Advance Happy New year

2012 Sbse ho rha h dur,
Kya kren yehi h Qudrat ka dastor,
Puraani Yaden sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naye Saal aa Raha hai chalo Abhi se
DHOOM MACHALE,
DHOOM MACHALE,
DHOOM,
Advance Happy New year

A Brighter, Better New Year

A Brighter, Better New Year

Happy, Happy New Year!
We wish you all the best,
Great work to reach your fondest goals,
And when you're done, sweet rest.

We hope for your fulfillment,
Contentment, peace and more,
A brighter, better new year than
You've ever had before.

Desires & hopes will be fulfilled on 2013 !

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Wish u & ur family a Fantastic, Joyful & prosperious new year in advance.
May all ur dreams, desires & hopes will be fulfilled on 2013 !

Happy New Year 2013 Poems

Happy New Year 2013 Poems
"What can be said in New Year rhymes,
That's not been said a thousand times?
The new years come, the old years go,
We know we dream, we dream we know.
We rise up laughing with the light,
We lie down weeping with the night.
We hug the world until it stings,
We curse it then and sigh for wings.
We live, we love, we woo, we wed,
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead.
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear,
And that's the burden of a year."

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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013*

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New is the year 2013

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, New is the resolution, new are the spirits and Forever my warm wishes are for u. Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

Two persons can never look straight in your Eyes

Two persons can never look straight in your Eyes, the one who loves , and the one who lies.

All people have feelings

All people have feelings, they are not there to be used. If you’re not longer interested in someone, they have the right to be informed before you go and cheat or go looking elsewhere

Because love can manipulate

Sometimes you think you can forget love by losing consciousness and appreciation of love just because it hurts so much to have to bare through a life without love. But yet you stumbbo and trip right back to the begining as if you didn't learn it hard enough the first time. I think the hardest [...]

What is “big” in Ladies

What is “big” in Ladies, “small” in girls and “not” there in babies??? ? ? ? ? The Letter “L”

First Page of a book with 365 pages

Tomorrow, is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one! Happy New Year 2013

Tere Vehm_O_Gumaan Mein Bhi Ham Nahi

Shikway Shikayaton ki Nahi Ye Zarf Zarf Ki Baat Hai Tere Vehm_O_Gumaan Mein Bhi Ham Nahi Aur TU Lafz Lafz Hamain Yaad Hai

Avoiding someone has two reasons

Avoiding someone has two reasons: you either hate that person or you’re completely in LOVE with that person

The awesomeness of this ending year

The awesomeness, wilderness and brutality of 2012 will be over tonight. May Almighty bless our beloved ones who aren’t with us anymore!

Wish everyone a New Year

Wish everyone a New Year that brings light, peace, better sense and compassion among human beings… A New Year which brings sanity and hope for a future that is free of savagery, cold-blooded butchery of humanity and rape of sensibilities, a future which atleast marks the beginning of the ‘awakening of an evolved way of [...]

Be’sabab na phira karo, Shaam ghar mein rha karo..

Yunhi be sabab na phira karo, koi shaam ghar mein rha karo,
Woh ghazzal ki sachi kitaab hai usey chupke chupke parha karo,

Koi hath bhi na milaye ga jo milo ge tapaak se,
Yeh naye mizaaj ka sheher hai zara fasiley se mila karo,

Abhi raah main kayi morr hain koi aye ga koi jaye ga,
Tumhe jis ne dil se bhulaa diya usey bhoolne ki dua karo,

Mujhe ishtehaar si lagti hain yeh mohabbaton ki kahaniyan,
Jo kaha nahin woh suna karo, jo suna nahin woh kaha karo,

Kabhi husn parda nasheen bhi ho zara aashiqana libaas mein,
Jo mein ban sanwar ke kahin chaloon mere sath tum bhi chala karo,

Nahin be’hijaab woh chaand sa ke nazar ka koi assar na ho,
Usey itni garmi-e-shoq se bari dair tak na takka karo,

Yeh khizaan ki zard si shaal main jo udaas pairr ke pas hai,
Yeh tumharey ghar ki bahaar hai, usey aansuyon se haraa karo.

Tere lehjey se mujh ko yeh maloom hua hai..

Tere lehjey se mujh ko yeh maloom hua hai,
Tujhe dushwaar hua hai mujhse taluq rakhna..

Khuda kere ke naya saal apko rass

Khuda kere ke naya saal apko rass a jaye,
Jise ap chahte ho wo apke pass a jaye
Aap sara saal kanware na rahein,
Apka rishta le ker apki saas a jaye

Receive my simple gift of “LOVE”

Receive my simple gift of "LOVE"
Wraped with "SINCERITY"
Tied with "CARE" &
Sealed with "DUA"
2 Keep u "HAPPY" & "SAFE" all the life.
HAPPY NEW YEAR…

To help you cherish the spirit

To help you cherish the spirit of New Year in a better
And
A special way,
Here is an exhaustive
And
Awesome collection of New Year SMS,
Text messages.
Share these SMS on New Year with your loved ones
And
Wish
Them health and happiness in the coming year.
Happy New Year

Two cups of coffee

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Two cups of coffee
one 4 u one 4 me
Good Morning
Hav a Nice Day"

Cute SMS for Friends in Hindi

Bhul ne wale hume bhul jaate hai,
Dil se unke hum nikal jaate hai,
Jabtk hum roz msg Na kare kisi ko,
Tabtak hum kaha kisi ko yaad aate hai..
Hi frnd hw r u..?

Iss Naye Saal mein

Iss Naye Saal mein.. Jo tu chahe woh tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam hamesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar

Naya Savera Nayi Kiran

Naya Savera Nayi Kiran Ke Sath Naya Din Ek Pyari Si Muskaan Ke Sath Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Dher Sari Duaon Ke Sath Happy New Year 2013

Naya saal aayega

Aaj k baad naya saal aayega Bapu ne bola hai k network jam hoga to apun aajhi vinamrata se wish kar rela hai bole to Happy New year

Aaj tum mehfil-e-yaraan mein ho to maghroor..

Aaj tum mehfil-e-yaraan mein ho to maghroor bohat,
Jab kabhi toot ke bikhro ge to yaad aaon ga..

Mohabbat mein ik roz aye ga aesa..

Mohabbat mein ik roz aye ga aesa,
Main roothon ga tum ko manaana parega..

Kabhi pathar se bhi takraye to kharaash tak na aye..

Kabhi pathar se bhi takraye to kharaash tak na aye,
Kabhi ik baat hi se insaan toot ke bikhar jatey hain..

Be’sabab na phira karo, Shaam ghar mein rha karo..

Yunhi be sabab na phira karo, koi shaam ghar mein rha karo,
Woh ghazzal ki sachi kitaab hai usey chupke chupke parha karo,

Koi hath bhi na milaye ga jo milo ge tapaak se,
Yeh naye mizaaj ka sheher hai zara fasiley se mila karo,

Abhi raah main kayi morr hain koi aye ga koi jaye ga,
Tumhe jis ne dil se bhulaa diya usey bhoolne ki dua karo,

Mujhe ishtehaar si lagti hain yeh mohabbaton ki kahaniyan,
Jo kaha nahin woh suna karo, jo suna nahin woh kaha karo,

Kabhi husn parda nasheen bhi ho zara aashiqana libaas mein,
Jo mein ban sanwar ke kahin chaloon mere sath tum bhi chala karo,

Nahin be’hijaab woh chaand sa ke nazar ka koi assar na ho,
Usey itni garmi-e-shoq se bari dair tak na takka karo,

Yeh khizaan ki zard si shaal main jo udaas pairr ke pas hai,
Yeh tumharey ghar ki bahaar hai, usey aansuyon se haraa karo.

Reality of life

Reality of life!
Everyone is good to you
Till you expect nothing from them
&
You are too good to them
Only till you fullfill their Expectations.

I’m selfish, impatient

"I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure.
I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.
But if you can’t handle me at my worst,
then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best."

Hazrat Ali

“Hazrat Ali”
1)Kamyabi hoslon Se milit hai.
2)Hosley doston Se milte hain.
3)Dost muqadron Se milte hain.
4)Maqadar insan khud banata hai.
(Dunyia main wo he log sarbuland rehty hain, Jo takabur ke Taj ko dor pheank dety hain)

A father and a Daughter

A father was reading his favourite
magazine and his little daughter every
now and then distracted him.
Trying to keep her daughter busy, he
tore out one page on which was printed the map of the world. He then
tore the page into pieces and asked her
to go to her room and put them
together to make the map again.
Having done this, the father was now
convinced he would read his magazine without any disturbance and also that it
would take her daughter the whole
day to get it done.
But the little one came back within two
minutes with the perfect map…………
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The curious and confused father asked her daughter how she could do it so
quickly??
She giggled and said , “Oh…Dad, there
is Jesus’s face on the other side of the
paper, I made His face perfect to get the
map right.” Satisfied with the answer , she ran outside to play leaving the
father surprised.
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Moral of the story:
In life there is always
the other side to whatever you
experience.
When ever we come across
a challenge or puzzling situation, look at the other side, you will be surprised
to see an easy way to tackle the
problem………
be blessed

Aaj tum mehfil-e-yaraan mein ho to maghroor..

Aaj tum mehfil-e-yaraan mein ho to maghroor bohat,
Jab kabhi toot ke bikhro ge to yaad aaon ga..

May u have a wishful 2013

Happiness keeps u sweet
Trials make u strong
Sorrows make u humble
Success keeps u glowing &
God keeps u going.
May u have a wishful 2013

true things true love, true friends

I wish you this year your life to be full of true things
true love,
true friends
and
true achievements!
Happy New Year 2013

Before the old year is gone

Before the old year is gone
Before the sms are jam
Before the net is busy
I wish you all the best and
Happy new year

Happening New Years!

My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year
But
to all the years that you experience in your lifetime
And in
your reincarnations!
Have a fun-filled,
Smashing,
Rocking
And
Happening New Years!

You are a dreamer,

You are a dreamer,
and you are an achiever.
May you dream and achieve bigger feats,
with every passing year.
All the best for the new year.
Enjoy.

With all the Rose’s Perfume

With all the Rose's Perfume
&
with all the lights in the world
&
with all the children's Smiles…
I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR

We will open the new book.

We will open the new book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year’s Day.

New Year begins, let us pray

New Year begins, let us pray,
that it will be a year with new Peace,
New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,
God bless you through out the new Year.

Keep the smile, leave the tear,

Keep the smile,
leave the tear,
Think of joy,
forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
leave the pain,
Be joyous ,
Coz its new year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Good Morning

I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday….
Have a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everyday….
But I do have a heart…
that cares for you everyday.
Good Morning.

We may not Achieve Everything

We may not Achieve Everything that
we Dream.
But
We will not Achieve Anything unless
we Dream..!!
G(-)(-)D NIGHT

You are a dreamer,

You are a dreamer,

and you are an achiever.

May you dream and achieve bigger feats,

with every passing year.

All the best for the new year.

Enjoy.

Advance Happy New YEAR 2013

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NEW YEAR 2013
This is A Special Wish for YOU
&
YOUR FAMILY.

