

Kahin hoon mojood main bhi is dastaan mein lekin,
Teri zubaani beyaan honey se reh geya hoon,

Mere hadh-o-haal mukhtlif to nahin hain tujh se,
Magar main kyon tere jaisa honey se reh geya hoon,

Yeh khaak mere lahuu ki peyaasi hai aur Shehzaad,
Yahan main shaakh-e-gulaab bonay se reh geya hoon..

Qamar Raza Sehezad

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Apne ghamon ka hisaab karne kya bethe they..

Apne ghamon ka hisaab karne kya bethe they,
Nazar aye sabhi chehrey jaaney pehchaney se..

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Be’hissi ke haatmey ka marhalaa bhi aye ga..

Be’hissi ke haatmey ka marhalaa bhi aye ga,
Sabhi pathar ho gaye to zalzlaa bhi aye ga..

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Kitna khush hoon dar-o-deewar ki veerani se..

Kitna khush hoon dar-o-deewar ki veerani se,
Is ka matlab hai yahan se mera ghar door nahin..

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Koi baat aesi kiya karo, koi lafz aesa likha karo..

Koi baat aesi kiya karo, koi lafz aesa likha karo,
Miley jis se dil ko qaraar sa, koi shair aesa parhaa karo,

Sadaa dukh main hi na rakha karo, kabhi sukh bhi us ko diya karo,
Yeh udaas hai keyi roz se, mere dil main aa ke raha karo,

Jo kathan kathan se hain rastey, yeh sabhi hain kyon mere wastey,
Yeh jo jal raha hoon main aag main kabhi tum bhi is mein jala karo,

Mujhe ab bhi tumhari hi aas hai, mera dil tumhare hi paas hai,
Hai yeh jaan tere hissaar mein is se meri jaan rihaaa karo,

Mera din ho ya meri raat ho, tere hath mein mera hath ho,
Abhi jese tum mere sath ho, yunhi sath mere chalaa karo..

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Bas bhi karo ab

Girl – Bas bhi karo ab Boy – Kuch nahi hota Girl – Kisi ne dekh liya to? Boy – Kuch nahi hoga,tum seedhi raho thoda khol ke rakho agar paper nahi dikhaya to fail ho jaunga

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Hakikat samjo ya Afsana

Hakikat samjo ya Afsana, Apna samajo ya Begana, Hamara apka Rishta purana, Isliye farz hai Batana, THANDI shuru ho gayi hai, Roz VASLIN zarur lagana..=D

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We have three types of friends in life

We have three types of friends in life: Friends for a reason , Friends for a season , & Friends for a lifetime .. B-)

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Everyday I Made Myself Strong

Everyday I Made Myself Strong … Keep Making Promise That Not To Remember You Again … But … Every Night I Wait For Your Messages As I Know You are Awake … All Your Flow In My Heart & Mind … And Don’t Know Why It Makes Me Feel Weak Again …

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Ek din ek ladki ne ladke se puchaa

Ek din ek ladki ne ladke se puchaa kya tum mera liye jaan de sakte ho ?? ? Ladke ne kuch sochte hue kaha: ?”"Tera liye jaan toh de du magar uska kya karu jo roz subha ghar se nikalte hi kehti hain beta jaldi aana, ? Tera liye jaan to de du magar uska [...]

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First Law Of”AASHIQI”

. First Law Of “AASHIQI” . . . . . . . . Every Aashiq Contineus To Do Aashiqi Until & Unless A ‘Tamaacha’ Or ‘Sandal’ With A Velocity Of 9.8m/s Is Impressed Upon Him By A Beautiful Girl.. This Force Is Called ‘Beizzati’ Which Is Directly Proportional To ‘Sharmindgi’ But Aawarapan Remains

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Na kar tamanna Ae di

Na kar tamanna Ae dil tu kisi ko pane ki, Badi bedard nigahe hai is zamane ki, Khud ko bana le kabil iss kadar, Ki rakhe log tamanna sirf tujhe hi pane ki..

