I hope dat u finally undrstand,
dat I will luv u until d end,
bcoz ur not just my girl,
u r also my best frnd!
Friday, 8 February 2013
I hope dat u finally undrstand,
Hamarey haal pe kis ki nawazishen hon gi..
Hamarey haal pe kis ki nawazishen hon gi,
Khayal o khawb ki be’faiz dastiken hon gi,
Tumhare husn ke charchey har ik zubaan par hain,
Tumhari zaat se kis ko shikayten hon gi,
Tumhare sheher ke munsif hain lootney waley,
Tumhare sheher ki yeh bhi riwaayete’n hon gi,
Hasool-e-adal ki khaatir chale to ho lekin,
Qadam qadam pe lakhon rukaawte’n hon gi,
Jahan milain na tahafuz kisi ki izat ko,
Wohi to ghair’yakeeni hakoomtain hon gi,
Challak gaye peyaaleyy hamari ankhon ke,
Tumhari aankh ki saari karaamtain hon gi,
Nisaab-e-ishq mein shaamil karain ge,
Tumhare husn ki jitni wazaahtain hon gi,
Uthaa rahe hain jo Farooq maikadey se mujhe,
Kisi ko zeher pilaaney ki saazishen hon gi..
Farooq Rokhri
I love bringing roses to
I love bringing roses to a woman
when she least expects it.
Author:(Esai Morales)
The last time
The last time
I saw him he was walking down lover’s
lane holding his own hand.
Author:(Fred Allen)
I’d kiss a frog even
I’d kiss a frog even if there was no promise of
a Prince Charming popping out of it.
I love frogs.
Author:(Cameron Diaz)
Husbands are like fires
Husbands are like fires-
they go out when they’re left unattended.
Author:(Cher)
The morning always has a way
"The morning always has a way of
creeping up on me
And peeking in my bedroom windows.
The sunrise is such a pervert."
Author:(Jarod Kintz)
“Morning is an important
"Morning is an important time of day,
because how you spend your morning
can often tell you what kind of day
you are going to have."
Author:(Lemony Snicket)
Pyari C Sweet C Neend K Baad,
Pyari C Sweet C Neend K Baad,
Raat K Kch Haseen Lamhon K Baad,
Subah K Kuch Naye Sapno K Saath,
Duniya Me Kuch Apno K Sath,
Aap Ko Pyara Sa
GØØD MØRNING
Good morning sms for Girlfriend
Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane se,
phool khilte hai aapki aahat se,
Har subah hoti hai apke MUSKURANE se.
Good morning……..
Namaskar!
Namaskar!
Jago BALak!!
Suryoday ho chuka hai,
nitya karm se nivirt hoke..
Pavitra snaan purn karke,
mitro ko sandesh beje,
thoda alpahar kr le.
koi valentine card hy jis pe likha ho
Boy in shop :
Sir!
koi valentine card hy jis pe likha ho
“Tum hi mera pehla or akhri pyar
ho” ??
Dukandar: Han ji hay..
Boy:
o.k
12 de do :
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna…
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna…
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna…
Happy Valentine Day!
Mushkilen dil k irade aazmayen gi
Mushkilen dil k irade aazmayen gi
Nigahon se khuwabon k parde hataye gi
Gir kar kabhi himat na harna
Yehi thokren tumhain zindagi main chalna sikhayen gi
Hi smarty
Hi smarty,,,
karan johar producing a new film and is looking for new talent
I”ve suggested ur name..
FILM NAME–
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SHAKAL HO NAA HO!!:D
Azmat k 4 Minaron k 4 Azeem Aqwal
Azmat k 4 Minaron k 4 Azeem Aqwal:
Insan Khud Azeem Nhi Hota Bal'K UsKa Kirdar Azeem Hota He,
Hazrat Abu Bakar Siddiq R.Z
Ghuse Ki Halat Men Insaf Krna Mushkil Hota he,
Hazrat Umer Farooq R.Z
Zindgi Ka Koi Maqsad Banalo Phir Apni Sari Taqat Us k Husool Pr Lagado Tum Zaror Kamyab Hojaoge,
Hazrat Usman Ghani R.Z
Jo Shakhs Tumhari Nigahon Se Tumhari Zarorat Ko Samjh Nhi Skta, Us se Kuch Mang Kr Khud Ko Shrminda Na Kro,
Hazrat Ali R.Z…
A peach is a peach
A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…
Apni Khusbo dosto ko
Aey phool apni khushbo mere Doston ko de dena… Suna hy… Sardiyon k mosam main woh nahaya ni Krtay. :O
Already disturbed
A line written on the back of T-shirt of a married lady . . . . Do not disturb, already disturbed
Happy propose day
1 ladka Dusre Ladke Se Tum Ne Meri Gf Ko Propose Kyo Kiya?? . Ladke Ne Mast Jawab Dia: . . . . . Jab Tak Ladki Kunwari Hai.. . Na Tumhari Hai.. Na Hamari Hai.. Bas Sarkari Hai..:p :O Happy propose day…;)
Har waqt nikal aatey ho kholey huye baal..
Ghar se har waqt nikal aatey ho kholey huye baal,
Kuch to shaam dekhi meri jaan, sawera dekho..
Har waqt nikal aatey ho kholey huye baal..
Ghar se har waqt nikal aatey ho kholey huye baal,
Kuch to shaam dekhi meri jaan, sawera dekho..
Even though u’re not feeling
Even though u’re not feeling ur best
With a little time, good care nd rest
It won’t be long until the happy day
When u’re feeling fine in every way.
jis ko Tum Chaaho Wo Mohabbat
jis ko Tum Chaaho Wo Mohabbat
jo tumhein Chaahe Us Ka Kya ? ? ?
jis ke Liye Tum Roye Wo Mohabbat
jo tumare Liye Roye Uska Kya ? ? ?
…
jis ke Liye Tum Tarpe Wo Mohabbat
jo tumhare Liye Tarpa Uska Kya? ? ?
jis ko Tumne Chaaha Wo Tumko Mile
aur Jis Ko Tum Na Mile Uska Kya ..? ?
Kainaat k sare rang
Kainaat k sare rang,
Rangon k sare Phool,
Phoolon ki sari Khushboo
Khushbu ki sare khushi.
Khushi k har lamhe,
or in lamhon se bharpoor,
Zindagi ki Dua sirf Ap k Naam.
GOOD M0RNING
As long as learning
As long as learning is linked with earning,
As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
We must take this examination system seriously.
Best of luck!
Cute little girl 2 shopkeeper-
Cute little girl 2 shopkeeper- Jab me badi ho jaungi aap Apne BETE Ki shaadi mujse karoge ?
Shopkeeper smiling – Haan Beta zarur kar dunga,
GIRL – To apni hone wali BAHU ko 1 DAIRYMILK do..!!!
Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std
Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? 
Superb comparison-
Superb comparison-
The Rain Falls
Because sky can no longer handle its heaviness.
Just like Tears,
It falls because Heart Can No Longer Handle Pain.. !
If u want success in life then:
If u want success in life then:
Be as sweet as honey,
Be as regular as clock ,
Be as fresh as rose,
Be as soft as tissue,
Be as strong as rock,
Be as sure as death and
Be as smart as me?!
Your Worst Behaviour
Your Worst Behaviour
Should Be Reserved For The Person Who Loves You The Most
Because Somehow,
No Matter What You Do..
That Person Will Still ‘n Always Accept You As You Are.. !
Good Decision comes from experience,
Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision… This is life… So don’t worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them.
1 Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
1 Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
Mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side ke Larke Se Bola-
Dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai
kyon na phir tujh sey milny ka
kyon na phir tujh sey milny ka
zakham ye sadiyon purana tar-o-taza kar lon
phir sey keh don usey ke tum meri aqeedat ho
phir sey guzra mohabaton ka eyada kar lon
sonp don ab yeh shokh tabiyat os ko
sochta hon ke khud ko is qadar saada kar lon
ya usey pa key bhula don dard-o-gham apny
ya us ke hijar ka gham aur bhi zayada kar lon
woh tu har kasam hans ke torr deta hai
phir naya kis tarah us sey koi waada kar lon..?
Romantic Lines of SMALL CHILD
Romantic Lines of SMALL CHILD
Me tume bhulne ki bahot kosis kalta hu,
pal kya kalu mummy loz BAADAM thila deti hai,
aul muje tumali yad fil aajati hai
Every morning u have two choices!
Every morning u have two choices!
Continue your sleep with Dreaming.
Or
Wake up and Chase your Dreams
Choice is yours!
Good Morning
Thursday, 7 February 2013
Imtihaan hai khudaya, ya azaab chal raha hai..
Imtihaan hai khudaya, ya azaab chal raha hai,
Amaal ki hai shaamit, ya hisaab chal raha hai,
Yeh hum’nasb luterey, sab mil beth ker khayen,
Ik dusrey ko pakrren to ehtesaab chal raha hai,
Munaafiq ho jo momin, to hai kufaar se bad’tar,
Safo’n mein hamari, Firaun ka nisaab chal raha hai,
Kehne ko yeh zamana, bohat hi bura hai,
Hamarey amaal sa hi kharaab chal raha hai,
Jitna barra hai mujrim, utna barra hai qayed,
Haqeeqat hai yeh siyaasat, yeh seraab chal raha hai..
Sazaa ke taur pe kaatna yeh zindagi apni..
Sazaa ke taur pe kaatna yeh zindagi apni,
Wafaa be’mol bhi miley to pyaar mat karnaa..
Chahton ki chandni thi hijar ka saya na tha..