Happy YEAR

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Aapke life mein mithaas ho

Aapke life mein mithaas ho
"Cadbury" jaise
Rounak ho "Asian Paints" jaise
Mehak ho "Axe" jaise
Tazgi ho "Colgate" jaise
Aur tension-free rahe "Huggies" jaise!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

“In every thing there must be a season,

“In every thing there must be a season,
a time 2come and a time 2go.
I pray that this New Year brings
2you happiness and joy 4ever and ever.”

My wishes for you are not limited to just

My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year
But
to all the years that you experience in your lifetime
And in
your reincarnations!
Have a fun-filled,
Smashing,
Rocking
And
Happening New Years!

Bhul Jao Bite Hue Kal Ko,

Bhul Jao Bite Hue Kal Ko,
DiL Me Bsalo Aane Wale Kal Ko,
Muskurao Chahe Jo Bi Ho Pal,
Khushiya Lekr Ayega Aane Wala Kal,
Happy New year 2013.

Happy New YEAR

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! HAPPY.*.*.*.*NEW YEAR *
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Neeche Dekho Apna

Neeche Dekho Apna

“New Year Gift”
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Kya Hua..
Nahi Mila…
Aaj New Year Hai Kya?
Chale Aaye
Gift Lene. !!!

Don’t be so selfish

Don’t be so selfish,
Don’t be a sloth;
Come back,
So we all can rejoice!
We Miss U! And pray for U to get well soon!

Love yourself first

Love yourself first
and
everything else falls into line.
You really have to love yourself
to get anything done in this world.
Good Luck

I Wish U A Vry Sweet Good morning

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‘*. Pyari Si
‘*subha Me
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‘*.Thndi Thndi
‘*.Hawao Me
.*”*.*”*.
‘*.Pyar Bhri
‘*.Duaon Ke Sath,
I Wish U A Vry Sweet Good morning.

Kitni Jaldi Mulaqat Guzar Jaati Hai

Kitni Jaldi Mulaqat Guzar Jaati Hai,
Pyaas Bujhti Nahin Barsat Guzar Jaati Hai.
Apni Yaadon♥ Se Keh Do Is Tarah Naa Aaya Kare,
Neend Aati Nahi Aur Raat Guzar Jaati Hai♠
good ni8

When I was Studying

When I was Studying
My Mom Was calling me
But I did not respond

I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me again n again

I shouted Plz Leave me to Study, My exam is near plz
I want to Study , I want to Study

My Mom Slaped me and said

Stop Dreaming
Wake up n Study ……….Gud nyt frndssssssssss ..

2 Cheezein Khushkismat ko milti hain

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloon ko milte hain . . . . . 1 Jungle main ghomta hua white hathi. . . . . 2: Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi… :D :D

Asli MARD ki Pehchan

Baap (Bahot Gusse me) : Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain. . . . . . . . . . . Beta (Proudly ) : Jo Insaan Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye . Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa :P

Doctor To injured patient

Doctor To injured patient
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tumko road se dur chalna chahiye tha!
Patient: Konsi road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITA THA**.

MBBS final Exam Question paper.

MBBS final Exam Question paper.
Fill in d blanks…
If a girl faints,we must first touch her PU _ S _.
Only one student was there who PULSE

Get married..!!

A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hain?

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hain?
Kyon ki agar operation theek to gaya to….
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BY-By

agar doctor film banate

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam
2. kaho naa bukhar hai
3. TB no 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

1 bacha paida hote hi

1 bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola: mobile he kya?

Nurse: karega kya

Bacha: kuch nahi god ko call karna he. ki mai pohoch gaya…

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

Doctor: you are looking like my third wife..

Doctor: you are looking like my third wife..

Lady: How many wives are you having

Doctor: two…!!

Express smart ideas smartly

We Tried Our Best

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can't Say Anything Right Now!

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

Phool Khilenge Gulshan Me

Phool Khilenge Gulshan Me Khubsurti Nazar aayegi Beete Saal Ki Khatti Meethi Yaade Sung Reh Jaayegi Aao Milkar Jashn Manaye Naye Saal Ka Hansi Khushi Se Naye Saal Ki Pehli Subha Khushiyan Anginat Laayegi

Happy New Year Strength

May God continue 2 bless u n your family with divine lite, love and power that will bring much love, joy, peace, inner strength and overflowing abundance in your home. Happy New year!

Girls fail to give the answer

99.9% girls fail to give the answer of this question and now its your turn . . . . . Whats your cell number?

Farq nahin parta december beet janey se..

Mujhe ab farq nahin parta december beet janey se,
Udaasi meri fitrat hai, isey mausam se kya matlab..

Tum rootho to ik tum ko manaaney ke liye..

Agar tum rootho to ik tum ko manaaney ke liye,
Geet gaa sakta hoon mein aansu baha sakta hoon mein..

W0rld’s funniest m0ment

W0rld’s funniest m0ment : .. .. When y0u D0n’t undrstand y0ur 0wn hand writing.. .. .. yar ab ye kia likha tha main ny ?? :-P

Imran Khan and Zardari Speech

Imran Khan:”Itna sara rupiya Pakistan me aap log kha gaye par aap kyun kuch bolte nahi.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . Zardari:”Mein chotta tha tabhi meri maa kehti thi khate waqt bolte nahi…

A Brunette, Redhead and a Blonde

One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter’s purses. So, the brunette goes through her daughter’s purse and finds cigarettes. She says, “Oh my god, I’m so ashamed! My Daughter smokes.” So, the redhead goes through her daughter’s purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, [...]

I guess I am one of those fools

A boy was dating a girl who always hurt his feelings. One day, she broke up with him and stormed out of the house. Three months later, the girl had a change of heart. She realized that she really loved the boy, so she went back to him and said, "Give me one more chance. [...]

When you are in troubles – A Short Story

A father was reading his favourite magazine and his little daughter every now and then distracted him. Trying to keep his daughter busy, he tore out one page on which was printed the map of the world. He then tore the page into pieces and asked her to go to her room and put them [...]

Howz ur headache??

DOCTOR: Howz ur headache?? . . . . PATIENT: she’s out of town…!!

Boys are so Good

Who is a boy? . . . . He starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face. He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without any complain. And finally his life ends up [...]

One day you will really regret not reading me

Dear Internet users, One day you will really regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms and Conditions.

Husband Wife and 9 Kids – A Pogo Joke

Husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. [...]

Happy New Year 2013 Poetry of Hassan Nisar

Shehro ko Khush khali de Khaiton ko haryaali de Sab chehron ko chaand bana Sab honto ko laali de Sirf tujhi se maangay jo Aisay haath sawali de ~~ Happy New Year 2013 ~~

Phir kahin door se ik baar sada do mujko,

Phir kahin door se ik baar sada do mujko,
Meri tanhai ka ehsaas dila do mujhko,
Tum to chand ho tumhe meri zaroorat kya hai,
Main diya hoon kisi chaukhat pe jala do mujko.

humne kisi se pyar kiya doston,

humne kisi se pyar kiya doston,un bewafa niklegi pata n tha,
ye sayad humari khata tha us bewafa ne toh humse majak kiya tha…

Sardiyon ki ek sard raat me

Sardiyon ki ek sard raat me
wo mere hath tham k bole
itne garm haath waffa ki nishani hoti hai,
ab khayal aaya k unke hath thande kyu the……

Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,

Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah,
Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai

Idher Aa Raqeeb MEREY,

Idher Aa Raqeeb MEREY,
Tujhe MAIN Galey Laga Loon….

MERA Ishq Be-Mazaa Tha,
TERI Dushmani Se Pehley..

Agar Tum Aaina Dekho

Agar Tum Aaina Dekho
To Apne Aap Se Nazarein Chura Lena
Ke Aksar Be-wafa Logon Ko
Jab Wo Aaina Dekhen To
Aankhen Chor Lagti Hain……

is tarah na muskurao o bewafa dard hota hai,

is tarah na muskurao o bewafa dard hota hai,
sata lo jitna satana hai ek din dhokha khakar wapas ana hai,
jao us din ka v hum intajar krenge aapka…

Jis ke liye sab kuch luta diya humne

Jis ke liye sab kuch luta diya humne,
wo kehte hai unko bhula diya humne,
gaye the hum unke aansu pochne,
ilzam de diya ki unko rula diya humne..!!

Aasmaan ke taare aksar pucha karte hain,

Aasmaan ke taare aksar pucha karte hain,
kiya tumhe ab bhi intezar hain uske laut aane ka?
aur dil muskura ke kehta hain..
mujhe to ab bhi yakeen nahi uske jaaney ka!

Kaise Bhula Doon Usko Main

Kaise Bhula Doon Usko Main,
Maut Insanon Ko Aati Hai,Yadon Ko Nahi..

Missing You. . .Is Not The Hard Part

Missing You. . .Is Not The Hard Part !!!
But ,
Knowing That I Once Had You Is What Breaks My Heart . . . !!!

Every Girl Wants a Bad Boy

Every Girl Wants a Bad Boy
Who Will Be Good Just For Her ..
Every Boy Wants a Good Girl
Who Will Be Bad Just For Him !!

When your NAME comes on my Mobile

Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But
nothing can stop a Smile When your NAME comes on my Mobile

Funny Weight Loss Program Joke

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
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“Weight Loss Program” joke
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The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..
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She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”
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Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.
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He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,….. beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me”.
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Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
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Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.
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“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.” “Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.”
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The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, you are mine.”
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He lost 33 kilos that week.

Zara sa muskura dena aj jummey ka din hai..

Zara sa muskura dena aj jummey ka din hai,
Gily shikwe bhula dena aj jummey ka din hai,

Khafa hona khafa karna kisi ko bhe acha nahi lagta,
Dua lena dua dena aj jummey ka din hai,

Kisi se bhi shikayat ho use ja kar yehi kehna,
Nai tumse juda rehna aj jummey ka din hai,

Mohabat bantna sub se, galay sub ko laga lena,
Yehi hai bus mera kehna aj jummey ka din hai,

Hume ye jummey ka din phir ataa karna mere Allah,
Sub ko khushi dena aj jummey ka din hai..

NASA CONFIRMED THAT ON

NASA CONFIRMED THAT ON DECEMBER 24TH THE SKY WILL GO DARK,
THIS ONLY OCCURS 365 TIMES A YEAR
AND ITS CALLWD THE NIGHT………..
HAHAHA GUDNIGHT

Bahut waar badal badal k Vekh Lyiya

Bahut waar badal badal k Vekh Lyiya
Apnia Rahaan main,_
Par Pta Nhio Kyo Manzil te ta Sirf te
Sirf Tu Hi Disdi Hai,_

Move backward

No one ever won a chess match by making only forward moves, just like in life, sometimes you have to move backward to take a better step forward.

Expecting too much

Do not blame people for disappointing you Blame yourself for expecting too much

Is se ziyada talent

Is se ziyada talent or kaha milega . . faraz . Pakistan me larke bike chalate howe b msg type kr late hain (‘,’)/

Apart from who won or who lost

Apart from who won or who lost, the biggest loser seemed to be the Ahmadabadi crowd who never appreciated a good shot by a Pakistani batsman and then they said “We Love Cricket”

Hum se seeney se lagaya dil na apna ho saka..

Hum se seeney se lagaya dil na apna ho saka,
Muskura kar tumne dekha dil tumhara ho geya..