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meri nazar say kabhi jo eik dafa dehko

meri nazar say kabhi jo eik dafa dehko apne liye piyar hi piyar chahat to dehko tum ko sab batane mein lage gi muddat mujhay ho sakay tu har lamhay ko mehsoos karkey to dehko dhondti hai hartaraf dil ki bayqarari jessey aey dil! mein ussay kidhar kidhar ko dehko hona na khabhi tum mujh [...]

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Husband and wife

Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho, fir bhi theek se khana banana nahi aata..??. . . . . . . . Wife: Tum bhi to english film dekhte rehte ho, .. . . . maine kabhi complain ki..? ;) samjhdar aa gye to theek, warna pog0 dekho

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Dard ka ehsas janna hai to pyar kar ke dekho

Dard ka ehsas janna hai to pyar kar ke dekho, Apni aankho me kisi ko utar kar dekho, Chot unko lagegi aansu tumhe aa jayenge, Ye ehsas janna ho to dil haar kar dekho.

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I MISS U A LOT

My
1 heart
2 eyes
7 litere blood
206 bones
5.5million red cells
60 trillion DNA’s
says to u
”I MISS U A LOT”

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True fact

True fact: . Jis Insan ko Ghussa ziada Aata Hai. . . . Wo Insan Pyar bhi Utna Hi zyada Karta hai. . . . . Because, . . If red is danger showing color then red is Also C0lor of love…

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Teacher catches student for copying

Teacher catches student for copying: Teacher: leave ur paper and get out. We will not consider anything u say. Student: NICE BOOBS, MAM…

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1 day i askd my Heart….

1 day i askd my Heart…. What is Love…?? . . Heart Replied:- . . . Dekh bhai, apna kaam blood pump karna hai….. Syllabus k bahar k question mat puch

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Mareez and doctor

Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon, Neend sukoon se aati hai, Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai, Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai, Koi pareshani hi nahi. Aisa kiyon hai ? Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon. Aap ki zindagi may Vitamin “she” ki kami hai…

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Love is like the wind

Love is like the wind we can’t see it but we can feel it ……….. ♥

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Aaru pookal tharam ninakku…

Aaru pookal tharam ninakku…
Onnu ninte aarogyathinayi…
Randamathethu aiswaryamundavan…
Moonnamathethu agrahichathokke nadakkan…
Naalamathethu enikku tharunna sauhrudathinu…
Ennittum randennam baakkiyanallo,
Saaramilla, chumma randu cheviyilum vacho…
Chemaparathi poova

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Good Morning

Sun glow for a day,
candle for an hour,
matchstick for a minute but a good day can glow forever,
so start your day with a smile..

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Har kaam bigarrta hai hum jaison ka ho ho ke..

Har kaam bigarrta hai hum jaison ka ho ho ke,
Un ko bhi koi poochey bethe hain jo ro ro ke,

Hum jaagney walon ko zindon main samajhte hain,
Mar jartey hain kitne hi meri tarah so so ke,

Daaman to hai daaman phir, phailana hi parta hai,
Yeh saaf nahi rehta dekha isey dho dho ke,

Jiss cheez se qurbat ho ajati hai doori bhi,
Ik shakhss ko paa hai ik shakhss ko kho kho ke,

Aye Saad chalo chorro kuch dair ko sasstaa* lo,
Yeh bojh hai sochon ka mar jao ge ddho* ddho ke..

(sasstaa;relax, ddho;pick)

Saad Ullah Shah

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Badal jao Bhale TUM, Ye Zehen mein rakhna..

Badal jao Bhale TUM, Magar Ye Zehen mein rakhna,
Kahiin Pachtawa na Ban jaye, Hm se Be-Rukhi itni !!

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Teri mohabbat ka bojh dhhoney se reh geya hoon..