Chahton ki chandni thi hijar ka saya na tha,
Tujh se hatt kar sochtey woh marhala aya na tha,
Arzoo thi be’niyaz lafz o maayini un dinon,
Ab woh naghmaa hai labon per jo kabhi gaya na tha,
Band they sab dareechey band hi rehne diye,
Thi anaa hi meri dushman, mera hamsaaya na tha,
Waqt hi me’meher tha, halaat hi be’faiz they,
Kon sa gham tha jo Mohsin hum ne apnaaya na tha..
Mohsin Bhopali
yes i admit…i still miss u A LIL BIT
yes i admit…i still miss u A LIL BIT….dont mind me……
i’ll get over it
learn to live……….
live to love another day….
YES I ADMIT I STILL MISS U A LIL BIT
With lots of love
Hey,
Me’s here……
With lots of love and cozy hugs….
No matter where you are!
Happy valentine day
In my world
In my world
The only thing that can replace the sun is ……..
. . .
U
I LOVE U
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY
I’m into all that sappy
I’m into all that sappy stuff-
a surprise picnic,
nice dinner,
or traveling.
I’m kind of an old romantic.
Author:(Will Estes)
I’ll love you, dear,
I’ll love you, dear,
I’ll love you till China
And Africa meet and the river jumps over
the mountain and the salmon sing in the street.
Author:(W. H. Auden)
‘My past says you met me
‘My past says you met me
My future says you will care for me
My present says you will understand me
But my heart says you will
Always Remember ME!
Happy Valentine Day!!!!’
‘On Valentine’s Day,
‘On Valentine's Day, we think of people
who have cheered and encouraged us,
who go out of their way
to be kind and caring,
who have enriched our lives
just by being themselves.
You are such a person.
I'm so happy you're my _____
Happy Valentine's Day!’
Your precious love
Your precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel like I'm walking but
my feet don't seem to touch the ground..!!’
A Prayer:
A Prayer:
To Bless Her Way,
A Wish:
To Lighten Her Moments &
A Text:
To Wish sister A Good Day
Salam Ye Humari Subha Savery
Salam Ye Humari Subha Savery Sms Srvce Hy,
Is Me Hum Sotey Huey Logo"n Ko Sms Kr
k Jagaty Hyn Aur Un k Jaag Jany k Baad
Hum Khud So Jaty Hyn Gud Morning ;->
1 Khushboo Gulab KE Saath Thori
1 Khushboo Gulab KE Saath Thori c
Hansi Mazak KE Saath
1 Yaad Mulaqat K Saath Nai Subha Suraj
Ki Pehli Kiran k Saath Hamesha
Khush Raho Meri Duao"n K Saath
~Good Morning~
The longest way must
"The longest way must have its close-the gloomiest
night will wear on to a morning."
Author:(Harriet Beecher Stowe)
Lutf ho mehsahar mein
ya Lutf Ho Mehshar Main, Shikwe Main Keye Jaao Woh Hans Kay Yeh Farmayen Dewana Hai Dewana
tum ko sham sataye
jis waqat tum ko sham sataye sard hawa dil na behlaye jis shab soo na pao tum becheingi kuch barh si jaye ankh zara si nam ho jaye jisam thora sa garam ho jaye samjhoo . . . tum ko bukhar hy 2 tablet PANADOL kha lena her waqat shero shairi nahi hoti Main kavya [...]
Achi lagti hai har ek baat..
Umar ek aisi bhi hoti hai ke jis mein dil ko,
Achi lagti hai har ek baat haqeeqat ke siwaa..
Imtihaan hai khudaya, ya azaab chal raha hai..
Imtihaan hai khudaya, ya azaab chal raha hai,
Amaal ki hai shaamit, ya hisaab chal raha hai,
Yeh hum’nasb luterey, sab mil beth ker khayen,
Ik dusrey ko pakrren to ehtesaab chal raha hai,
Munaafiq ho jo momin, to hai kufaar se bad’tar,
Safo’n mein hamari, Firaun ka nisaab chal raha hai,
Kehne ko yeh zamana, bohat hi bura hai,
Hamarey amaal sa hi kharaab chal raha hai,
Jitna barra hai mujrim, utna barra hai qayed,
Haqeeqat hai yeh siyaasat, yeh seraab chal raha hai..
Iss baat ka malaal hai, shikwa nahin mujhe..
Iss baat ka malaal hai, shikwa nahin mujhe,
Wo shaks paas reh kd bhi samjha nahin mujhe…
Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,
Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,
Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se,
Agar hai to ek mohbbat,
jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai..!
Us Ne Apni Khushi Ki Khatir Mere
Us Ne Apni Khushi Ki Khatir Mere
DIL Ke Tukre Tukre Kar Diye
DOstO
Lekin
Wo Khud Hi Ro Parhi Har
Tukre Pr Apna Nam Dkh Kr…
Un ko Jaana Tha Wo Chale Gaye
Un ko Jaana Tha Wo Chale Gaye,
Hum ko Khona Tha Hum ne Kho Diya.
Fark To Itna Tha ?
Us ne Zindagi Ka Ek Pal Khoya,
Hum ne Ek Pal May Puri Zindagi Kho Diya
Rutha jo pyar hum se Dubara nhi mila
Rutha jo pyar hum se Dubara nhi mila
Kya bewafa tha shakhs Dubara nhi mila
Ik bar aa gya tha sailab aankh mein
Darya ko us k bad kinara nhi mila
Mujh ko bhi raas ata nhi Dusra koi
Usko bhi mere jesa sahara nhi mila
Barson se phir rha tha jis ki talaash mein
Wo mil gya to us se sitara nhi mila
Phir kahin door se ik baar sada do mujko,
Phir kahin door se ik baar sada do mujko,
Meri tanhai ka ehsaas dila do mujhko,
Tum to chand ho tumhe meri zaroorat kya hai,
Main diya hoon kisi chaukhat pe jala do mujko.
Hum Bebas hain Be-Parwah Nahi
Hum Bebas hain Be-Parwah Nahi
Hum Udaas Hain Khafa Nahi
Qadar Karte Hain Doston Ki Dil Se
Hum Zindagi me Majboor to ho Sakte hain Lekin Beeewafa Nahi
just think about it..
just think about it..
duniya ka yakin kare bhi to kese kare….
jab apni hi ankho ke aasu,
kisi or ke liye nikalte hai….!
U can easily judge othrs happiness by their FACE
U can easily judge othrs happiness by their FACE.
But its more TOUGH to find d DEPTH of SADNESS carved in d same person’s HEART. 
Der lagi aane mein tumko shukr hai phir bhi aaye to
Der lagi aane mein tumko shukr hai phir bhi aaye to
Aas ne dil ka saath na chhoda waise ham ghabaraaye to
Shafaq, dhanak, mahtaab, ghataayen, taare, nagmeiN, bijali, phuul
Uss daman mein kya kya kuch hai vo daman haath mein aaye to
Chahat ke badle mein hum toh bech de apni marzi tak
koi mile toh dil ka gahak, koi hamen apnaaye to
kyn ye mihr_angez tabassum madd-e-nazar jab kuch b nhi
haaye agar koi anjaan agar iss dhoke mein aa jaaye to
suni sunaai baat nahin hai apne upar beeti hai
phool nikalte hain sholoN se chahat aag lagaaye to
jhooth hai sab tareekh hamesha apne ko dohraati hai
achchha meraa khwab-e-jawani thoda sa doharaaye to
nadaani aur majbuuri mein yaaro kuch toh farq karo
ek bebas insaan kare kya tuut ke dil aa jaaye to
Mujhse hui bas yeh khata
Mujhse hui bas yeh khata
Maine tujhe chaha sanam
Chup chup k roti rahi
Tune diye kaise yeh ghum
O bekhabar berehem
karle jahe jitne sitam
Na chahat kabhie hogi kam
Mujhe in aansuoan ki kasam
MAINE KIA HAI TUJHSE SACCHA PYAR
MAINE KIA HAI TUJHSE SACCHA PYAR….
Wednesday, 6 February 2013
why i miss my friends
They open their answer sheet during paper & say
—-> ” le chap le jaldi varna latak jayega ”
Apna homework kr k copy dete or kehte
—-> ” kal homework kr lena vrna sir thok denge ”
Cafe me break ke time apni plate muje dete or kehte
—-> ” le khale apne paise kabr me le jaiyo ”
Jab ladai hoti to dusri desk pe beth ke gaate
—-> ” dost dost na raha ”
Par last day
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Sirf aankho me pani or hotho pe sawal
—-> “tu muje bhul to nhi jayega ? ” ;(.
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I ♥ My Frends
Dost wo nahi jo aap ke kaam aaye
Dost wo nahi jo aap ke kaam aaye,
dost wo hai jo.. apki t-shirt maang kr le jae aurr kabi wapis na de..
dost wo nahi jo.. apko treet de..
dost wo hai jo.. aap k ghar aae aur khe aj kya paka hai "jo b hai jaldi se le aa"
dost wo nahi jo phone kr k milne aaye..
dost wo jo ghar k samne aa k msg kare "kaminey bahar aa"..
dost wo nahi jo janaze me aae..
dost wo hai jo kabar pe t-shirt le k aae aur kahe
"le nhi chahiye tera ehsaan chal uth aur meri dosti wapis kar..?"
Dard ke aalam main bhi chup rehta hoon..
Shidat-e-dard ke aalam main bhi chup rehta hoon,
Muskuraaon to tera dard buraa maaaney ga..
Safar main yaad na aye koi thikana humain..