Just a Casual Texting Joke

She ( texts )- Hayyy vut aar yeww duinn?? . . Me -nothing much, just planning to throw a dictionary on your face…:D

Why 1 Chapter is not enough

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass…:P . 1 Word Is Enough To Break AHeart…;) . 1 Second Is Enough To Fall InLove…. :D . . But Why . . . . . . . . . 1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam’s… Point To Be Noted.. :p :O :D :D

Arbaz khan is making a sequel of Dabanng

Arbaz khan is making a sequel of Dabanng . . Starring: Emran Hashmi & Mallika Sherawat . . . . . Movie name : Palang

Whenever I see your lovely smile

Whenever I see your lovely smile, My heart stops beating for a while, and I don’t care if I will lose or gain, coz you’ll make it beat once again, and when you smile you look so pretty, my heart knows that I am so lucky, to be loved by you all day and night, [...]

Sometimes God closes a door

Sometimes God closes a door even though we’re walking in obedience, but it’s only because He has something better in store. Don’t become angry and bitter – Trust Him.

Mathematics may not teach us

Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or how to minus hate. But it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

Cute little girl 2 shopkeeper

Cute little girl 2 shopkeeper: Jab me badi ho jaungi aap Apne LADKAY Ki shaadi mujse karwaoge ? . Shopkeeper smiling : Haan Beta zarur karwaon ga, . . . , . . . . . GIRL – To apni hone wali BAHU ko 1 DAIRYMILK do na..!!!

Agar sache dil se God se prathna

Teacher:”Agar sache dil se God se prathna ki jaye To woh puri hoti hai.. . . . . . . . Pappu:”Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi, . . . . . . . meri Bahon me hoti…:p :O :D :D Teachar Shocked – Pappu Rocked..:D

Scientists were playing hide and seek

Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven. Einstein was seeker. Newton didn’t hide & stood in a square of 1 meter. Einstein: I found u newton !! Thappa !!! Newton: U are wrong. I am not newton. As i am standing in 1 mt square, i am newton/per mt sq. So I am pascal. [...]

Let Me Thanx All The Good People Like U

Let Me Thanx All The Good People Like U.., Who Made 2012 Beautiful For Me… I Pray U be Blessed With Faithful Year Ahead.. I Wish U Have a Fantastic JANUARY Loveable FEBRUARY Marvelous MARCH Awesome APRIL Enjoyable MAY Successful JUNE Wonderful JULY Indepedent AUGUST Powerful September Tastiest OCTOBER Beautiful NOVEMBER Happiest DECEMBER. Have A [...]

A real man is not defined

A real man is not defined by the number of girls he had but by the number of girls he told them that : “I Am Sorry, am committed and i love her so much…!!

A Monkey who Eats everything – Epic Joke

One of the most Epic joke: . . A guy walked into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them. Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls. To everyone’s amazement, he stuck [...]

Never be discourage

Never be discourage and regret of been in dis world bcos in any good step u take in life, u may encounter some difficulties. always try to no hw to deal with them. Have faith bcos u can be anything in any situation u find ur’self

Uski Yaad Kuch Is Tarha Mery Dil Se Lipti Hai

Uski Yaad Kuch Is Tarha Mery Dil Se Lipti Hai, K Jaisy Phool Par Kisi Titli Ko Neend Aa Jaye…!!!

In the Search of A Perfect Soulmate

LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN !!?? One afternoon, A Man and his frnd were sitting in a cafe, drinking tea and talking about life and love. His frnd asked: “How come you never married?” “Well,” said The Man “to tell you the truth, I spent my youth looking for the perfect woman. In Cairo I [...]

Every girl finds her self beautiful

Every girl finds her self beautiful .. … … . .. … . .. … After watching her pending friends requests….. :D :p XD

silence between two friends

True friendship comes when silence between two friends is
comfertable …”!!!

Phali Main Daana Nahi

Ek Zara Si Baat Pe Itna Eham Rishta Tor Diya ..

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Mong-Phali Main Daana Nahi ..

Hum Tumhary NANA Nahin ..

Ultti pari hain kashtiyan sab rait par meri..

Ultti pari hain kashtiyan sab rait par meri,
Woh lay gaya hai dil say samandar nikaal ke…

Usey to kho hi chukey phir khayal kya uska..

Usey to kho hi chukey phir khayal kya uska,
Yeh fikr kesi ke ab hoga haal kya us ka,

Woh aik shakhss jisey khud hi chorr bethe they,
Karke karna ab kis khatir malaal us ka,

Yeh soch kar na miley phir usey kabhi Khalid,
Na janey ho ga nadaamat se kya haal us ka..

Khalid Shareef

Hum nikle the pyar ki Talaash main….

Hum nikle the pyar ki Talaash main….
Badi muskil se unko dhundha,
unhone je soch kar alwida keh diya….
Gareeb lok hai mohabat ke siva kya denge

ANS IF YOU CAN !!!

ANS IF YOU CAN !!!

1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha…..

Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss

Kagaz mein likha hai.

Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001

expert ho to ladki ka naam batao !!

Ansawer:Gita

‘Pathan’s Wife:

‘Pathan's Wife:
Main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi hon,
Tum mujhe ek Spinner kyon nahi dila detay?

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Next day Pathan SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaya.’

Ussi Jaga Par Khari Hoon

‘Ussi
Jaga Par Khari Hoon
Jahan Woh Bichra Tha

Suna
Hai Jab Se Ke Mosam
Palat Ker Aate Hein……..!!!!’

Happy SunDay..

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HELLO

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Watch this cööl hèllö

I jüst wänt tö wish ü à
Nicè Morning and wonderful day.

Subah Ka Sweet Sa Salaam

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Is se ziyada talent or kaha milega

Is se ziyada talent or kaha milega
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faraz
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Pakistan me larke bike chalate howe b msg type kr late hain

(‘,’)/
<)) Oh bhai
_//samne dEkh Le nhi to msg k 7 khud b sent hojaiga

My GIRLFREIND Asked Me

My GIRLFREIND Asked Me – Facebook Or Me ?
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Sometimes I Really Miss heR………:P

Facebook Sirf 3 Cheezon ki wajah se popular hai.

Facebook Sirf 3 Cheezon ki wajah se popular hai.
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Bachiyan , Bachiyan aur sirf Bachiyan :p ….

Larki Se Pyar Kerta

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu. . . UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR, . . . . . . BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai:p

Women Love

A real man will love a women for her beautiful soul not her beautiful face

Difficulties in your life

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy you, but to help you realize your hidden potential

Woh jo roothen to is tarah manana chahiye..

Woh jo roothen to is tarah manana chahiye,
Zindagi se hi rooth jaana chahaiye..

Us ki aankhain sawal karti hain..

Us ki aankhain sawal karti hain,
Meri himmat jawab deti hai..

Jahan raat kat jaye us shaakh ko hi..

Jahan raat kat jaye us shaakh ko hi,
Mahajir parinday watan jantey hein…

Ultti pari hain kashtiyan sab rait par meri..

Ultti pari hain kashtiyan sab rait par meri,
Woh lay gaya hai dil say samandar nikaal ke…

Usey to kho hi chukey phir khayal kya uska..

Usey to kho hi chukey phir khayal kya uska,
Yeh fikr kesi ke ab hoga haal kya us ka,

Woh aik shakhss jisey khud hi chorr bethe they,
Karke karna ab kis khatir malaal us ka,

Yeh soch kar na miley phir usey kabhi Khalid,
Na janey ho ga nadaamat se kya haal us ka..

Khalid Shareef

Main Nahin Manta Kagaz Pe Likha Shajra Nasab

Main Nahin Manta Kagaz Pe Likha Shajra Nasab Baat Karne Se Qabilay Ka Pata Chalta Hai…..!!!!

Main Nahin Manta Kagaz Pe Likha Shajra Nasab

Main Nahin Manta Kagaz Pe Likha Shajra Nasab Baat Karne Se Qabilay Ka Pata Chalta Hai…..!!!!

Main Nahin Manta Kagaz Pe Likha Shajra Nasab

Main Nahin Manta Kagaz Pe Likha Shajra Nasab Baat Karne Se Qabilay Ka Pata Chalta Hai…..!!!!

Main Nahin Manta Kagaz Pe Likha Shajra Nasab

Main Nahin Manta Kagaz Pe Likha Shajra Nasab Baat Karne Se Qabilay Ka Pata Chalta Hai…..!!!!

Main Nahin Manta Kagaz Pe Likha Shajra Nasab

Main Nahin Manta Kagaz Pe Likha Shajra Nasab Baat Karne Se Qabilay Ka Pata Chalta Hai…..!!!!

Muhabbat Mei Lutanay Ko Abhi To Jaan Baki Hai

Ye Tum Se Keh Diya Kis Ne K Baazi, Haar Bethe Hum ?? Muhabbat Mei Lutanay Ko Abhi To Jaan Baki Hai. . .!!

Once Upon a Time in a Modern Society

Son: Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl Father: “That’s great son. Who is she? Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter” father: “Oh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.” [...]

Height of Irritation and Badluck

How to kill a BOY.. ?? . Just give him a mobile with lots of Girls mobile numbers.. . . Then Lock him in a place with “No – N E T W O R K coverage . . . How to kill a GIRL.. ?? . . Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewellerys, [...]

A heart is a muscle

A heart is a muscle..and what do muscles do when they are torn? They grow back STRONGER!

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, Either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for Hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Have a Good Morning & Day!

What is a Stock Market – Funny Short Story

Once upon a time in a village, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.. The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped [...]

A Beautiful Girl Is Like A Dirty Thousand Bill Note

A Beautiful Girl Is Like A Dirty Thousand Rupee Note . . . . . You Don’t Know How Many Used It But you Still Want It. ;) :p

Having someone to talk to every night

Having someone to talk to every night is actually kind of nice. Staying up late talking about pointless things in life and laughing about the most random things.Struggling to stay up late but not letting them know how tired you are just to stay on the phone with them, until eventually one of you falls [...]

Do you watch your husband face

Doctor: do you watch your husband face during sex? Lady: I did once and he looked very angry. Doctor: why? Lady: because he was watching from the window.

O God, give me patience, But Hurry Up

Best Quote of this Generation : - - - - - - ” O God, give me patience, But Hurry Up ” ;)

A loved one is not the person

“A loved one is not the person
who understands your happiness.
But,
Is the person
who can guess your sadness before your eyes feel”.. !

Love SMS in Hindi

Zamane Me Koi Na Sahara Nazar Aaya,
Bus Tu Hi Ek Humara Nazar Aaya,
Tere Pyar Me Is Kadar Behta gaya,
Na Tufan Nazar Aaya N Kinara Nazar Aya…

Ik larki mere khawbon mein rehti thi..

Woh kya din they jab ik larki mere khawbon mein rehti thi,
Woh mere sath hansti thi woh mere sath roti thi,

Lipat jati thi mujhse bhag kar main jab bhi ghar ata tha,
Kahin bhi jab jaaney lagta to woh rasta rok leti thi,

Woh kehti thi mohabbat ka koi mausam nahin hotaa,
Woh subah o shaam chahat ke sunehrey khawb bunti thi,

Hum aksar chandni raton mein sehraa ke taraf jatey,
Woh bheegi rai par mera aur apna naam likhti thi,

Woh daryaa ke kinarey beth jati thi kabhi ja kar,
Mujhe us waqt sohni ki tarah woh sachi lagti thi,

Bicharr janey ka us ke dil mein ik dharrka sa rehta tha,
Woh mera haath gehri neend mein bhi thaamey rakhti thi..