Teri mohabbat ka bojh dhhoney se reh geya hoon,
Mujhe yeh dukh hai main tera honey se reh geya hoon,

Mujhe bhi aati hai dunyaa dari bicharrney waley,
Magar main iss sanchey mein roney se reh geya hoon,

Kahin hoon mojood main bhi is dastaan mein lekin,
Teri zubaani beyaan honey se reh geya hoon,

Mere hadh-o-haal mukhtlif to nahin hain tujh se,
Magar main kyon tere jaisa honey se reh geya hoon,

Yeh khaak mere lahuu ki peyaasi hai aur Shehzaad,
Yahan main shaakh-e-gulaab bonay se reh geya hoon..

Qamar Raza Sehezad

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Dasht-e-Wafa Mein Pyaas Ka Aalam Ajeeb Tha

Dasht-e-Wafa Mein Pyaas Ka Aalam Ajeeb Tha
Dekha To Aik Dard Ka Dariya Qareeb Tha

Guzrey Jidhar Jidhar Se Tamanna K Qaafley
Her Her Qadam Pe Aik Nishaan-e-Saleeb Tha

Kuch Aysi Meherbaan Tou Na Thi Ham Pe Zindagi
Kyun Her Koi Jahaan Mein Hamara Raqeeb Tha

Apna Pata To Us Ne Diya Tha Mujhy "MOHSIN"
Main Khud Hi Kho Gaya Tou Ye Mera Naseeb Tha

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Its So funny

Apple: i look like the human heart Mango: i look like a stomach Grapes: i look like eyes . . . Banana: I hate this game :D =D

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A middle class boy asks.Cute story

Cute Story: A middle class boy asks His high class Girlfriend : “If i go very poor,will you Accept me…???” . Girl hugs him and says I am always withyou… . Boy: If a very rich boy Proposes you ? . Girl kissed the boy and says. “I am sure that would be you.

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Why boys call all girls “Item”?

Why boys call all girls “Item”? . . . . Bcoz item means “maal” maal means “paisa” paisa means “laxmi” aur ladkiyan toh ghar ki laxmi hoti hai. . “Rishta wahi soch nayi” …. ;)

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Ek chor and ek gunga dost

Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut sara gold chori karke bhag raha tha, . Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya, Maal udhar rakh kar bola “Kal aa ke le jaoonga”. . . Dusre din wapas gaya to , Maal waha nahi tha, jab Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta mano wo kuch [...]

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Mobile company ka brilliant salesman

Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho jaye. . . . . Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega? . . . Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai, Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai, pet me balance khatam ho gya hai, Thoda b recharge karta hu to 5 [...]

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Kbi kbi nhi hr roz mili

Dedicated to my frnzz: Kbi kbi nhi hr roz mili.. Zindagi se hr ek mauj mili, Bs ek sacha dost manga tha Zindgi se. Mujhe toh kamino ki puri fauj mili .;)

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Girls will Fail To Answer This Question

99.99% Girls will Fail To Answer This Que…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WHAT IS UR MOBILE NUMBER ??? :p

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Only two Persons

Only two Persons in this earth will be Extremely Happy: First: One Who gets Everything in Love Second: The one who doesn’t know What is Love.. !!!

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EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya hai ?

EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya hai ? . . 1 saal ke 365 din hote he. . Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din . 365-122=243 . aur summerv vacation gino 61 din . 243-61=182 din . Usme 52 sanday. . 182-52=130 din. . Diwali ; holi etc…Festival ke [...]

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when ur time is Good

In Life- “when ur time is Good… Ur mistäkes r taken as a joke.. But when ur time is bad… Even ur jokes r noticed as mistakes”

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You saved Islam by giving your life

You saved Islam by giving your life
The courage and patience you had in your life
To sacrifice your self was easy in life
Husein Hussein Hussein

You gave your family but never complained
You had no water but never complained
Your family was tortured but never complained
Husein Hussein Hussein

Without resting day and night
Fought with Yazid to show us the right
From the darkness life you brought us the light
Husein Hussein Hussein

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X’cuse me,

X'cuse me,
Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
aur sms parh rahe ho to
"Good Night"
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur sms subah parho gay to phir
"Good Morning"

How is this idea of SMS Saving ? COOL NA…..