Safar main yaad na aye koi thikana humain,
Gham zamaaney ka mila aesa parra ghabrana humain,
Ameer-e-sheher ne kaghaz ki kashtiyan de ker,
Samandron ke safar per kiya rawaana humain,
Jahan se sath zamaney ko le ke chalna tha,
Waheen pe chorr gayi gardish-e-zamana humain,
Har aik simt kharri hain buland deewarain,
Tamaan sheher nazar aaye qaid’khaana humain,
Salook sab ka dekh ker yeh dheyaan aaya,
Ke kash phir miley dushman wohi purana humain,
Nigaah parrti hai phir kyun paraayi shamon par,
Agar aziz hai Mohsin chiraagh khana humain..
Mohsin Ehsan
Jahan jahan barsaat uterti daikhi hai..
Jahan jahan barsaat uterti daikhi hai,
Her sou teri yaad bikherti daikhi hai,
Tum se pehlay dil sa buzdil koi na tha,
Aur phir iss dil se dunya darti dekhi hai,
Dil ke gehray sannatay main raaton ko,
Kabhi kabhi ik hook ubherti dekhi hai,
Buss ik jeenay ki khwahish thi aur wo bhi,
Hum ne apni aankhon marti dekhi hai…
Shair kisi ke hijr main kehnaa sirf..
Shair kisi ke hijr main kehnaa sirf visaal kisi se,
Hum bhi kya hain, dheyaan kisi ka aur sawal kisi se..
1 baat pochni thi aap se
1 baat pochni thi aap sy agr such btain to k Aaj to
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Achi bhali dhop thi nahay k Nai?
Ammi ki khidmat k liye
DiL to kehta hai k Chhor Jaon ye Dunya.
Phir khiyal ata hai k
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Ammi ki khidmat k liye !DULHAN! kon laye ga??
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Hum To Jal Gaye Yaron ki
Hum To Jal Gaye Yaron ki Mohabat Me Moom ki TarHa,,,_??
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Agr Phir Bhi Koi Humy Bewafa kahy To Uski Wafa ko SLAAM Hai,,_??
BABE ABBAS NE NURSERY ME
BABE ABBAS NE
NURSERY ME Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya..!
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TEACHER-Ye kya kiya hai?
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Baba Abbas- mama ne kaha tha k Pehle jo Aa Raha ho wohi karna.
Saja ke Ankhon mein
Saja k Ankhon men khawab rakhna,
Wafa k rishte gulab rakhna.
Faseel_e_shab men charagh ban kar,
Ye zindgi mahtab rakhna.
Yun ishq ka imtihan dena,
K dil k badle men jaan dena.
Jo chaand chunne ki arzu ho,
To justju laa jwab rakhna.
Hazar baten banaae dunya,
Hazaar dil ko dukhaae dunya.
Bhula k sari aziyaton ko,
Utha k kante gulab rakhna.
Kabhi zamane se chhup chhupa k,
Sakoot-e-shab men diye bujha k.
Hatheliyon ko DUA ki shamma,
Tu ankh apni chanab rakhna.
Adawten bhi KHUDA ki khatir,
Mohabten bhi KHUDA ki khatir.
Adawten bus gini chuni hon,
Mohabtain behisab rakhna…
20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Olad
Sardarni:
20 Saal Tk Meri Koi Olad Ni Hoi.
2nd Sardarni:
Te Fer Tu Ki Kita ?
1st:
Fer Me 21 Saal Di Hoi Te Abbay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Ditta
“Fer Ja K Kaka Hoya”
Pathan perfume bech Raha tha
Pathan perfume bech Raha tha..
Perfume le lo, perfume le lo,
1 sheikh aya or bola.: 1 rupay wala dikhao,
pathan: ye hamara BAGHAL soongh lo…:-),:-)
Aik Ye Khwahish Ke Koi
Aik Ye Khwahish K Koi Zakham Na Dekhay Dil Ka..
.
Aik Ye Hasrat K Koi Dekhnay Wala Hota…!!!
‘Valentine’s Day Is World Safest Day…
‘Valentine’s Day Is World Safest Day…
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Even Terrorists Are Busy With
Their Girlfriends…! 
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‘Valentine’s Day Special..!
‘Valentine’s Day Special..!
For All Single Parties..
Dear future wife..!!
Where the hell are u..??
Sali ab to mill jaa..:-P’
‘Girl in shop:
‘Girl in shop:
Koi valentine card hy
jis pe likha ho “Tum hi mery pehle or akhri pyar
ho” ??
Dukandar: Han ji hay..
Girl:
_
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_
_
ok 12 de do.;-)
oh zalima…’
‘…Bitter Truth…
‘…Bitter Truth…
Valentine’s Day
Where Single People Wish They Were Dating…
and
Dating People Wish They Were
Single… =P 
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‘Love is Swift of foot:
‘Love is Swift of foot:
Love’s a man of War,
And can Shoot,
And can Hit From Far.
Happy Valentine’s Day’
‘After Valentines Day:
‘After Valentines Day:
15th Feb – Slap Day (Dhisoom)
16th Feb – Gift Wapas Day
17th Feb – Ladayi Day
18th Feb – Manaane Ki Koshish Day
19th Feb – Break-Up Day And
Finally..
20th Feb – Dusra Patao Day! ’
‘VåLENTINE SpeciÅL AL-QURAN
‘VåLENTINE SpeciÅL
AL-QURAN
“Wu Log Jo
EMAAN waLo me Be-HAYAI” PheLana chahty he
Aiso k Liye Duniya
Or
Akhirat me
Dard-Naak Azaab hai
AL-NOOR’
May stars shine this day,
May stars shine this day,
may flowers bloom this day,
may birds sing 4 u this day,
may u get everything in ur life which u wish this day"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Agar koi tumhra dil dukhey to
Agar koi tumhra dil dukhey to kabhi
be naraz na hona
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Tusi v koi na koi chawali zaror
mari honi aay
Sad Hindi SMS
Toot jaaye na bharam honthon ko hilaoon kaise ,
Haal jaisa bhi hai logon ko sanaun kaise,
Wo agar rulata hai mujhe to rulaye jee bhar ke,
Meri aankhein hain wo mein usko rulaoon kaise…
No one’s Father is so sweet
No one’s Father is so sweet.
Your kind ways just can’t be beat.
I Love you in a big way,
Wish you a very Happy Father’s Day!
Dil tho karta hai k Chor Jao Ye duniya
Dil tho karta hai k Chor Jao Ye duniya
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Phir khayal ata hai
Duniya Mein Pehle hi khubsurat logo ki kami hai… :p
;;) =-?
/\> Nahi jana program cancel
Haya…. ♥
Three things cannot be long hidden
Three things cannot be long hidden
from me:
the sun, the moon and “YOU” ,
bcoz with out sun and moon this
Universe is nothing and
with out “U” for me nothing bcoz u r
my best friend…….
12 Months happiness
12 Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a (*)Happy New Year(*)
shadi ker leni chahiye
GirlFriend: Hum bohat badnam ho chuky hen, ab hamy shadi ker leni chahiye…
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BoyFriend: Lekin itni badnami k bad…
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Hum Se shadi kare ga kon??
Inspires a lot
Expect more from yourself than from others because expectation from others hurts a lot while expectation from yourself inspires a lot.
Expecting world to be fair
If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, its like expecting the lion not to eat you because U dont eat him. Gudnite!
Inspires a lot
Expect more from yourself than from others because expectation from others hurts a lot while expectation from yourself inspires a lot.
Expecting world to be fair
If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, its like expecting the lion not to eat you because U dont eat him. Gudnite!
Smile Is The Electricity & Life Is A Battery. .
Smile Is The Electricity
&
Life Is A Battery. .
Whenever U Smile
The Battery Gets Charged
&
A Beautiful Day Is Activated
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sO
KeEp
sMiLiÑg
4EvEr*
Smile Is The Electricity & Life Is A Battery. .
Smile Is The Electricity
&
Life Is A Battery. .
Whenever U Smile
The Battery Gets Charged
&
A Beautiful Day Is Activated
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sO
KeEp
sMiLiÑg
4EvEr*
NEVER BLAME A DAY IN UR LIFE
NEVER BLAME A
DAY IN UR LIFE
Gud Days give u "Hapiness"
Bad Days give u "Experience"
Both r essential
in LIFE
Enjoy everyday with a Smile.. .
NEVER BLAME A DAY IN UR LIFE
NEVER BLAME A
DAY IN UR LIFE
Gud Days give u "Hapiness"
Bad Days give u "Experience"
Both r essential
in LIFE
Enjoy everyday with a Smile.. .
Never feel bad if people
Never feel bad if people
remember u only in need.
Feel proud that you comes in there mind
like candle in the darkness of their life….!!!
You! Yes, you The one reading this.
You! Yes, you
The one reading this.
You are beautiful, talented,
amazing and simply the
best at being you.
Never forget that.
You! Yes, you The one reading this.
You! Yes, you
The one reading this.
You are beautiful, talented,
amazing and simply the
best at being you.
Never forget that.
You have only 2 options in life..
You have only 2 options in life..
1 –> ACCEPT
2 –> CHANGE
So Try to accept what u can't change,
And
Try to Change what u can't accept….!
You have only 2 options in life..
You have only 2 options in life..
1 –> ACCEPT
2 –> CHANGE
So Try to accept what u can't change,
And
Try to Change what u can't accept….!
The best cosmetics in life-
The best cosmetics in life-
TRUTH- for lips..
PITY- for eyes..
CHARITY- for hands..
Smile- for face &
LOVE- for heart..
U
se them well & make life Beautiful!
The best cosmetics in life-
The best cosmetics in life-
TRUTH- for lips..
PITY- for eyes..
CHARITY- for hands..
Smile- for face &
LOVE- for heart..
U
se them well & make life Beautiful!
‘I trust u’
'I trust u'
is a better compliment than
'i love u'
because
u may not always trust the person u love
but
u can always love the person u trust.