Hassan Abbasi

I wish you healthy times

On your birthday today, most people will wish that you earn lots of money, but I wish you wealth. Most people will wish you fun times but I wish you healthy times. Most people will wish you delight but I wish you pure joy. Most people will wish you many friends, but I wish that we always stay together. Happy Birthday!

I Am Not Upset

I Am Not Upset That You Lied To Me,
I Am Upset Because From Now
Onwards I Can't Believe U…:((

It’s not the presents

It's not the presents that make Christmas so special, it's the presence of those you love, whether they are with you in person, or spirit.

It’s not the presents

It's not the presents that make Christmas so special, it's the presence of those you love, whether they are with you in person, or spirit.

May Allah bless you with Success

May Allah bless you with

Success and prosperity

Main Quaid-E-Azam Ki Pictures

Jama (Ikathi) Kar Raha Hun
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Tum Mera Sath Do
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Plz

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Ghar Me Jitne B

100,
500,
1000,
5000
Ke Note Hein Sab Mujy Bhejdo

2012 Tezi se Guzar raha hai…

2012 Tezi se Guzar raha hai…

Agar main ny apko koi dukh
diya ho ya meri wajah se apko
koi takeef hui ho to…

Plz

zara sochiye…
Pehly ap ne hi Koi panga lia
hoga..
Warna aisa to ho hi sakta k meray
jaisa…

Shareef Samjhdar Ba ikhlaq insan
ap k sath kuch aesa wesa kary

Agar ap Samajdar hain to mujh se
sorry bol do…

Dil K hum bohat achy hen shayad maaf ker
den.
Batan mera farz tha baqi aap ki marzi…

Insan Ki Fitrat Ko Samajhtay Hain

“Insan Ki Fitrat Ko Samajhtay Hain To
Sirf Parinday…!

“D_G”

Jitna Bhi Mohabbt Say Bulao Magar Paas
Nahi Aatay…!!

Mera aitbar kam tha kisi k aitbar k samne,

Mera aitbar kam tha kisi k aitbar k samne,
Mera intzar kam tha kisi k intzar k samne,
De di usne apni chahat kisi aur ko,
Shyad mera pyar kam tha kisi k pyar k samne.

I have a pair of eyes but can’t C U everyday….

I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday….

Have a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everyday….

But I do have a heart…

that cares for you everyday.
Good Morning.

Start your day with a ”SMILE”,

Start your day with a "SMILE",

Start your day with a "DREAM",

Start your day with a "FUN",

Start your day with my "LOVE".

GOOD MORNING,

Larkay agr ameer ho jayen tou bigar jate hain

Larkay agr ameer ho jayen tou bigar jate hain, . . . . . Aor . . . . . . . . . . Larkiyan agr bigar jayen tou ameer ho jati hain :P;D “Veena Malik ka M.A Economics k students se khitaab”

A marriage bright and new

Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said "I do."
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that's best!

All my life I have read about it

Love. ♥ ♥ ♥ All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it. ♥

Sania Mirza Vs Shoaib Malik

Sania mirza ny Shoaib malik ko keh diya hai k. . . . .beta raat ko ab mery room mai naa anaa

Hate the feeling

I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with

Relationships are like

Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance it looks like it could be interesting. But up close, its just a ton of shit you do not need.

Waiting for one

Wanted by many, taken by none, talking to some, just waiting for one.

Ye Ishq Ka Rog Jata Nahin kasam ly lo..

Ye Ishq Ka Rog Jata Nahin kasam ly lo,
Galy Mein Daal Kar Sary Taveez Dekhy Hein..

Do Not Let Her GO

When a girl WALKS for miles to see u…. When a girl SAYS SORRY even though she didn’t do anything,.. When a girl CRIES bcos she still loves/misses u…. When a girl still TRIES TO GET U BACK… When a girl no matter how much U HURT HER STILL LOVES U… when a girl STOPS [...]

A good teacher according to students is 1 who

A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They [...]

Sometimes it’s better to keep silent

Sometimes it’s better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel because it will only hurt you when you know they hear you but they can’t understand.

Dil Dukhaya Karo Ijazat Hai

Dil Dukhaya Karo Ijazat Hai !! Bhool Jane Ki Baat Mat Karna !!

Rajnikat Got Angry

Once RAJNI Sir got angry on his friend and told him not to show his face again . . . . Today that person is known as . . . . Bigg Boss!!! :-P :-D

Luck & kick are directly proportional

Luck & kick are directly proportional to each other. Whn Luck favors,u can kick the whole world, BUT whn Luck fails,the whole world kicks u…

How To Play On Indian Pitches!

Only Shoaib Malik Knows How To Play On Indian Pitches! . . . . . Kabi Poggo Be Dekh Liya Kro =D

Happy New Year My Sweetheart

We’re only getting started,
But I already know I want to
Spend the rest of my life with you ..!

Happy New Year My Sweetheart

The Old Year has gone.

The Old Year has gone.
Let the dead past bury its own dead.
The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time.
All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Fill your life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,

Fill your life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear,
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,

May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,
to explore every joy of life
&
may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality
and all your efforts into great achievements.
Happy New Year to you & your loved ones.

Keep the smile, leave the tear,

Keep the smile,
leave the tear,
Think of joy,
forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
leave the pain,
Be joyous ,
Coz its new year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you,

Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you,
May all Your Dreams Will be True,
Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun,
Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution.

A New Year’s Prayer

A New Year's Prayer

May ALLAH make ur year a happy one!
Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain,
But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes;
Not by making your path easy,
But by making you sturdy to travel any path;
Not by taking hardships from you,
But by taking fear from your heart;
Not by granting you unbroken sunshine,
But by keeping your face bright, even in the shadows;

Happy New Year.

In 'The Universal Bank of God'…
God stores his blessings
nd
deposited 365 days full of love,
faith nd happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

This is beginning of a new year!

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is beginning of a new year!

Each moment in a day has its own value.

Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

Ring out the old

"Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true"

Chalo chalo BARISH ME NAHATE HEN

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Chalo chalo BARISH ME NAHATE HEN
%*HAPPY*%
%*RAIÑY*%
%*DAY*%

May the good times and treasures of the present

May the good times and treasures of the present
become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish YOU lots of LOVE, JOY and HAPPINESS. . .

MERRY 'X'-MAS.

Bells are Ringing

Bells are Ringing,
The wishes Of Christmas Day…
The Flying snowflakes send my most sincere wishes To you & your Family…
MERRY CHRISTMAS…

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas to you and your family.

May this Christmas end the present year

May this Christmas end the present year
On a cheerful note and make way
For a fresh and a bright new year.
Here's wishing you and your family
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year……..

Before The Church Bells Ring

Before The Church Bells Ring.
Before The Cakes & Wine Are Served.
Before The Holy Star Appears.
Before Networks Get Jammed
Let Me Wish You A Happy and Cheerful Merry X'mas.

Broken Heart Shayari SMS

Humare aansu wo jaan na sake,
Mohobbat ki kahani wo maan na sake,
Kaha tha unhone marne k baad b yaad karenge,
Jeete jee to wo yaad kar na sake.

If you have to think about

If you have to think about whether you love someone or not then the answer is no. When
you love someone you just know.

air hostess-saheb kay khanar aapan

air hostess-saheb kay khanar aapan…
Passenger-khir,chapati,puri,bhaji.ani kurdaee……
Air hostess-saheb aapan vimanat ala ahat applya bapache pitra khayla nahi..

Unmarried Boy ko Bachelor kehtay hain

Unmarried Boy ko Bachelor kehtay hain

Tow Unmarried Girl ko kia kehte hain ??????
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Bachiii xD

Ho Ho Ho MERRY CHIRISTMAS

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┈░ C░ H ░R░I░ S░ T░ M░ A░ S░░
☆*’♡..*❤.¸.☆*’♡..*❤.¸.☆*’♡…*❤.¸.☆*’ .*☆.

Wish You A…Great,

Wish You A…Great,
Prosperous,
Blissful,
Healthy,
Bright,
Delightful,
Mind Blowing,
Energetic,
Terrific & Extremely…

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: Toh UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai :p =D

Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye

Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye
magr osy fail kar dia gya. Sawalon k jawab ye the
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1.Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoy?
Ans: apni last larai mn
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2.Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoye?
Ans:safhay k aakhir mn
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3 .Talaaq ki bari waja kia hoti he?
Ans: shadi
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4 .daryae sind kahan behta he?
Ans:zameen par
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5 .Aap 8 logon mn 3 aam kesy divide karen ge?
Ans:milk shake bana kar

;-(;-(theek to bataya tha .

Ek chor amir ke ghar mein chori

Ek chor amir ke ghar mein
chori
karne gaya.
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Trunk pe likha tha "Trunk ko
torne ki zaroorat nahi hai, 156
number press karke samne
vala
red batton dabao, trunk khul
jayegi…
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Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja
aur police aa gayi..
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Jate jate chor uss lock se bola:
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Aaj mera insaaniyat se
Bharosa
uth gaya hai… :p

New Year SMS in Hindi

Iss Naye Saal mein..
Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam hamesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar…

Love SMS in Hindi

Zamane Me Koi Na Sahara Nazar Aaya,
Bus Tu Hi Ek Humara Nazar Aaya,
Tere Pyar Me Is Kadar Behta gaya,
Na Tufan Nazar Aaya N Kinara Nazar Aya…

Life is full of problems.

Life is full of problems.
But
we Should be thankful to
punjabis.
They have Discovered a Simple
KEY to remove all tensions.
That
KEY is called
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Saanu-key:-P

Funny NEW YEAR

Light hai to Geo lgao 15 GIRLS
ne
Khudkhushi krne ki koshish ki
hai.
Unka kehna hai.

k kuch bhi ho is bar new year
%D-G%
K sath Manana Hai.

(“)uff ye GIRLS
/))>B NA Ammi se
_//_ pitwaenge mujhe…

May ur neighbours respect you,

May ur neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect u,
The angels protect u
and Heaven accept u

Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday

Kohli ka apni ammi ko rotay huway phone

Kohli ka apni ammi ko rotay huway phone pakistani baray ganday hai . . Baray larkay lay kar aaye hai Geo Irfan :-D:p

Height of respect in Cricket

height of respect . . . . . . . . humare bowlers humare Jamai ki wicket nahi lete :P =D masg from india bowlerz :P

Happy Birthday Quaid-e-Azam

Happy Birthday Quaid-e-Azam! We havent been good enough so far, but when the dust settles, this nation will rise from the ashes! Hope!

Different Reaction at same time

Different Reaction: Naukrani: jaldi karo malkin aa jayegi Padosan: Dheere karo aawaz bahar na jaye Gf: Thoda aur karo na Biwi: Pankha kitna gandha ho gaya hai? X_X =))

Friendship is a Rainbow

Friendship is a rainbow between two hearts sharing seven color which are: Secrets Truth Sadness Faith Happiness Respect Love

Lovely thing about Christmas

A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Christmas Tree

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

Christmas candle

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away, While quite unselfish it grows small.

Love to walk In any Season

I love walking in rain so that nobody can see my tears I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see that i m smoking I love walking in any season because petrol is now Rs. 105 per litre !!