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No Toothbrush No Tea

No Toothbrush No Tea
No Breakfast No Ssnnan
No God’s Pooja No
No
No
No
Sabse Pehle
Apun Ka SMS
Good Morning

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Yar me 2020 Match ki shart har gya

Sardar:
Yar me 2020 Match ki shart har gya

Major Rohail:Wo kese?

Sardar:
Shart lagi thi k 2020 match me team 6 goal kr ge.

Team ne 1 b GoAL nhi
kya srf Run bnate rhi.

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Allah ne “PAIT”kiu banaya hai???

Teacher:
Allah ne
“PAIT”kiu banaya hai???
.
.
Pathan:
Shalwaar bandhnay k liye.

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Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
.
Theif:
There is 1000 Rs in the Purse
.
We can Take 50-50
.
Pathan:OK..OK
.
But what About The Remaining 900

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Beta tm tv per kon sa chennel daikty ho?

‘Baap:
Beta tm tv per kon sa chennel daikty ho?

Beta:
Dar k bola ‘pogo’

Baap:
O kutte muj ko yeh beta yeh gandy
sms tm ko kon kerta hai?’

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‘FARAZ larki dekh k arz krta hai.

‘FARAZ larki dekh k arz krta hai.

Teri smile me kya chamak hy

Larki smile kr k boli:
Bhaiya mere toothpaste me namak hy.’

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Dard SMS in Hindi

Dard ka ehsas janna hai to pyar kar ke dekho,
Apni aankho me kisi ko utar kar dekho,
Chot unko lagegi aansu tumhe aa jayenge,
Ye ehsas janna ho to dil haar kar dekho.

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Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo

‘Wife :
Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo
To Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milay Gi…

Husband:
Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho…
Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga…!!
Had Ho Gai’

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Ishq ke ghulami me guzara Waqt

faqt us ke ishq ke ghulami main guzara hai waqt sunny warna ye dil kal bhi nawab tha or aj bhi nawab hai

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Bewafa ke Yaad Me

us bewafa ke yaad me jaam hanto me uthaliiya phir lagaya bread pe or phata fat kha liya . . . . moral sary aashiq saharbi nhi hoty

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3 Dost Aik Sath

3 dost the ak kallu dusra billu tesra ullu kallu b.s.c me parh raha tha billu m.a me parh raha tha or ullu sms parh raha tha

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Agar nadaamat se tum ko bachna tha..

Agar nadaamat* se tum ko bachna tha,
Faisley khud kiye nahin hotey..

(nadaamat;guiltiness)

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Dekhe huye se lagte hain rastey, makaan..

Dekhe huye se lagte hain rastey, makaan, makeen,
Jiss sheher mein bhattak ke jidhar jaye aadmi..

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Jahan Jahan Uthi Nazar, Hussain Hi Hussain Hain..

Jahan Jahan Uthi Nazar,
Hussain Hi Hussain Hain,

Shajar Shajar, Samar Samar,
Hussain Hi Hussain Hain,

Zameen Se Aasman Talak Nazar Gayi Jahan,
Dua Dua, Asar Asar,
Hussain Hi Hussain Hain,

NABI ki Pusht-e-Pak Ho,
Ya Karbala Ki Khaak Ho,

Ghuroor-e-Sajda Jis Ka Sar,
Hussain Hi Hussain Hain,

Jo Zair-e-Taigh, La-Ilah
Kaha To Keh Utha Khuda,

Hai Jis Pe Mujh Ko Naaz Woh,
Hussain Hi Hussain Hain,

Kata Ke Sar, Luta Ke Ghar,
Karay Jo Sajda Khaak Par,

Zameen Pe aisa Moa’tbar,
Hussain Hi Hussain Hain..

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