‘I trust u’
'I trust u'
is a better compliment than
'i love u'
because
u may not always trust the person u love
but
u can always love the person u trust.
Boy to Girlfriend
Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.
Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.
Khushiyan aapki kam na ho
Khushiyan aapki kam na ho
Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho
Jab bhi koi musibat aaye
Toh “Maa Durga” aapke sath ho
“Happy Durga Puja”
Easter teaches us
Easter teaches us that the real life lies in giving oneself.
Easter tells, ” one loses nothing by giving oneself instead will have the real life.”
only exam days
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
"only exam days"
Tuesday, 5 February 2013
Hosh apna bhi aye ga lekin pehle..
Hosh apna bhi aye ga lekin pehle,
Dil teri yaadon se rihaa to ho..
I think–I think when it’s all over
I think–I think when it’s all over,
It just comes back in flashes, you know?
It’s like a kaleidoscope of memories.
It just all comes back. But he never does.
I think part of me knew the second I saw him that this would happen.
It’s not really anything he said or anything he did,
It was the feeling that came along with it.
And the crazy thing is I don’t know if I’m ever gonna feel that way again.
But I don’t know if I should.
I knew his world moved too fast and burned too bright.
But I just thought, how can the devil be pulling you toward someone who looks so much like an angel when he smiles at you?
Maybe he knew that when he saw me.
I guess I just lost my balance.
I think that the worst part of it all wasn’t losing him.
It was losing me.
Valentine day 2013 cute
A million Feelings, A thousand thoughts All for one persone <3
Million of Feelings for Valentine
%*HAPPY*% %*RAIÑY*% %*DAY*%
( ‘ :’) (‘; ‘ )
,/) ),,/) ),
¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿
Chalo chalo BARISH ME NAHATE HEN
%*HAPPY*%
%*RAIÑY*%
%*DAY*%
‘Main Tere hijar Ki Barsaat Main Kab Tak Bheegon …!!
‘Main Tere hijar Ki Barsaat Main Kab Tak Bheegon …!!
Aise Mosam Main To Deewarain Bhi Gir Jati Hain…!!!!
HAPPY RAiny Day’
‘Kitni mushkil Sy kt rha hai
‘Kitni mushkil Sy kt rha hai
ye Dilkash sa manzar. . !
Baarish bhi Baras rhi hai aur tum yad bi a rahay ho….’
‘M0sam b hy suhana, Barish b h0 rhi hy,
'M0sam b hy suhana,
Barish b h0 rhi hy,
Bs ek kami hy
Teri yad aa rhi hy,
Matti ki s0hni khushb0,
Patt0n sy behta pani,
Hr chez keh rhi hy,
Teri yad aa rhi hy,
Rim jim barasti barish,
Ye tip tip krta pani,
Ye sh0r keh rha hy,
Teri yad aa rhi hy,'
Romantic SMS for Valentines Day
Jab samne hote ho tum ..
Na jane kyo hosh kho baith the hai hum..
Milti hai nazar jab jab tumse..
Sab kuc bhul jate hai hum..
Hoti hai tu itne kareeb..
Phir bhi dil ki baat kehne se ruk jate hum…
HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:
HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:
Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do
papa: khud le lo.
BOY: plz de do na
Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.
Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana
Abba idher AA.
SON:
Abba idher AA.
MOTHER:
Aise nai boltey beta,
Abba ko izat ke sath bulate hain.
SON:
Abba Izzat k sath idher aa ja
Ye joke parho gy to hasty .
Ye joke parho gy to hasty
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hasty mar jao gy
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isi liye nahi bheja…
Pagal…
I care for u!
Can u read Fast in English..!
Can u read Fast in English..!
My
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my
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Khule nahi hain MAAF karo…. =P
1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien.
1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien.
Sub Log Usay "AKBAR"kehte thay
Socho Q?
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Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha Bai gee
Tujhy Her SmS Main Fankaari Chahiye
Koi 1 din select kro
Koi 1 din select kro
1. Sun
2. Mon
3. Tue
4. Wed
5. Thur
6. Fri
7. Sat
or us din naha lia karo plz.
Sardi ka ye matlab to nahi k ap nahana chhor do..
Funny GOOD MORNING
Aik purani kahawat hai k insan chahe
jitna b gaya guzra q na ho
us k sath salam dua rakhni chahiay
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Assalam o alaikum:-)
“GOOD MORNING”
Its reaL Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain
Its reaL Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain
Or
Kala Billa
Ap K Aage Se Guzar Jaye To Iska Matlb Hai K
Kala Billa
B Kahin Ja Raha Hai NO TENSION
Romantic Rainy Day SMS
Ek Gujarish Hai Tujhse Zara Tham Ke Barasna,
Aa Jaaye Jab Mera Mehboob To Phir Jamm Ke Barasna,
Yun Pehle na Barasna Ki Wo Aa na Sakey,
Aa Jaaye Mere Pass To Itna Barasna Ki Wo Ja Na Sakey..
season of diwali
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, in this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
"Happy Deepavali”
May The Light Of This New Day,
May The Light Of This New Day,
Bring Loads Of Joy And Happiness In Your World.
Have A Sweet Day,
Good Morning.
Good Morning My One True Love,
Good Morning My One True Love,
My morning sun snt 4m high about.
My lite with in my evryday,
The who fills my hert in evry way.
Morning is not only sun rise
Morning is not only sun rise
but
A Beautiful Miracle of god
that defeats darkness and spread light.
This may be a very beautiful day for you.!!
Hello, wake up,
Hello,
wake up,
Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING’
wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care
and
sealed with a prayer
to keep u safe
and
happy all day long!
Take Care!
“WAKE UP” It’s Morning time.
“WAKE UP”
It’s Morning time.
Open your Room’s Door
Because HAPPINESS & Success Are
Waiting To Welcome u in a New Day
GOOD MORNING
” HAVE A NICE DAY “
Jab Khayalon Me Rukh-e-Yaar Hua Krta He,
Jab Khayalon Me Rukh-e-Yaar Hua Krta He,
Har Taraf MosaM-e-Bahar Hua Krta He,
HuM Teri Yaad Ko Phoolon Se Saja Dete Hain,
Raasta Jitna Bhi Dushwar Hua Krta He,
Yeh Muhabbat Hy Jo Pagal Sa Bana Deti He,
Warna Har Shakhs SaMajhdar Hua Krta He,
Jin Ki Ankhon Me Saji Ho Kisi Mehbob Ki Soorat,
Os Ko Dunia Se Bohat Pyar Hua Krta He,
Jaan-e-Jaan Youn Hi Sulagtay Nhi HuM Raaton Me,
Looh-e-Dil Par Tera Rukhsar Hua Krta He….!
Chahat ke mehfil main bulaya hy kisee nay,
Chahat ke mehfil main bulaya hy kisee nay,
Khud bulaa ker phir sataya hy kisee nay,
Jab tak jali hy shama jalta raha parwanaa,
Kiya iss tarhan saath nibhaya hy kisee nay
Armaan mere raiza raiza ho gye hain,
Yun kil k aangan sy giraya hey kisee nay,
Aag lagi hai dasht main koi kya bhujaye ga,
Dil is tarah say aaj jalaya hy kisee ne,
Dil rota hai raat bhar yaad kr k kisee ko,
Is tarhan ulfat main zakham khaya hy kisee nay,
Sangdil jo tha aaj woh b ro parha
Us ko bhi tarpaya hy kisee nay,
Mujhay itna pyar na do Baba..
Mujhay itna pyar na do Baba..
Kal jitna mujhay naseeb na ho..
Ye jo maatha choma kartay ho..
Kal is per shikan ajeeb na ho..
Main jab b roti hoon Baba..
Tum Aansu ponchaa krtay ho..
Mujhay itni dour na chor aana..
Main roun or tum qareeb na ho..
Meray naaz uthatay ho Baba..
Meray lad uthatay ho Baba..
Meri choti choti khawhish par..
Tum jaan lutatay ho Baba
Kal Aesa ho ik nagri mein
Main Tanha Tum ko yaad karon..
Or ro ro kr faryaad karun..
O my God mere baba sa
Koi pyar jatanay wala ho…
Meray naaz uthane wala ho..
Mujay itna pyar na do Baba ♥ ♥
Tabhi tu main mhbt ka “Hawalati” nhi hota..
Tabhi tu main mhbt ka "Hawalati" nhi hota..
Yahan apne siwa koi "Mulakati" nhi hota..
Or ab is bat per b muJ se mere Yar ulajhtey hn..
K ma her bat sun leta hon "Jazbati" nhi hota..
Giraftar-e-wafa! Roney ka koi aik mosam rakh..
Jo naala roz beh nikley wo "Barsati" nhi hota..
Tuje dil ma Jaga di ha nazar se dor kya krte..
Jo mrkaz ma thehar Jae "Mazafati" nhi hota..
Bichrne ka irada ho tu muJ se Mashwra krna..
Mhbt ma koi b faisla "Zaati" nhi hota..
Wo acha hai toh behtar,,,bura hai toh bhi qabool
Wo acha hai toh behtar,,,bura hai toh bhi qabool
Mizaz-e-ishq me aib-e-hunar dekhe nahi jaate…
Khushi bardshat
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
Jaan jhoot ker
Tere waade par jiye ham, to yeh jaan jhoot jaana, Ke khushi se mar na jaate agar aitbaar hota
Teri Sanjedgi
Meri Aankhon ko dekh kar aik Sahib e ilm Bola Teri Sanjedgi Btati Hai Tujhay Hunsnay ka bohat shoq Tha.
Hosh apna bhi aye ga lekin pehle..
Hosh apna bhi aye ga lekin pehle,
Dil teri yaadon se rihaa to ho..
Mil Ke Chalne Se Muqaddar Jaag Jate Hain..