Hope we Start Acting

Happy Birthday Quaid-e-Azam (R.A) I hope we start acting on his sayings and keep working hard to achieve the purpose on which our country made and I believe if we keep moving on his words a day will come when darkness will be over and there will be light all around

Build up Pakistan

Build up Pakistan higher, firmer and stronger Happy Quaid-e-azam day

Woh aankhain jheel si gehri to hain magar..

Amjad woh aankhain jheel si gehri to hain magar,
Un mein koi bhi akss bhi mere naam ka nahin..

There are 3 types of people

There are 3 types of people: . 1) Those who take shower . 2) Those who don’t take shower and wear perfume . 3) Those who take shower in perfume :p

Now, I will wait for You

A TOUCHING LOVE STORY One boy daily used to meet her girlfriend in a park.. The girl used to always arrive on time.. But the boy was always late and the girl never got angry on boy.. One day the girl didn’t come that’s why the boy went to her home… The boy came to [...]

Facebook and Divorces

AMAZING THING TO KNOW A third of all divorce filings in USA in 2011 contained the word “Facebook" Information on Facebook is becoming a major factor in marriage conflicts and is increasingly being used as a source of evidence in divorce cases. In 2011, Facebook was cited as a reason for a third of divorces.

Funny analogy for all teachers

Funny analogy for all teachers: . . . . They teach us just like making “plain rice” in class & expect from us to cook “BIRYANI” in exams.

He Rang the Bell without Hands

HUSBAND WANTED A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to.get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70′s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN [...]

I love You more than i could ever define

U know… I will be there for u, I may not say the right thing all the time, but when I say I love You… I miss you… I wish to spend my future with u.. . I Always Mean It !!! We may fight… we may irritate each other… I’m sorry for the moments [...]

Lafz aisi cheez hai

lafz aisi cheez hai jisse insaan ya to dil me utar jaata hai ya dil se utar jaata hai

The MASJIDS are free but EMPTY

The MASJIDS are free but EMPTY The CLUBS are paid but FULL. It’s FREE to Enter HEAVEN. COSTLY to Enter HELL. CAN WE BE WISE???

Meri Sachi Mohabbat Se Tu Kar Inkar Bismillah

Uthaani Hain Jo Nafrat Ki Utha Diwar Bismillah..! Meri Sachi Mohabbat Se Tu Kar Inkar Bismillah..! Kaha Usne Meri Khatir Yeh Koh-E-Ghum Uthao Gy.? Jawab’n Hum Bhi Bol Uthy Mere Dildar Bismillah..! Jahan Ko Chorh Kar Hum Jab Tery Kochy Mein Aa Bethy To Phr Sang-E-Molamt Se Q Inkar Bismillah..! Pujari Zar K Ho To [...]

Saas ki demand !!!

Saas ki demand !!! , , , Larki Khoobsorat ho Khoobseerat ho Ameer ho Parhi likhi ho Kam umar hu Ghar k kaam kaaj main maahir ho . . . . Larki ki Demand (Simple) . . . . . Saas na ho :P !! :D

When You are Smarter than a Theif

Ek chor amir ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. . Trunk pe likha tha "Trunk ko torne ki zaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke samne vala red batton dabao, trunk khul jayegi… . . . Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.. . . Jate jate chor uss lock se bola: [...]

Merry Christmas To All Friends

May all the sweet magic Of Christmas conspire To gladden your hearts And fill every desire. Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry Christmas To All Friends…!!!!

Merry Christmas to all my dear frnds

Merry Christmas to all my dear frnds – The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!

Dressing immoedestly is like

Dear Girls, Dressing immoedestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes you’ll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, Real MEN

I wish You Lovely X-mas

I wish You Lovely X-mas I wish You Favorable I wish You Enjoyable You shall not Lack in this X-mas Thy Lord shall provide to You! Merry X-Mas.

Sahi Jawab De Kar Bhi Fail Hogaya Bechara

Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye magr osy fail kar dia gya. Sawalon k jawab ye the . 1.Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoy? Ans: apni last larai mn . 2.Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoye? Ans:safhay k aakhir mn . 3 .Talaaq ki bari waja kia hoti he? Ans: shadi . [...]

Merry Christmas to all the people who make my life special

Merry Christmas to all the people who make my life special :) if I have known you for life or just a short while i couldn’t live without you :) luv you all.. May you have the gladness of Christmas which is HOPE, The spirit of Christmas which is PEACE, and the heart of Christmas [...]

I have just been kidnapped

I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up… O.o Who put me on their Christmas list???:-D:-D

Love Is A Spiritual Force

Love Is A Spiritual Force Thinking of her trying to feel what it would be like if she held me near. Walking around all by my self searching for love with somebody else. Then you you came into my life without any reason why. You walked into my life. I looked in your eyes I [...]

Relation is like a glass

Relation is like a glass, a scratch on any side reflects on the other side too so always handle feelings carefully because then the scratch cant be removed

Pathan Was smoking Hukkah

Pathan Was smoking Hukkah Wid A 2 Meter Long Pipe.

His FRIEND Asked , Y R U Using Such A Long Pipe???

He Replied ,

Dr. Has Advised Me To Keep Distance Frm Tobbaco

sorry

SORRY

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SORRY
Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means
S – SOME
O – ONE’S
R – REALLY,
R – REMEMBERING
Y – YOU.

With the wind, the bells are ringing

With the wind, the bells are ringing

With joy, the choir of angels sing

With God, may you have peace

With loved ones, may you have bliss

This month that full of gifts and love

This day for the one above

This hardships may you able to cope

This will be special for you, we hope

Happy chrismas 2013 sms poem

May Christmas erase darkness

And brightness may arise

May Chritmas blow the chillness

And hope may flow in the skies

May your Christmas be merry

And with angels be singing

May your Chrismtas be happy

And with God, love be ringing

The joy of Christmas may you share

The joy of Christmas may you share

The day of Christmas be filled with care

The warmth of Christmas for one another

The love of Christmas for each other

SMS on Christmas trees

I love crooked christmas trees.

Their mission is to be who they are.

They don't care what you think.

They are who they are.

Somehow, they just make a christmas better.

I love crooked christmas trees.

Khuli aankhon mein sapna jhaankta hai..

Khuli aankhon mein sapna jhaankta hai,
Woh soya hai ke kuch kuch jaagta hai,

Tere chahat ke bheegey junglon mein,
Mera tan man mor ban kar nachta hai,

Mujhe har kefiyat mein kyon na samjhey,
Woh mere sab hawaaley jaanta hai,

Main uss ki dastrass main hoon magar woh,
Mujhe meri razaa se mangta hai,

Kissi ke dheyaan main dooba hua dil,
Bahaaney se mujhe bhi taalta hai,

Sarrak ko chorr kar chalna parega,
Ke mere ghar ka kacchaa rasta hai..

Life thought me lots of Lessons..

Life thought me lots of Lessons..
But!

As usual,
I slept in those classes…

When someone stops getting angry on u,

When someone stops getting angry on u,
Its clear that u hav lost ur importance
4m their Life..
Anger is sumthing more than Love…

Gulab ki mehak bhi fiki lagti hai,

Gulab ki mehak bhi fiki lagti hai,
Kaun si khushbu mujme basa gayi ho tum,
Zindgi hai kya teri chahat ke siva,
Yeh kaisa khwab aankho ko dikha gayi ho tum.

Subha uthte hi apka msz nazr aya,

Subha uthte hi apka msz nazr aya,
Chhare pe ek halki si khusi ka surur chaya,Kh
ubsurt subh ka alm or bhi khubsurt
ban gya,Jab apka msz aya.GM

The babe of Bethlehem was born today.

The babe of Bethlehem was born today.
May His peace, love and serenity descend upon you
and remain with you forever and ever!
Here's wishing you a blessed and a holy Christmas!

With this passing year,

With this passing year,
lose the pains and keep the memories.
May you always shower a smiling face,
in years to come.
I wish you a very Happy New Year.

Roses 4 u..

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( 'o' ) ,***
=(,,)=("')<-***
("”),,,("”) "**
Roses 4 u..
MERRY CHRISTMAS to U..

Xmas tree

Hey my dear friend,
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,:`*`:,
,:;*;:,
,;;*;;,

May this X`mas treebring with it Happiness,
Hope
&
Peace!!
Merry christmas to u & ur family!

A Beautiful Rose for a Rose

A Beautiful Rose for a Rose
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……..,–\..,-"- .
……..`-..(..'-…
I Am Sending Rose For You

Christmas tree symbol codes

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……………… …*•○♥○•*………
……………… .*♥♫♀♂♫♥*'………
………..……*♥•♦►♫◄••♥* ………
… ……………*♥☺▬♥☺♥▬☺♥* ………
………….*♥•♥▬#♠ ♥#▬♥•*♥*………
…………*♥♫♥♥▬♫♥ ♥♫▬♥*♫* ………
………*♥☺♥☺♥♫*♣♥♫♥☺♥☺ ♥*………
…….*♥♣♫♥♣♥☺♥♫♥☺♥� �♫♣♥*………
…….*♥♥☺♣♥♫♥♥♫♥☺♥♫ ♥♣☺♥♥*………
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…….…………… .๑۩۞۩๑…………………

Sardar driving a jeep in jungle

Sardar driving a jeep in jungle,

Tourist: how do you escape if lion comes now..?

Sardar: give the right indicator and turn left.

December tujh se guzarish

Ay December ek Guzarish hy tujh se Jaldi jaldi muk yr teri meharbaani

Belong to our future

Sometimes we need to forget some people from our past because of one simple reason They just do not belong to our future

Ishq e Mijazi or Ishq e Haqiqi

ASHFAQ AHMAD Poetry: Mujhe bohat Justaju thi k Ishq-e-Majazi or Ishq-e-haqiqi ka farq jaan sakun, aik din Abba jee ne bataya k. Ishfaq apni Ana ko kisi Aik Shakhs k samny khatm karny ka naam Ishq-e-Majazi hai, or apni Ana ko Sb k samny khatm karny ka naam Ishq-e-Haqiqi hai.

Mujh pe pathar uchalney waley..

Mujh pe pathar uchalney waley,
Aik baaqi hai tere seenay mein..

Har ek baat pe kehtey ho tum ke tu kya hai..

Har ek baat pe kehtey ho tum ke tu kya hai,
Tumhi kaho ke yeh andaaz-e-guftgu kya hai..

Tere Hath Pe Rach Jaon Rango Ki Tarha..

Main Tere Hath Pe Rach Jaon Rango Ki Tarha,
Tu Mera Naam Hathon Pe Kabhi Saja Kar To Daikh..

Mohabbat is liye bhi munfrid hai sab khelon se..

Mohabbat is liye bhi munfrid hai sab khelon se,
Jo haara phir nahin khela, jo jeeta usne tauba ki..

Bohat hujoom hai muhabbat ke shehar mein..

Bohat hujoom hai muhabbat ke shehar mein.
Aik baar jo bichar jaey dubara nahin milta..

Khuli aankhon mein sapna jhaankta hai..

Khuli aankhon mein sapna jhaankta hai,
Woh soya hai ke kuch kuch jaagta hai,

Tere chahat ke bheegey junglon mein,
Mera tan man mor ban kar nachta hai,

Mujhe har kefiyat mein kyon na samjhey,
Woh mere sab hawaaley jaanta hai,

Main uss ki dastrass main hoon magar woh,
Mujhe meri razaa se mangta hai,

Kissi ke dheyaan main dooba hua dil,
Bahaaney se mujhe bhi taalta hai,

Sarrak ko chorr kar chalna parega,
Ke mere ghar ka kacchaa rasta hai..