Suna Hai Mil Ke Chalne Se Muqaddar Jaag Jate Hain,
Yehi Baat Aazmane Ko Chalo Ek Sath Chalte Hain..
Jinn Ke Paas Hoti Hain Umer Bhar Ki Yadain..
Jinn Ke Paas Hoti Hain Umer Bhar Ki Yadain,
Woh Log Tanhai Mein Bhi Tanha Nahi Hotay..
Chhor duniya ke sab jhamelo’n ko..
Chhor duniya ke sab jhamelo’n ko,
Aa mere dil pe hukmaraani kar..
Is Baarish Kay Mausam Main Ajeeb Si Kashish Hai..
Is Baarish Kay Mausam Main Ajeeb Si Kashish Hai,
Na Chahte Howay Bhi Koi Shidat Say Yaad Aata Hai…
AAJ KI IS BARISH MEIN
AAJ KI IS BARISH MEIN'
Phir Wohi Sa Manzr Hy,
Phir Wohi c Boondein Hain,
Phir Wohi c Thandak Hy,
Phir Wohi Sa Sb Kuch Hy,
Per
AAJ KI IS BARISH MEIN"
SATH TUM NAHI HO TO"
Aankh Nm c Kitni Hy,
Saans Tang c Kitni Hy,
Rooh Pyasi Kitni Hy,
Ye Udasi Kitni Hy,
AAJ KI IS BARISH MEIN!
Birthday to a little one
There’s a great big day just waiting for you.
Happy Birthday to a little one that’s just so cute!
Karni ho muhabat
Karni ho muhabat to phir socha nahi kartay,
Anjam ho jesa b ye dekha nahi kartay,
Himmat na ho larnay ki to
Ay’ jan-e- wafa sun,
Youn ishq k medaan main utra nahi kartay,
Ay’ kaash koi zamanay ko itna hi bata day,
Dost
k behty huey daryaon ko roka nahi kartey,
Hotey hain khuddar wohi log jahan main,
Jo mar jatey hain mgar yar se dokha nahi kartey.
Affection is responsible for nine
Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.
Being deeply loved by someone
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
A man reserves his true
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
It’s become so hard for me
It's become so hard for me to be surprised, but you're bringing back the real me no judgement in your eyes.
I was hopeless, ’till I met you
I was hopeless, 'till I met you
Peace and happiness to me you blew
You colored my life with a bright rainbow
And made me live in something new.
‘I only wish to be the fountain of love
'I only wish to be the fountain of love
From which you drink,
Every drop promising eternal passion.'
‘A part of you has grown in me.
'A part of you has grown in me.
And so you see, it's you and me
Together forever and never apart,
Maybe in distance, but never in heart.'
Anniversary Wish for couples
A good wife gives happiness and long-life to her husband. Allow me, dear, for our anniversary to wish you to share this long life with me!
Let your love never goes away,
let your life will always be interesting and full of happiness!Happy Anniversary My Love
Monday, 4 February 2013
Barish Ki Bondon Mein Teri Yaad Aati Hai
Girl: Barish Ki Bondon Mein Teri Yaad Aati Hai, . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy: Drama Na Kar, Mujhe Yaad Hai Teri Chatri Wapis Deni Hai.. :-P
20 Saal Tk Meri Koi Olad Ni Hoi
Sardarni: 20 Saal Tk Meri Koi Olad Ni Hoi. 2nd Sardarni: Te Fer Tu Ki Kita ? 1st: Fer Me 21 Saal Di Hoi Te Abbay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Ditta “Fer Ja K Kaka Hoya”
3 Tips on how to improve ur phone’s battery life
3 Tips on how to improve ur phone’s battery life.. 1. No Facebook 2. No Twitter 3. No YouTube..:p :D :O :D
Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul
Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers
Funny but GREAT words
Funny but GREAT words: Money, Attitude & Ego are like UNDER WEAR. U should have it, but should not show it… Unless u become a SUPERMAN…!!!
Live for yourself and you will live in vain
Live for yourself and you will live in vain, Live for others, and you will live again
Tu ne ik bar jo sardi ke sabab orrhi thi..
Tu ne ik bar jo sardi ke sabab orrhi thi,
Meri almaari mein ab tak woh shaal zinda hai..
Phir Is k Baad Kuch Bhi Sunaya
Phir Is k Baad Kuch Bhi Sunaya Nahi
Gaya,
Jis Pe Hansey They Log Rulaney ki
Baat Thi..!
Kitni Maghroor Hai Naseem-e Sahar
Kitni Maghroor Hai Naseem-e Sahar,
Shayad Us Aastaan se Aati Hai..!
Sabko Haqeeqatein Hain
Sabko Haqeeqatein Hain Mujhe
Khawab Hain Azeez,
Jaagey Huon k Beech Para So Raha
Hon Main…!
Hum Haath Barhaein To Tere
Hum Haath Barhaein To Tere Onchey
Dar-o Baam,
Ahsaas Dilatey Hain k Auqaat Me
Rehna..!
Orat k Hath Mehndi K BaGher B
Orat k Hath
Mehndi K
BaGher B
Achy LaG
Skty Hen
AGr Wo
Khana-Dari
Me Masruf ho
Aankhen
Bina KaJal
K B
Achi LaG Skti
Hen AGr
In Me
Haya Ho
Baal
Bina Shampo K
B Achy Ho Skty Hen
AGr In Pr
Dopat’ta Ho
Chehra
Bina Makeup
K B
Acha LaG
Skta Hy
AGr
Na-Mehrm
Ki Nzar Sy
Mehfuz Ho
Qad
Bina Oonchi
Heel K
B Lamba
Ho Skta Hy
AGr KIRDAR Me
Bulandi Ho..
Himmat hai to apni apni wali ko send kro
I wish you simple pleasures in life…
I wish you simple pleasures in life…
Evergreen happiness
A truly bright future
Most of all I wish a Birthday
Full of smiles and cheers
A smile to start a day.
A smile
to start
a day.
A Prayer
to bless
your way
A cheer
to say…
Have
a very
nice day:-*
*G(',')(',')D MORNING*
‘SORRY VALENTINE DAY….!!
‘SORRY VALENTINE DAY….!!
I don’t need any commercilized day for
the one i really LOVE …!!
For Me Every Day is velentind Day…)’
Sometimes the heart sees
Sometimes the heart sees
what is invisible to the eye.
Author: (H. Jackson Brown, Jr).
Love is composed of a single
Love is composed of a single soul
inhabiting two bodies.
Authors: (Aristotle)
Monsoon Rain or Summer
Monsoon Rain or Summer Heat,U R The Reason Why I Breathe,
Tell Me Dear Wat is Sweet?Is that U or UR Heart that Beat.
1 interesting Joke
1 intersting Joke Reply with YES/NO Yes. Kia tmhary ghar walon ko pata hy k tum pagal ho.? Ans= Yes No Reply must
Haseen Sa Khawab Hai
Yeh Jo Zindagi Ki Kitab Hai Yeh Kitab Bhi Kiya Kitab Hai Kahin Ek Haseen Sa Khawab Hai Kahien Jaan Laiwa Azab Hai Kahien Ansuon Ki Ha Dastaan Kahien Muskarahaton Ka Bayan Hai Kai Chehre Is Mein Chupay Huwe Ek Ajeeb Sa Ye Naqab Hai Kahien Kho Diya Kahien Paa Liya Kahien Ro Liya Kahien [...]
Lanat bhej raha ho
Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna Panja bana ra tha. Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai Student: Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun
Tu ne ik bar jo sardi ke sabab orrhi thi..
Tu ne ik bar jo sardi ke sabab orrhi thi,
Meri almaari mein ab tak woh shaal zinda hai..
Rashq karta hai falak aesi zameen par..
Rashq karta hai falak aesi zameen par,
Jispe do chaar gharri zikr e khuda hota hai..
Ye barishain bhi tum si hain..
Ye barishain bhi tum si hain,
Jo baras gayi tou bahaar hain,
Jo thehar gayi tou qaraar hain,
Kabhi aa gayi yunhi be’sabab,
Kabhi chaa gayi yunhi roz-o-shab,
Kabhi shor hai, kabhi chup si hain,
Ye barishain bhi tum si hain,
Raat ko ik dabi hui si raakh ko,
Kabhi yun hua ke bujha dia,
Kabhi khud se khud ko jala dia,
Kahin boond boond mein gum si hain,
Ye barishain bhi tum si hain..
You will never be happy
You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You
will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
What’s The Difference Between
What’s The Difference
Between Mother’s &
Girlfriend’s Tears…..??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother’s Tears”EFFECT Our
HEART”:(
&
Girlfriend’s Tears”EFFECT Our
POCKET” 
Sasa re sasa
Sasa re sasa,
disto kasa…,
Wah…Wah…
Sasa re sasa,
disto kasa…,
Wah…Wah…
college suru zale ata bomblat basa…….!!!!!
Be Content with what
Be Content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you. Happy New Year!
Attitude Of Despo Girls
Attitude Of Girls : . . Jab Ladke Nahi Dekhein To: Girl : Kutta, Dekhta Bhi Nahi..!!:/ . . . . . Jab Ladke Dekhein To Girl : Dekh Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai..!!:P :D :D
Value Every Relationship
FaCt Of LiFe:- WhoM U D’nT NeeD 2day., U’ll NeeD DeM 2moroW. WhoM U RejEcT 2day., WilL NeveR AgaiN AccEpT U 2moroW. So VaLuE EvEry ReLaTiOnShiP In LiFe
God also has a great sense of Humor
Apparently, God also has a great sense of Humor :D Isn’t it funny.. ‘how Angels are always females and Devils are always males..!!’ :D ;) :p
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki . . . Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko ge to Kahoge,, . Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya.. . Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gaya.. . Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka WahiReh Gya.. :P . . . [...]