Kitne Percent Log Samajte Hai Ki

Salman Khan: "Kitne Percent Log Samajte Hai Ki Meri Aur Katrina Ki Shaadi Hogi?" . . . . . . . . Baba Ji: "Sirf 10%" . . . . . Salman: "Just 10% Why?" Baba Ji: "Kyuki 90% Log Khud Katrina Se Shaadi Karna Chahte Hai"

Pappu kuch dair sochne ke baad

Teacher : wo kaun hai jo aasman me urti hai par bachche zameen par deti hai ? . . . . . . . . . Pappu kuch dair sochne ke baad…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Hostess :D :D

Brother is a small angel?

Son: mom, u lied to me. :( . Mom: when my son? :/ . Son: u said that my younger brother is a small angel? :> . Mom: yes, he is :) . Son: so why he did’nt fly when i threw him from our belcony….? . Mom:Tera baira gharak ho jaye khoteya kithy sutaya [...]

Real Friends Dont get offended

Real Friends Dont get offended when you insult them,, They Smile and call you something more offensive,, :D :D :P 3:)

Please turn your phones off for class too

Dear teachers, Please turn your phones off for class too,,, Sincerely, get a mini heart attack every time it goes off and I think it’s mine,, :P

Why am I still single?

Me: “Why am I still single?” Brain: “You’re weird as shit.” Body: “And you’re fat.” Face: “Plus you’re ugly.” Food: “But I’m here for you.”

1 Gaari k 2 paiye hain

Suna hy. . . Miyaan aur Bevi 1 Gaari k 2 paiye hain…!!! , , , , , , , Koi meri AMMI se pochay, Mjse kab tak One wheeling karwani hay??? :D :D :D Dedicated to my all unmaried Friendzzz…

Iska Future Tense Banao

Teacher:”MAINE KAL SUBAH EK LADKI DEKHI.” Iska Future Tense Banao. . . . . . . . . . . Student: Hum kal Tak Wo Fassa Lenge :pp :DDD

Never understood the logic

Never understood the logic behind hiding the groom’s shoes for money. . . . . .. If you hide his bedroom keys that night, you will earn lac..!! :P

Once you start to speak

“Once you start to speak, people will yell at you. They will interrupt you, put you down and suggest it's personal. And the world won't end. And the speaking will get easier and easier. And you will find you have fallen in love with your own vision, which you may never have realized you had. [...]

* DiL karta hai k Lipat jaon ROOH ban kar Tere Jisam se…..

* K jab Tum se Juda hon to Teri JAAN hi Nikal jaye.

Santa 100 k note par likha number dial kar raha tha

Santa 100 k note par likha number dial kar raha tha..
Banta.. Ye tu kya kar raha hai..???
Santa .. Dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye.. Par unka mobile kiske paas hai…..

He tried to do it

Why was sardar arrested in a political rally ?
Bcoz he saw a journalist girl with a badge on her chest written
” PRESS ”
He tried to do it.

Cute Merry Christmas CAT

Cute Merry Christmas CAT

Cute Christmas CAT 2013

Hit *LIKE* for this Cutiee

Cute Merry Christmas CAT

Cute Merry Christmas CAT

Cute Christmas CAT 2013

Hit *LIKE* for this Cutiee

Facebook Merry Christmas Status update

Christmas is the time to touch every heart with love and care.
Christmas is the time to receive and send blessings.
It is the time to breathe the magic in the air.
Wishing you a very Merry Christmas.

Blessed and Happy Christmas

A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope and love.
A blessed Christmas
and Happy Christmas

Facebook Merry Christmas Status update

Christmas is the time to touch every heart with love and care.
Christmas is the time to receive and send blessings.
It is the time to breathe the magic in the air.
Wishing you a very Merry Christmas.

Shabb ki tanhai mein gungunaati rahin..

Shabb ki tanhai mein gungunaati rahin,
Beeti batain mujhe yaad aati rahin..

Cute Merry Christmas CAT

Cute Merry Christmas CAT

Cute Christmas CAT 2013

Hit *LIKE* for this Cutiee

Facebook Merry Christmas Status update

Christmas is the time to touch every heart with love and care.
Christmas is the time to receive and send blessings.
It is the time to breathe the magic in the air.
Wishing you a very Merry Christmas.

Blessed and Happy Christmas

A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope and love.
A blessed Christmas
and Happy Christmas

Blessed and Happy Christmas

A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope and love.
A blessed Christmas
and Happy Christmas

Merry Christmas wishes new

Faith Makes All Things Possible,
Hope Makes All Things Work,
Love Makes All Things Beautiful,
May You Have All The Three For This Christmas.
Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas wishes new

Faith Makes All Things Possible,
Hope Makes All Things Work,
Love Makes All Things Beautiful,
May You Have All The Three For This Christmas.
Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas wishes new

Faith Makes All Things Possible,
Hope Makes All Things Work,
Love Makes All Things Beautiful,
May You Have All The Three For This Christmas.
Merry Christmas.

Shabb ki tanhai mein gungunaati rahin..

Shabb ki tanhai mein gungunaati rahin,
Beeti batain mujhe yaad aati rahin..

Shabb ki tanhai mein gungunaati rahin..

Shabb ki tanhai mein gungunaati rahin,
Beeti batain mujhe yaad aati rahin..

Happy New Year SMS in Advance

Kabhi hasati hai to kabhi rulati hai
ye zindgi bhi na jaane kitne rang dekhati hai
haste hai to bhi ankhon mein nami aa jaati hai
na jaane ye kaisi yaadein hai jo dil mein bas jaati hai
dua karte hai is naye saal k avsar per
mere doston k labon per sada muskaan rahe
kyoki unki her muskurahat hamin khushi de jaati hai.
Happy New Year in Advance.!

‘Sms karna tere bas ki baat Nahi

'Sms karna tere bas ki baat Nahi
.
AY DOST
.
Sardiyan a gae hain
.
Rola pa k andy waichya kar

"('-') O
) (garma
_/ _ garm
andyyyyyy.'

May Allah Bless You With Success

May Allah Bless You With

Success And Prosperity

Have A Very Happy

Quaid-E-Azam Day

Lets welcome the year

Lets welcome the year
which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blessful New year.
Merry X-mas

1 sardar ne jaali note banaya

1 sardar ne jaali note banaya
OR
Quaid-e azam kiTopi bhool gaya.

Dukandar bola:
Iski to topi nahi hy?

sardar:Ye Qauid-e-Azam ki Garmiyon ki tasver hai.'

I wish you a life filled with love and care,

I wish you a life filled with love and care,

as you filled mine with yours.

I thank you for your support,

strength and faith.

This Christmas,

I promise you love,

passion and togetherness for the rest of my life.

Merry Christmas.

“khushi ki parchhaiya ka naam ha zindgi ,

"khushi ki parchhaiya ka naam ha zindgi ,
Ghamo ki gahhriyo ka naam ha zindgi ,
Ek pyaara sa yaar hai humara ,
Usi ki pyari si hassi ka naam hai zindgi ,
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

Funny New Year

Royat-e-Hilal Committe K Mutabiq Naye
Saal Ka Chand Nazar Nhi Aaya..

Isliye Mulk Bhar Mein Naya Saal
2nd January Ko Manaya Jaega.. :->

Kia Hoga Is Mulk Ka ;-|

HapPy NeW yEar

Sad Love SMS in Hindi

Kaise kahe ki aap kitni khubsurat hai,
Kaise kahe ki hum aap pe marte hai,
Ye to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,
Ki hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai..

Update status In Facebook

Facebook Saves Life..!! A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide..!! :O Train was Coming Closer and He Suddenly came out of the track and Said, . . . Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook That I m Gonna Die..!!”

Muhabbat Ka Shoq Nahi

Suna Ha Muhabbat Ka Shoq Nahi Tumhein. Magar Barbad Tum Kamaal Kartey Ho.!

10 Lakh ke Car me

Son 2 dad: Car ki chabhi do college me function hai . . Dad: Car..?? . . Son : 10 Lakh ki car me jaunga to rob padega. . . . . Dad : Ye le 10 RS. 48 Lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob padega… !! Daddy rocks beta shockd

Aftaab ho jaise waisa hoon mein..

Aftaab* ho jaise waisa hoon mein,
Shaam abhi ayi na thi dooba hoon mein..

(aftaab;moon)

Meri Khamooshion Ka Raaz Mujhe Nahi Maloom..

Meri Khamooshion Ka Raaz Mujhe Khud Nahi Maloom,
Najanay Kyun Loog Mujhe Maghroor Samajhtay Hain..

Shabb ki tanhai mein gungunaati rahin..

Shabb ki tanhai mein gungunaati rahin,
Beeti batain mujhe yaad aati rahin..

Mohabbat ke samandar mein, Utarney se zara pehley..

Mohabbat ke samandar mein,
Utarney se zara pehley,
Tumhein yeh sochna hoga,
Mohabbat aik sehraa hai,

Jahaan paaon barhaaney se,
Qadam chup chaap jaltey hain,
Mohabbat aesi dunya hai,
Ke is main jis taraf jayen,
Koi rasta nahin milta,
Mohabbat aankh ka aansu,

Yeh palkon per chamakti hai,
Mohabbat aag jesi hai,
Yeh seeno’n mein sulagti hai,
Mohabbat phool jesi hai,

Judaa ho shaakh se jab yeh,
Bikharti toot jati hai,
Mohabbat ki fizaaon mein,
Mohabbat ki hawaaon mein,
Hamesha dard milta hai,

Mohabbat ke samandar mein,
Utarney se zara pehle,
Tumhe yeh sochna ho ga..

Awesome Must Read :D

Awesome Must Read
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Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho
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Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki
khadi hai.
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Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha.
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. Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte..
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“I HATE YOU”
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Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi,
bas ladki zara tez nikali.
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“Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere
doston”
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Boy: Jaise tumari marzi, but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga……??
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Girl: Lo! Ab main apne jaanu ke
saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa……..?? :p
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Ladki ne ring box main dekha.
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Girl: Ye to khaali hai…
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Boy: Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar karti to kabhi verify
nahi karti ke is me ring hai ke nahi….??”
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I HATE YOU”
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Moral: Ladki Jitni Tez Hoti Hai Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai.

Jitna gham tha tamaam baaqi hai..

Jitna gham tha tamaam baaqi hai,
Din to guzraa hai shaam baaqi hai..

Sad Love SMS in Hindi

Kaise kahe ki aap kitni khubsurat hai,
Kaise kahe ki hum aap pe marte hai,
Ye to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,
Ki hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai..

Aftaab ho jaise waisa hoon mein..

Aftaab* ho jaise waisa hoon mein,
Shaam abhi ayi na thi dooba hoon mein..

(aftaab;moon)

Trur friendship

Trur friendship is like a preety flower,
Worn close to the heart…..
Never gets witherd by age but….
Gets more beautiful with time …

There u r

() "'*()
(….'o'.)
Hmm…..

() "'* ()
(.'o’….)
Whr R U?

()*"' ()
(……..)
whr?

() ""*()
(.'o-…).")
Ah..! There u r…

just wnt 2 wish
Merry X’mas nd Hppy Nw year !

Where do you live

Police: Where do you live?
KID: With my parents
Police: Where does your parents live?
KID: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
KID: Together
Police: Where is your house?
KID: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
KID: If I tell you, you wont believe me

Police: Tell me
KID: Next to my house xP

Wo Aaj Be Sardi Me Mar Rahi Hay,

Wo Aaj Be Sardi Me Mar Rahi Hay,

Kisi Ne Aik Bar Usy Kaha Tha,
Tum Sweter K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho

A Flower Cannot Blossom

A Flower Cannot Blossom
Without Sunshine,
And Man Cannot Live Without Love.

“Kese Guzarti Hai

“Kese Guzarti Hai
Meri Har Ik Sham Tere Bghair”
“Agr Tu Dekh Le To
Kabi Tanha Na Chor Muje.

Awesomest~

Awesomest~
No Matter How Many Gorgeous
Faces U Set Your Eyes Upon,
If You Already Set Your Heart
For Someone You Wil Hardly Notice Anyone..!!

You’Re The Winter Sun,

You’Re The Winter Sun,
You’Re The Summer Breeze,
On A December Rose,
You’re A Drop Of Dew,
After Cloudy Nights,
Of Good Morning Shimmer,
You’re The First Ray,
You’re The First Ray…
Good Morning,…

Before The Church Bells Ring.

Before The Church Bells Ring.
Before The Cakes & Wine Are Served.
Before The Holy Star Appears.
Before Networks Get Jammed
Let Me Wish You A

Merry X’mas..

Raat Hoti Hai Har Shaam K Baad,

Raat Hoti Hai Har Shaam K Baad,
Teri Yaad Aati Hai Har Baat K Baad,
Hamne Khamoos Reh Kar Bhi Dekha Hai,
Teri Awaaz Aati Hai Meri Har Saans K Baad.

Zindgi Raaz H To Raaz Rehne Do,

Zindgi Raaz H To Raaz Rehne Do,
Agar H Koi Aitraaz To Aitraaz Rehne Do,
Pr Agar Apka Dil Kahe Hume Yaad Karne Ko,
To Dil Ko Ye Mat Kehna Ki Aaj Rehne Do.

Love Is Like A Stapler Pin:

Love Is Like A Stapler Pin:
Its Easy 2 Attach But
Hard 2 Detach N D Worst Is
When Finaly U R Able 2 Detach
It Still Leaves D Paper Damaged.

ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko

Girl:
ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no:
don gi

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Boy:
Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga,

Numbr vmbr rehne do,

Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji:)

Uffff “Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai “

Man will you marry me

Man: Marry me? Woman: Do you have a flat? Man: No Woman: Do you have a camry car? Man: No Woman: How much is your salary? Man: No salary but Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Leave please. Man: (talks to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 [...]

Tumhari Baatein Karna

Kabhi Tumhara Naam Lena, Kabhi Tumhari Baatein Karna Mera Zoq Tumhari Chahat Or Mera Shoaq Tum Pe He Marna.

Parda Nasheen Hain

Aatay hain khuwabon main khayalon main musalsal Phir hum se yeh kehtay hain k hum parda nasheen hain.

Meri Aankhon Ko Soojhta Hee Nahi

Meri Aankhon Ko Soojhta Hee Nahi
Ya Muqaddar Mein Raasta Hee Nahi

Wo Bharay Sheher Mein Kisi Se Bhi
Mere Baaray Mein Poochta Hee Nahi

Phir Wohi Shaam Hai Wohi Ham Hain
Haan Magar Dil Mein Honsla Hee Nahi

Ham Chalay Os Ki Bazm Se Uth Kar
Aur Wo Hai Ke Rokta Hee Nahi

Dil Jo Ek Dost Tha Magar Wo Bhi
Chup Ka Pathar Hai Bolta Hee Nahi

Mein Tou Os Ki Talaash Mein Guum Hun
Wo Kubhi Mujh Ko Dhoondta Hee Nahi

Wo Merey Pao.n Ko Choney Jhuka Tha Jis Lamhey

Jagaa Sakey Na Terey Lub, Lakeer Aisi Thi
Humarey Bakht Ki Raikha Bhi Meer Aisi Thi

Ye Haath Chomey Gai, Phir Bhi Be-Gulaab Rahey
Jo Rutt Bhi Aai Khizaa.n K Safeer Aisi Thi

Wo Merey Pao.n Ko Choney Jhuka Tha Jis Lamhey
Jo Mangta Usey Deti Ameer Aisi Thi

Shahadatain Merey Huq Main Tamam Jaati Thee.n
Magar Khamosh They Munsif, Nazeer Aisi Thi

Kutar K Jaal Bhi Sayyad Ki Raza Ke Baghair
Tamaam Um’r Na Urti Aseer Aisi Thi

Phir Us Ke Baad Na Dekhey Visaal Ke Mausam
Judaiyo.n Ki Ghari Chashm Geer Aisi Thi

Bas Ik Nigah Mujhe Dekhta, Chala Jata
Us Aadmi Ki Mohabbat Faqeer Aisi thi

Rida K Saath Luterey Ko Zaad-e Raah Diya
Teri Firagh Dili Merey Veer Aisi Thi

Kabhi Na Chahney Walo.n Ka Khoo.n Baha Manga
Nigaar-e-Sheher-e-Sukhan Be-Zameer Aisi Thi

Jitna gham tha tamaam baaqi hai..

Jitna gham tha tamaam baaqi hai,
Din to guzraa hai shaam baaqi hai..

Was it U or a Dream?

Yesterday I saw in my dream… In which I saw U on my cycle… Getting jealous whenever Im talking 2 or about my Ex-Gf… Ur frndz were d Detectives standing on every corner of the streets keeping their EYE on ME!!! In my dream I Kissed U & When I my Eyes Opened in the [...]

Dear Americans!

Dear Americans, Whenever some of you feel disturbed, depressed and lonely; please don’t use your bullets to kill little children. Please come over to India, we have enough rapists, sadists and molesters to be killed. And we have no guns and guts to kill them!!

Relationship is like a book

Relationship is like a book , it may take few seconds to burn but years to write.Write it carefully and Never let it burn.

Actually, Everyone is so Mean

Mom called me and said she is coming tomorrow. Her train will reach by morning 4:00 o’clock. Wife: What !!! She came just 4 months back only, right? Why is she coming now again..? Tomorrow is Sunday. I thought of getting up late but your mom had to come on a Sunday itself and that [...]

Janu kaash aap msg hote

WIFE: Janu kaash aap msg hote, main apko save karti, jab chahe padhti. HUSBAND:- Kanjus ki kanjus hi rahogi…, save hi karogi, apni kisi saheli ko forward nahi karogi:p

Janu kaash aap msg hote

WIFE: Janu kaash aap msg hote, main apko save karti, jab chahe padhti. HUSBAND:- Kanjus ki kanjus hi rahogi…, save hi karogi, apni kisi saheli ko forward nahi karogi:p

Yeh Shehar Uqabon K Hain Sambhal Ke Chalna

Yeh Shehar Uqabon K Hain Sambhal Ke Chalna,,.. Log Seenay Sey Laga Kar dil Hi Nikal Letay Hain

Was it U or a Dream?

Yesterday I saw in my dream… In which I saw U on my cycle… Getting jealous whenever Im talking 2 or about my Ex-Gf… Ur frndz were d Detectives standing on every corner of the streets keeping their EYE on ME!!! In my dream I Kissed U & When I my Eyes Opened in the [...]

Zakhm Gehra Hi Sahi Zakhm Hai Bhar Jayega

Log Dete Rahe Kya Kya Na Dilaase Mujhko ! Zakhm Gehra Hi Sahi Zakhm Hai Bhar Jayega !!

Why You Asians r in differnt colors?

Faddu Rply British :- Why You Asians r in differnt colors? Look We r All White! . . . . . . . PAPPU :- Horses r In Different Colors, But Donkeys r All The Same..:D :P

Zakhm Gehra Hi Sahi Zakhm Hai Bhar Jayega

Log Dete Rahe Kya Kya Na Dilaase Mujhko ! Zakhm Gehra Hi Sahi Zakhm Hai Bhar Jayega !!

Dear Americans!

Dear Americans, Whenever some of you feel disturbed, depressed and lonely; please don’t use your bullets to kill little children. Please come over to India, we have enough rapists, sadists and molesters to be killed. And we have no guns and guts to kill them!!

Difference between Dabangg 1 and Dabangg 2

Spot the difference: 1. Dabangg: Opening sequence: Warehouse action scene. Dabangg 2: Opening sequence: Warehouse action scene. 2. Dabangg: Chulbul Pandey introduces himself ( Hud hud dabangg ). Dabangg 2: Chulbul Pandey introduces himself ( Hud hud dabangg ). 3. Dabangg: Intro song, one dance number, two romantic songs, one item number. Dabangg 2: Intro [...]

Difference between Dabangg 1 and Dabangg 2

Spot the difference: 1. Dabangg: Opening sequence: Warehouse action scene. Dabangg 2: Opening sequence: Warehouse action scene. 2. Dabangg: Chulbul Pandey introduces himself ( Hud hud dabangg ). Dabangg 2: Chulbul Pandey introduces himself ( Hud hud dabangg ). 3. Dabangg: Intro song, one dance number, two romantic songs, one item number. Dabangg 2: Intro [...]

Aaj Dosti se bharosa uth gya mera

Sub bakwaas hai :( Aaj Dosti se bharosa uth gya mera. Aaj Apne Hi Dost Ne tution class Me Keh Diya . . . . . . . . “PADHNE DE YAAR”

Aaj Dosti se bharosa uth gya mera

Sub bakwaas hai :( Aaj Dosti se bharosa uth gya mera. Aaj Apne Hi Dost Ne tution class Me Keh Diya . . . . . . . . “PADHNE DE YAAR”

Relationship is like a book

Relationship is like a book , it may take few seconds to burn but years to write.Write it carefully and Never let it burn.

Zindgi Aakhir ZINDGI hai Yaar ENJOY KIJIYE

Zindgi ek Gift hai KABUL Kijiye,
Zindgi ek Ehsas hai MAHESUS Kijiye
Zindgi ek Milan haiPYAR Kijiye
Zindgi Aakhir ZINDGI hai Yaar ENJOY KIJIYE

Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon

Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon
Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye
Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon

Light chali gayi to automatic off ho jayega

Santa: Ye TV kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 1lakh Rs
Santa: Y anything special?
Sal: Light chali gayi to automatic off ho jayega.
San: Oh, Pack it.

Chupa Lu Is Tarah Tuje Apni Baho Me

Chupa Lu Is Tarah Tuje Apni Baho Me
Ki Hawa Bhi Guzarne Ki Izazat Mange
Ae Jaan Ho Jau Itni Madhosh Tere PyarMe
Ki Hosh Bi Aane Ki Izazat Mange

Aaj tafseel nahi bas itna suno..

Aaj tafseel nahi bas itna suno,
Bohat aaj yaad aa rahe ho tum..

Us ko bhi bachaana hai khud ko bhi bachana hai..