Just Because I’m quiet
Just Because I’m quiet, doesn’t mean I don’t have a lot to say. Just Because I appear happy, doesn’t mean everything’s okay. Just Because I laugh a lot, doesn’t mean I don’t take things seriously. Just Because I forgive, doesn’t mean you can take me for granted. Just Because I don’t keep in touch all [...]
Date sheet of valentine week
Date sheet of valentine week….:D :D 7 Feb Rose Day 8 Feb Propose Day 9 Feb Chocolate Day 10 Feb Teddy Day 11 Feb Promise Day 12 Feb Kiss Day 13 Feb Hug Day 14 Feb VALENTINE’s DAY 15 Feb Slap Day 16 Feb Kick Day 17 Feb Perfume Day 18 Feb Flirting Day 19 [...]
Easy to get someone who can love u
Small bt, true- ‘Easy to get someone who can love u.., but rare to get someon who can understand u…..!!
Life is too short to cry for anything
I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow simply because life is too short to cry for anything.. I don't need anyone to make me happy. I can make myself happy. Not forever alone, but forever independent…
Give out but don’t give up
Give out but don’t give up! You have more going for you than you realize. Don’t underestimate yourself. Your present circumstances don’t define you. Life is testing and preparing you for your next level. Be still, trust, and keep the faith. You got this!! Stay in motion. You deserve!! In pursuit of your GREATNESS
I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day
I asked God for true love, he gave me that too
I asked for an angel and he gave me you.
Happy Valentine Day!
Gilla kya kare ab kisise hum
Gilla kya kare ab kisise hum
Dosto ne hi pehchan ne se inkaar kar diya
Gustakiya humne bhi ki hai zindagi me bohat
Aaj begunah the aur dosto ne manane se inkaar kar diya
Gilla kya kare ab kisise hum
Gilla kya kare ab kisise hum
Dosto ne hi pehchan ne se inkaar kar diya
Gustakiya humne bhi ki hai zindagi me bohat
Aaj begunah the aur dosto ne manane se inkaar kar diya
Ashq unki aankho ke kareeb hote hai
Ashq unki aankho ke kareeb hote hai
Rishte dard ke jin ko naseeb hote hai
Dosto, Daulat dil ki jisne lutai ho
Kon kehta hai wo gareeb hote hai
Ashq unki aankho ke kareeb hote hai
Ashq unki aankho ke kareeb hote hai
Rishte dard ke jin ko naseeb hote hai
Dosto, Daulat dil ki jisne lutai ho
Kon kehta hai wo gareeb hote hai
Agar kisi ke pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hai,
Agar kisi ke pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hai,
Agar kuch na ho to duniya hansti hai,
Mere pass sirf aap ke liye DUA hai..
jis ke liye sari duniya tarasti hai.
Agar kisi ke pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hai,
Agar kisi ke pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hai,
Agar kuch na ho to duniya hansti hai,
Mere pass sirf aap ke liye DUA hai..
jis ke liye sari duniya tarasti hai.
Aye naye saal bata tujh mein naya kya hai..?
Aye naye saal bata tujh mein naya kya hai..?
Har taraf khalq ne kiyun shor mcha rakha hai,
Roshni din ki wohi,
Taron bhari rat wohi,
Aaj hum ko nazar aati hai har bat wohi,
Aasman badla hai na badli ye afsurda zameen,
Aik hindse ka badalna koi jiddat to nahi,
Pichle barson ki tarha hon ge qare
Aye naye saal bata tujh mein naya kya hai..?
Aye naye saal bata tujh mein naya kya hai..?
Har taraf khalq ne kiyun shor mcha rakha hai,
Roshni din ki wohi,
Taron bhari rat wohi,
Aaj hum ko nazar aati hai har bat wohi,
Aasman badla hai na badli ye afsurda zameen,
Aik hindse ka badalna koi jiddat to nahi,
Pichle barson ki tarha hon ge qare
Teri dosti ne bahut kuchh sikha diya,
Teri dosti ne bahut kuchh sikha diya,
Meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hansa diya,
Karzdaar hain hum khuda ke,
Jisne aap jaise dost se mila diya!
Teri dosti ne bahut kuchh sikha diya,
Teri dosti ne bahut kuchh sikha diya,
Meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hansa diya,
Karzdaar hain hum khuda ke,
Jisne aap jaise dost se mila diya!
Ruk gaya wo waqt ki nishani ban ke
Ruk gaya wo waqt ki nishani ban ke
Beh gaya ek din aankh ka pani ban ke
Ajeeb kashma-kash ban gayi hai zindagi
Ae maut tu hi mil ja ab ishq ki nishani ban ke
Ruk gaya wo waqt ki nishani ban ke
Ruk gaya wo waqt ki nishani ban ke
Beh gaya ek din aankh ka pani ban ke
Ajeeb kashma-kash ban gayi hai zindagi
Ae maut tu hi mil ja ab ishq ki nishani ban ke
Socha aap say baaat karoon,
Socha aap say baaat karoon,
Phir soocha, ek mulaqaat karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na intezaar karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na ek kaam karoon,
Ek piyaara sa sms aap ke naam karoon,
Happy Valentines Day!
Socha aap say baaat karoon,
Socha aap say baaat karoon,
Phir soocha, ek mulaqaat karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na intezaar karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na ek kaam karoon,
Ek piyaara sa sms aap ke naam karoon,
Happy Valentines Day!
I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day
I asked God for true love, he gave me that too
I asked for an angel and he gave me you.
Happy Valentine Day!
I love your dark eyes,
I love your dark eyes,
And your curly hair,
I love your smile,
And the way that you care.
I love your deep kisses,
I love your soft touch,
I love you, I love you,
I love you so much.
Happy Valentine Day!
Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze.
Your touch is as tender as that of a child.
Your hug is warm, meek, and mild.
Each day we grow older and its plain to see,
The love that you give me is all that I need.
Happy Valentine Day!
I love your dark eyes,
I love your dark eyes,
And your curly hair,
I love your smile,
And the way that you care.
I love your deep kisses,
I love your soft touch,
I love you, I love you,
I love you so much.
Happy Valentine Day!
Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze.
Your touch is as tender as that of a child.
Your hug is warm, meek, and mild.
Each day we grow older and its plain to see,
The love that you give me is all that I need.
Happy Valentine Day!
Sunday, 3 February 2013
Uski Aankhon Me Mohabbat Ki Chamak Aaj Bhi Hai
Uski Aankhon Me Mohabbat Ki Chamak Aaj Bhi Hai.. Haalanki Use Meri Mohabbat Par Shak Aaj Bhi Hai.. Kashti Me Baith Kar Dhoye The,Hath Usne Kabhi.. Saare Jheel Me Mehandi Ki Mehak Aaj Bhi Hai..
Valentine Day Bhi Qarib hai Dosto….
Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto….
.
From
Apka apna
.
.
.
.
.
Rehman malik
smjh tey gye o gey tussi…
A silent msg for All LOVERS
Sweet Hindi SMS
Khokar paane ka maja hi kuch or hai,
Rokar muskurane ka maja hi kuch or hai,
Haar to zindagi ka hissa hai mere dost,
Harne ke baad jeetne ka maja hi kuch or hai…
“SONEHRI BAAT”
“SONEHRI BAAT”
“NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya
Karo
Jaisay
Log
“Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..
Funny Valentine Day SMS
Normal Valentine Week’s Calendar:
February 7, 2013: Rose Day
February 8, 2013: Propose Day
February 9, 2013: Chocolate Day
February 10, 2013: Teddy Day
February 11, 2013: Promise Day
February 12, 2013: Hug Day
February 13, 2013: Kiss Day
February 14, 2013: Valentine Day
My Valentine Week’s Calendar
February 7, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 8, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 9, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 10, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 11, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 12, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 13, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 14, 2013: Forever Alone Day
single hit Like :’(
Ankhon se hamesha rahtey hain
Ankhon se hamesha rahtey hain Door
Wah Wah
jo Aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain door
.
.
.
.
.
Wo Question Exam me aatey hain Zaroor.
one day Love and friendship met.
one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when
i already exist why are you here? friendship
replied "to make faces smile when u leave
the tears!"
Phir ek cigarette jala raha
Phir ek cigarette jala raha hoon Phir ek teeli bujha raha hoon Teri nazar me ye mashgla hy Mian to tera wada bhula raha hoon. Samjhna mat isko meri aadat Ye dhuwaan jo main urra raha hoon Ye teri yadoon k silsilay hain main teri yaaden jala raha hoon. Phir ek cigarette
How can I begin 2 say
How can I begin 2 say I`m sorry. I dint mean 2 upset u. I hope tht u can 4gve me
Aankhon se hamesha
aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain Door Wah Wah jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain door . . . . . Wo Question Exam me aatey hain Zaroor.
You are bandar
U r BANDAR! . . Bandar means B=beautiful A=atractive N=naughty D=Decent A=adorable R=romantc Hon vekh kida khush pia onda a Bandr na hovey te!
Yeh Afsana-e-Mohabbat, Yeh Kahaniyan Wafa Ki..
Yeh Afsana-e-Mohabbat, Yeh Kahaniyan Wafa Ki,
Koi Or Zikr Cherro, Mera Dil Lahoo Lahoo Hai.
Narm lafzon se bhi lag jaati hain chottain..
Narm lafzon se bhi lag jaati hain chottain aksar,
Muhabbat ik barra naazuk sa hunar hoti hai..
Ishq ka rasta chunaa hai to lekin..