Us ko bhi bachaana hai khud ko bhi bachana hai,
Ik simt hai zaat apni ik simt zamana hai,

Hum se na koi uljhey hum log hain deewaney,
Aandhi se humain zid hai ik deep jalana hai,

Hum dono ko baanta hai daryaa ke kinaron ne,
Iss simt bhi rehna hai us paar bhi jaana hai,

Yeh ishq to fitrat hai kese ho judaa mujhse,
Yeh rog hai matti ka aur sadiyon purana hai,

Basti hi chupa li phir us shakhs ne hathon mein,
Itna jo kaha mene ik sheher basaana hai,

Ik aankh hai sehraa to ik aankh samahdar hai,
Kya janiye is dil main kis kis ko samaana hai,

Kehne ko bohat kuch hai aye Saad magar hum ne,
Ik vaada nibhaana hai ik dard chupaana hai..

Saad Ullah Shah

Wo Merey Pao.n Ko Choney Jhuka Tha Jis Lamhey

Jagaa Sakey Na Terey Lub, Lakeer Aisi Thi
Humarey Bakht Ki Raikha Bhi Meer Aisi Thi

Ye Haath Chomey Gai, Phir Bhi Be-Gulaab Rahey
Jo Rutt Bhi Aai Khizaa.n K Safeer Aisi Thi

Wo Merey Pao.n Ko Choney Jhuka Tha Jis Lamhey
Jo Mangta Usey Deti Ameer Aisi Thi

Shahadatain Merey Huq Main Tamam Jaati Thee.n
Magar Khamosh They Munsif, Nazeer Aisi Thi

Kutar K Jaal Bhi Sayyad Ki Raza Ke Baghair
Tamaam Um’r Na Urti Aseer Aisi Thi

Phir Us Ke Baad Na Dekhey Visaal Ke Mausam
Judaiyo.n Ki Ghari Chashm Geer Aisi Thi

Bas Ik Nigah Mujhe Dekhta, Chala Jata
Us Aadmi Ki Mohabbat Faqeer Aisi thi

Rida K Saath Luterey Ko Zaad-e Raah Diya
Teri Firagh Dili Merey Veer Aisi Thi

Kabhi Na Chahney Walo.n Ka Khoo.n Baha Manga
Nigaar-e-Sheher-e-Sukhan Be-Zameer Aisi Thi

How should i tell you that

♥ How should i tell you that why i am loving you o beloved, i am not able to tell youthe talks of my heart , my eyes are explaining to you , you didn’t know it, you are not knowing even after meeting we didn’t meet with you don’t know why there is distance of miles…. ♥

njan ninne orupadu snahikkunnu

njan ninne orupadu snahikkunnu

neeyanente ellam

ninakku vanidiyanu njan jeevikkunnathu thanne

neeyillatha jeevithathepatti enike aalojikkan vayya

njan ninne athramathram ishtappedunnu………i love to mony…..

C.L.I.C.K

C.L.I.C.K
C- Cant live without u
L- Love u
I- I miss u
C- Care for u
K- Kyunki u r a sweet friend of mine.

Uss nei bhula diya to

Uss ny bhula diya tu shikwa na kar,
“”

Yaroon ko bary ikhtiyar hoa krty hain…!!

2012 khatam honey mein

”*”*”*”*”*”*”*”*”*
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Khatm Hone Me kuch hi dIN Baki Hay
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Maafi Mang Lo aj mera mood acha ha

Yun Tou Har Rang Ka Mausam

Yun Tou Har Rang Ka Mausam Mujh

Se Waqif Hy Magar

Raat ki Tanhai Mujhy Kuch Alag Hi

Janti Hy
♥

Pyar Tha Mohabbat Thi

Pyar Tha, Mohabbat Thi, Ishq Tha,

Adaa Thi

Agar Wafa Bhi Hoti To Qayamat Tha

Wo Shakhs…

Main nei is titli se pocha

.-. (‘.’) .-.
“–.’:<)(>:’. –”
“-..-ll-..-”
Me ne is titli se pocha tu kahan jana chahti ha,

kehne lgi kisi phool k pas.

Bas phir Me ne isy
Ap k pas bhej dia..

Wapis aa k boli Gulaab ka phool soty hoye bohat pyara

lag raha tha par me ne Usey jaga diya aur kaha.

ASLAM O ALAIKUM

.GooD MorninG.

Tarq’e-taaluk ki wajha

Tarq’e-taaluk ki wajha kuch to
bataty jaatay…..

Ab kahan kahan main khud me buraai
dundun…

خلاق اچها هونا اللـــه سے

اخلاق اچها هونا اللـــه سے محبت كی دليل هے،

دل كا سكـــون چاهتےهو تو حسدسےدور رهو،

مصيـــبت كی شكايـــت مت كرو اس سے اللـــه ناراض اور دشمن خوش هو تاهے،
خـــوش رهنا چاهتےھو تو دوسروںكو خوش ركهو،
ايــمان ايسا بــادل هے جس سے رحـــمت برستی هے،

*~^صبح بخیر^~*

Gift Of Five Hadees

‘* ‘Gift Of Five Hadees’ *’

1:ALLAH ki zaat pr Bharosa krne wala kbi Nakam nai hota..

2:Ksi ka Raz Talash mat kro ager malom ho jae To phelao Nai..

3:Koi b Musibat prne pr Mout ki Tamana na kro..

4:Insan k sab se bare Dushman uske Bure Dost Hain..

5:Kisi ko khush karna Naiki hai..

PATHAN Naqli Note Lekar

PATHAN Naqli Note Lekar
Shop Pr Surf Lene Gaya,

SHOP KEEPER:
Is Mein Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Nahi Hai

PATHAN:
Topi Meili Pari Hai
Usi K Liye To Surf Lene Aya Hon.

New Year Sms In Hindi

Naye Saal Mein Aap Humesha Muskurate Raho,
Har Khushi Ko Aap Yu Hi Gale Se Lagate Raho,
Bite Huye Pal Kabhi Laut Ke Aayenge Nahi Shona,
Mithi Yaado Ke Saath Pichhle Saal Ko Bhulate Raho…

Students ka sufiana kalam

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam

If one night you wake up and a big fat

If one night you wake up and a big fat

male is trying to put you in a sack please

don't be afraid because i told santa all i

want for christmas is you. .

Subhan Allah Jumma Mubarak

1- Jumma Ke Din Jahanum Ki Aag Nahi Jalai Jati

2- Jumma Ki Raat Dozakh K Darwaze Nahi Khulte

3- Jumma Ke Din Marny Waly Khush Naseb Muslim Ko
Shaheed Ka Rotba Diya Jata Hai

4- Jumma Ke Din Agar Haj Ho To Uska Sawab 70 Haj
K Barabar Hota Hai

5- Jumma Ke Din ki gai 1 Naiki Ka Sawab 70 Naikyon
K Barabar Hai

6- Jumma K Din Prophet Mohammad (SAWW) Khud Apne
Mubarak Kano Say Durood Pak Sunty Hain.

Subhan Allah
Jumma Mubarak

Dil Paak Nahi To Paak Ho Sakta Nahi Insaan

Dil Paak Nahi To Paak Ho Sakta Nahi Insaan.

Warna Iblees ko B Atay Thay Wuzoo k Faraiz Bohat.

Subah Bakhair
And
Jumma Mubarik.

Dard Hai Dil Me

Dard Hai Dil Me Par Iska Ehsas Nahi Hota, Rota Hy Dil Jab Wo Pas Nahi Hota, Barbad Ho Gaye Hum Un k Pyar Mein, Or Wo Kehte Hain Is Tarah Pyar Nahi Hota.

New Point for Start business

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: Father in law

Koi Kasur Ni Chora

Baat muqadar pay aa k reh gai warna Koi kasar tu na chora tha usy chahny py hum ny

Tanhayi Se Ghabra Ker

Jab Bhi Tanhayi Se Ghabra Ker Simat Jaate Hain Hum Teri Yaad Ke Daman Se Lipat Jaate Hain.

Sher kehna nahin asaan ghazal ka..

Sher kehna nahin asaan ghazal ka Nasir,
Ishq jab shola’nawaa ho to ghazal hoti hai..

Aaj tafseel nahi bas itna suno..

Aaj tafseel nahi bas itna suno,
Bohat aaj yaad aa rahe ho tum..

Tum se bicharr kar pehron sochtaa rehtaa hoon..

Tum se bicharr kar pehron sochtaa rehtaa hoon,
Ab mein kyon aur kis ki khatir zindaa hoon..

Us ko bhi bachaana hai khud ko bhi bachana hai..

Us ko bhi bachaana hai khud ko bhi bachana hai,
Ik simt hai zaat apni ik simt zamana hai,

Hum se na koi uljhey hum log hain deewaney,
Aandhi se humain zid hai ik deep jalana hai,

Hum dono ko baanta hai daryaa ke kinaron ne,
Iss simt bhi rehna hai us paar bhi jaana hai,

Yeh ishq to fitrat hai kese ho judaa mujhse,
Yeh rog hai matti ka aur sadiyon purana hai,

Basti hi chupa li phir us shakhs ne hathon mein,
Itna jo kaha mene ik sheher basaana hai,

Ik aankh hai sehraa to ik aankh samahdar hai,
Kya janiye is dil main kis kis ko samaana hai,

Kehne ko bohat kuch hai aye Saad magar hum ne,
Ik vaada nibhaana hai ik dard chupaana hai..

Saad Ullah Shah

Baat muqaddar par aa kar ruki hai warna..

Baat muqaddar par aa kar ruki hai warna,
Koi kasar to na chori thi tujhe chahney mein..

Christmas is love…

Christmas is love…
Christmas is dedication…
Christmas is happiness…
Wishing you and your family
A happy Christmas with a bunch of love
And prayers

Just A LOVING HEART….

No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
“HAPPY X’MAS”

Christmas gift ideas / suggestions:

Christmas gift ideas / suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

Bells are ringing

Bells are ringing
the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes
send my most sincere blessings
to you merry christmas.

Faith makes all things possible,……

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Behind every Rapist

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I think we misunderstood the Mayans

I think we misunderstood the Mayans. What they really meant was that humanity and not the human race will end by 21.12.12 …we are there!! :(

Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai?

Tchr-Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai? . . . . . . . . . . Boy – Q ki Puch Me Itni Taakat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake!! . . Sidhi Baat No Bakvas.. Clear hai!! ;-)

Smile to solve the problems

Successful People always have two things on there lips, Silence & Smile. . Smile to solve the problems.. & Silence to avoid the problems

Alway Be Sensitive About People’s Feelings

Alway Be Sensitive About People’s Feelings… Because Sometime Tears means Happiness, And smile means Pain

A Story of a Bride and Groom

A Heart Touching Story…. The bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to thefather by the bride. The father could feel the suspensein the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced “Ladies [...]

Warna Wo Toh Mujhey Taqdeer Kaha Karti Thi

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Man outside phone booth

Man outside phone booth : Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven’t spoken a word.. Man inside – Sir . . . . . . I’m talking to my wife :D =D =))

Life is not qualified by the branded clothes

Life is not qualified by the branded clothes or your fluency of english, It’s measured by the number of faces who smile when they hear your name.!!

Don’t be a woman who needs a man

Don’t be a woman who needs a man Be the woman a man needs Because every woman is worth fighting for But not every man is worth you !

We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world

Its amazing but true! .”We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”

The world’s happiest friends never have same nature

A very nice thought :
“The world’s happiest friends never have same nature..
They just have d best understanding of their differences….”

Seconds of introduction

Seconds of introduction
Minutes of discussion
Hours of attraction
Days of construction
Years of relation
Is
“FRIENDSHIP”
So maintain it life long…