Ishq ka rasta chunaa hai to lekin,
Dekhiye ab kab jaan nikalti hai..
REPLY IS MUST:
REPLY IS MUST:
Agar zindagi main kabhi hamara rabta khatam hojaye…
Tab,
apKo meri kya baat yaad reh jaye gi..?
reply.
*Question for Girls..
*Question for Girls..
who is more important for you..??
1. Best friend Male
2. or Boy Friend
Question for Boys..
who is more important for you..??
1. Best friend Female
2. or Girlfriend =D
rply wid reason )
Send me the 6th msg of your Inbox,
Send me the 6th msg of your Inbox,
Wat ever it iz…
No cheating!
Send dis sms 2 ur friends
But reply me first
Agar Aap Ek Pencil Hotay To Mere Liye Kya Likhte?
Agar Aap Ek Pencil Hotay To Mere Liye Kya Likhte?
Aur
Agar Aap Rubber Hotay To Meri Zindagi Se Kya Mitatay?
Reply Must Please.
QUESTION……
QUESTION……
agr main election me khara ho jaun to konsa
intikhabi nishan mjhe suit kre ga..
reply with sincerty..
Which one thing kills a strong relationship ??
Which one thing kills a strong relationship ??
1. Ego
2. Anger
3. Doubts
4. Misunderst andings
5. Lack of understand ings
6. Reminding the past mistakes of eachother.
7. Other
In A Cool-Cool Morning
In A Cool-Cool Morning
A Hot
Coffee
For
U
There Is No Cup & Coffee?
Your
Cell
Is
Cup
&
My
SMS
Is
COFFEE..
.
Wish U A COOL Morning.
‘*Good Morning* Have a nice day.
"*Aey Sooraj*"
"*Tu unko hamara pegham dena*"
"*Khushi ka Din or Hansi ki Shaam dena*",
"*Jab wo*" deikhey Tujhe bahir aa kr*",
"*To unko jhuk ker hamara salam dena*"
OR
/"*kehna*"/
"Sweet"”Smiling"
"&"
"Fresh"
'*Good Morning*
Have a nice day.
Have a Good Sunday…
Start this Sunday morning with a clean heart. No doubt, no tears, no fear, no worry. Thank God for his priceless gifts & miracles throughout the world.
Have a Good Sunday…
Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G
Teacher: What happen on 1869?
Sardar: I don't know.
Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G.
Now tell me what happen on 1873?
Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)
Desperation is when ur in a taxi
Desperation is when ur in a taxi. Ur girlfriend texts u, “SEX TONIGHT?”;;) You type, “YES”??>=)=D/ Then a thief snatches ur phone thru d window and instead of shouting for “HELP!”:O You shout,>:O “send mar…!:’( Send mar! :’( Phone leja magar Send to maarrr”:]xx=D
Girl or Boy? Who is a Better Helper
Girls : 1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye. 2nd Gal – nahi yaar mai khud hi bhaut busy hu 3rd Gal – yaar mummy ne aaj ghar jaldi bulaya hai 4rt Gal – kabhi tune meri help kri thi kya 5ft – yaar aaj muje padhayi kerni hai . . Boys : 1st Boy – [...]
Tali ek hath se nahi bajti
Bar girl dancing People clapping.! She removes top..Loud claps, Removes bra..Less claps, Removes panty..No claps. MORAL: Tali ek hath se nahi bajti…!
Travel led in Bus after long time
Girl’s facebook status:-”Travel led in Bus after long time” Comments Left by Male friends :- 1) Awww, so sweet..!!! 2) May be nextime will go together sweetie…!!! 3) Wow, i want to experience it..!!! 4) You went without me..?:( 5) Wonderful dear..!!! A Boy’s facebook status:- “Travelled in Bus after a long time..” Comments Left [...]
Response after sex
Response after sex 1) call girl; paise 2) girl frends; jaldi kapde do 3) padosan; fir kab aoge 4) wife; ab 2 din kuch mat bolna 5) kamwali; ab to pagar bada do..
Pehle Apna Rocket Dikhao
Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me? Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi
Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!
Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya. Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya. Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai: Khula [...]
Sunny Leone’s Doggy Style
Yash Chopra was explaining a romantic scene about his New film: Real Love is, when 2 people are so close that they see the world together in one direction… Sunny Leone : .. Sorry to interrupt you YASH Jee, but if I’m not wrong, U are explaining the Doggy Style.. Right?
Soul mates are those one in a million people
Soul mates are those one in a million people who have the perfect chemistry. They know what makes their partner cry and they know what makes their partner smile. They bring joy to each others life because they see the best in each other. They are each others voice and strength. They have immense faith [...]
Professor khaali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rha tha
Professor khaali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rha tha….. . . . . . Waiter: aap ye kia kr rhe ho?? . . . . . . Prof: Hum maths teacher hain, humne daal suppose ki hui hai:) :D
Saturday, 2 February 2013
Aap ko mujh se mohabbat kabhi aesi to na thi..
Maayel e lutf, tabiyat kabhi aesi to na thi,
Aap ko mujh se mohabbat kabhi aesi to na thi,
Aaj be’waqt kidar aap nikal aaye hain,
Aap ko meri zaroorat kabhi aesi to na thi,
Haal per mere tawajoh, meri har baat per jee,
Ab jo hai mujh pe inaayat kabhi aesi to na thi,
Ab to har waqt hi maathey per shikan rehti hai,
Aayina dekhiye, surat kabhi aesi to na thi,
Kuch to hai aap ke andaaz-e-sitam ka baayes,
Aaye din shikwa shikayat kabhi aesi to na thi,
Hijar mein aap ne ik umar guzaari hai Naseer,
Beqarari ki yeh haalat kabhi aesi to na thi..
Naseer ud Din Naseer
Dekhoon ayina tu teray akss ka gumaan hota hai..
Dekhoon ayina tu teray akss ka gumaan hota hai,
Meri ankhoon main teray chehray ka samaan hota hai,
Youn teri khoj main sahra ka badal ban ke,
Meray kadmon ka safar pher say rawan hota hai,
Janay anjanay main likh doon jo kbhi tujh pay ghazal,
Mera her shair teray husan ka biyaan hota hai,
Teri palkoon pay jo jugnoo ki chamak main dekhoon,
Behti nadia main sitaroon ka jahaan hota hai,
Her aik shab khawaboon main jo tera rang dekhoon,
Meri her neend main teray dil ka makaan hota hai..
Shabeeb Hashmi
Hindi Love Shayari SMS
Fiza me mehakti shaam ho tum,
Pyaar me jhalakta jaam ho tum,
Seene me chupaye feerte hain hum yaadein tumhari,
Isliye meri zindagi ka dusra naam jo tum….
Your love surrounds me
Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze.
Your touch is as tender as that of a child.
Your hug is warm, meek, and mild.
Each day we grow older and its plain to see,
The love that you give me is all that I need.
Happy Valentine Day!
Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.
Suraj Tu Unko Mera Paigam dena
Suraj Tu Unko Mera Paigam dena
Khushi Ka Din or Hasi Ki Shaam dena
Jab Wo Dekhe Tujhe Baahar Aakar
To Unko Mera Salaam Dena!
Are utho…….
Are utho…….
Ye koi sone ka waqt hai?
Jab dekho sote rehte ho?
Kya sari zindgi so so k bitani hai?
aur haa jaag jao to shor mat karna hum so rahe hai.
Good Morning
Wadiao Me Chand Sharmaya Hai
Wadiao Me Chand Sharmaya Hai
Fizao Me Nya Rang Chaya Hai
Khamosh Na Raho Ab To Muskrao
Aapki Muskan Dekhne Hi To Mera Sms Aaya Hai
GM..
Gulsan me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,
Gulsan me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,
Purav me suraj ka dera ho gya.
Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyare,
Ek baar fir se savera ho gya.
Good Morning have a wondrful day.
Aakhe kholiye subah ho chuki.
('-')
/
Aakhe kholiye subah ho chuki.
Sari duniya khub so chuki.
Ab aur na koi baat kriye,
Mere mrng msg k sath Apne din ki shuruat kariye. !
Good Morning, Good Day
Chanda Mama
Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon? Sardar : Brother & Sister Interviewer : How? Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata & Moon Chanda Mama :->
Hum To Kirayedar Hain
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain;)
Chanda Mama
Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon? Sardar : Brother & Sister Interviewer : How? Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata & Moon Chanda Mama :->
Hum To Kirayedar Hain
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain;)
Chanda Mama
Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon? Sardar : Brother & Sister Interviewer : How? Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata & Moon Chanda Mama :->
Hum To Kirayedar Hain
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain;)
Hum To Kirayedar Hain
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain;)
Chanda Mama
Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon? Sardar : Brother & Sister Interviewer : How? Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata & Moon Chanda Mama :->
Make ker ke
Ab to larkian rat main b make-up kr k soti hain FARAZ Q K. . . . Koi dekhy na dekhy SHABBIR TO DEKHY GA..!
1 chunti hathi ke upar
?1 Chunti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi. Raste Me Kacha Pull Aa Jata Hy. Usy Daikh k ChuÑti Boli . . Janu! Cross Kr Lo Gy Ya Me Utrun.
Nargis paon choo ker
Nargis peer k paon choo kar boli: baba ji koi changi mat deo Peer ji: O bibi burka pa k aaya kar Tennu vekh k te peer di apni mat waj jandi aye..
Sharminda hon ge, jaaney bhi do imtihaan ko..
Sharminda hon ge, jaaney bhi do imtihaan ko,
Rakhe ga tum ko kon aziz, apni jaan se..
Saaf inkaar hai aaney ka bahana kesa..
Saaf inkaar hai aaney ka bahana kesa,
Rang laaye hain woh mehndi ka lagana kesa..
Aap ko mujh se mohabbat kabhi aesi to na thi..
Maayel e lutf, tabiyat kabhi aesi to na thi,
Aap ko mujh se mohabbat kabhi aesi to na thi,
Aaj be’waqt kidar aap nikal aaye hain,
Aap ko meri zaroorat kabhi aesi to na thi,
Haal per mere tawajoh, meri har baat per jee,
Ab jo hai mujh pe inaayat kabhi aesi to na thi,
Ab to har waqt hi maathey per shikan rehti hai,
Aayina dekhiye, surat kabhi aesi to na thi,
Kuch to hai aap ke andaaz-e-sitam ka baayes,
Aaye din shikwa shikayat kabhi aesi to na thi,
Hijar mein aap ne ik umar guzaari hai Naseer,
Beqarari ki yeh haalat kabhi aesi to na thi..
Naseer ud Din Naseer
Tufaan ki baat nahin, tufaan to atey jatey hain..
Tufaan ki baat nahin, tufaan to atey jatey hain,
Narm hawaa ka jhonka hai jo dil ke bagh mein thehra hai..
Khuda gawaah hai, bari mushkil se miltaa hai..
Khuda gawaah hai, bari mushkil se miltaa hai,
Woh aik dil jo mohabbat nibhaney waala ho..
Tere baap ko gift karungi
Girl: condoms Dena.. Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, taki tere jaisa dusra Chutiya Paida naa kare…=D =))
Kismat Wale To Gali K Kutte Hai
Sharif Ladko Se Jyada Kismat Wale To Gali K Kutte Hai . . . . Kam Se Kam Ladki Palat Palat K Dekhti To Hai Ki Aa Raha H Ya Nhi..::p =D X_X
College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ?
Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? . . . . . . . Ans: 5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To . . . . 5. Kamini saali :p
Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman
Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho jaye. . . Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega? . . . . . Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai, . Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai, . pet me balance khatam ho gya hai, . Thoda b recharge karta [...]
Identifying Love and Flirt
How to identify who is flirting with you and who loves you???? . The one who is flirting talks ONLY about love…..!! . And the one who really loves you talks about everything EXCEPT love
Why Ayesha Takia and Pamela Anderson
Why Ayesha Takia and Pamela Anderson could never REALLY HUG each other?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Because they dont know each other!! :D But i like the way u think.. ;)
Onion Got Married 2 Cabbage
A Veg Joke…. Couldn’t Stop Laughing Onion Got Married 2 Cabbage And The Next Morning a Friend Asked Onion ‘How Did U Spend Your Wedding Night? Onion Said ‘Arre Ek Dusre Ko Kholte Kholte Hi Subah Ho Gayi =))
Animals Shouldnt be Kept in Zoo
Baby camel: Mom, why do camels have humps? Mom: son, we are desert animals, we need humps to store water & we are known to survive without water. Baby: Why our legs long & our feet rounded? Mom: they are meant for walking in desert, we can move around desert better than any1. Baby: than [...]
Ek faqeer tha
Ek faqeer tha. Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha.. Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila.. Wo phir church gaya.. Phir mandir aur phir gurudware. Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya.. Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya.. Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte [...]
We serve the needy, not the greedy
Signboard outside a pr0stitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy…
On ur Engagement!
On ur Engagement!
As you exchange your rings today
And enter a life
That’s bright and new
May God lock down
Form heaven and
Bless the two of you.
May He give you understanding
Enough to make you kind
So you may judge each other
With your hearts
And not your minds.
As u both look forward 2 the day that u are wed,
As u both look forward 2 the day that u are wed,
May ur love b a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.
Happy Engagement
Rahe pholo kitara zindagi apki,
Rahe pholo kitara zindagi apki,chand se bi hasen ho zindagi apki
kabhi ghum ki parchai na pare ye dua ha meri
hr pal khushio se bhari rahe zindagi
HAPPY ENGAGEMENT DAY
Those who by form did see me
Those who by form did see me and those who followed me by voice. Wrong the efforts they engaged in, those people will not see me.
The most important thing you fixed Was
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me that day I’ll always treasure. Happy Engagement
First the engagement ring,
First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering.
HAPPY ENGAGEMENT DAY
Smile: value to our face
Smile: value to our face
Love: value for our heart
Respect: value to our behaviour
Study: value to our future
Friend: value to our life
Have a good day.
The Heart of a Friend
, – - . – - ,
‘. Friend ‘
“. .”
”
The Heart of a Friend
knows No BoundarieS, No Limits,
just endless Love and Care!
Have good day.
The Truth about Human Tongue:-
The Truth about Human Tongue:-
It Takes 3 yrs to Learn how to use it.
But,
It takes Lifetime
to Learn
When & where
to use it..!
Have a Nice Day.!
A good morning creates a good mood,
A good morning creates a good mood,
A good mood creates a good work
A good work creates a good day
A good day make u happy
ur happiness make me happy.
Good Morning
Friday, 1 February 2013
There are two ways you can get through pain
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you.
If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together
If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.
There is a reason that you are still here
There is a reason that you are still here. Be about the business of finding out why. Discipline yourself not to talk about what you do for a living…but focus your mind on what you are living to do! You have GREATNESS within you!
When a Boyfriend asks for his GF Mobile
Boyfriend : Darling : Can i see your mobile ? Girlfriend : Yes For sure, Just a Minute…. . delete delete . . . . . *Delete* *Delete* *Delete* Yeah. Take this…. told you. You don’t trust me.
One of the most successful career transformation.
Sunny Leone has had one of the most successful career transformation. FROM C:dataNewfolderStudyMaterialJavaCodedataetc TO E:Hindi Movies
Most STUPID Desi questions
Most STUPID questions. 1: A fat uncle steps on my feet. Ary!beta lgi to ni :-o Me: Ni uncle bht mza aya 1br phr se charain na :D 2. When sm1 wake me up at midnyt by call, Yar So rhy thy kya? :/ Me: Ni yr Me to lait k marny ki practice kar [...]
Acha dost achha waqt jarur la sakta hai
zindagi me ache waqt se
zyada ache dost ko Ahemiyat dena
Q K achha waqt achha dost nahi la sakta
magar acha dost achha waqt jarur la sakta hai
Don’t make yourself perfect for making someone love you
BARFI EFFECT !!!
.
Don’t make yourself perfect for making someone love you…
Just wait for the one who loves your imperfections..
Zara dekho wo darwazey par dastak kesi hai..
Zara dekho wo darwazey par dastak kesi hai,
Agar jo ho ishq to kehna yahan koi dil nahi rehta..
Kisse khata soch rahe ho
Muddat se yhi jan e ada soch rhi hun tm kaise huye mujhse juda soch rhi hun shikwa nhi koi tmse na khudse koi gila hai ulfat me huyi kisse khata soch rhi hun..
Kisse khata soch rahe ho
Muddat se yhi jan e ada soch rhi hun tm kaise huye mujhse juda soch rhi hun shikwa nhi koi tmse na khudse koi gila hai ulfat me huyi kisse khata soch rhi hun..
Mohabbat ke guzarish
Faqat itni guzarish hai m0habbat mey mere Maula, Mujhe nakaam hone se zara pehle utha lena..!!
Mohabbat ke guzarish
Faqat itni guzarish hai m0habbat mey mere Maula, Mujhe nakaam hone se zara pehle utha lena..!!
Its life fact
People dont notice wat we do 4 them when we stop doing it!! They say u r changed its life fact!!!
Its life fact
People dont notice wat we do 4 them when we stop doing it!! They say u r changed its life fact!!!
A good friend is like a computer
A good friend is like a
computer. They enters your life,
saves you in their heart,
formats your problems,
shifts you to opportunities
and never deletes you from their
memory.
That is called true innocent friendship .. N people r called friends
2013 is coming
2013 is coming
Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine's day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children's day
Happy b'day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings'
& nights
Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
Attitude of Girls
Attitude of Girls: When a Boy Sends a Dirty SMS..
.
.
.
She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards that to Her Friends (Girls)
Then Replies to the Boy
.
.
"Eww, I don't like such stuff,
I am not that kind of girl" =D
Yun na kar ab ke mujhe achaa kar de..
Yun na kar ab ke mujhe achaa kar de,
Laut aa aur mujhe phir se tanhaa kar de..
Safar khizaan ka, bahaar manzil..
Safar khizaan ka, bahaar manzil,
Hai fasilon ki shikaat manzil,
Mujhe ussi ne yeh khauf bakhsha,
Ke jis ne di thi udhaar manzil,
Ilaahi kuch tu hi silaa de,
Nazar ki hadh se guzaar manzil,
Tu jeet jaye ga, jeet mujh ko,
Tere galey ka hai haar manzil,
Tujhe talab thi ke mein bhi ro’un,
Aa dekh zaar-o-qitaar manzil,
Hird ka ultaa moaamla tha,
Gulaab rahain, to khaar manzil,
Jalaa ke nikla jo apne ghar ko,
Dhuaan si rahain, ghubaar manzil,
Ke meri sansain ukharr rahi hain,
Abhi to mujh ko pukaar manzil,
Khabar mili hai woh laut aya,
Ab us ke sar par se waar manzil,
Main aasmanon ko khaujta hoon,
Sunaa tha unke hai paar manzil,
Azal-abad ki talaash mein hai,
Ujaal rahain, sanwaar manzil,
Taaj khud hi kuch susst tha warna,
Talab mein thi be’qaraar manzil..
Zara dekho wo darwazey par dastak kesi hai..
Zara dekho wo darwazey par dastak kesi hai,
Agar jo ho ishq to kehna yahan koi dil nahi rehta..
Dekhoon ayina tu teray akss ka gumaan hota hai..
Dekhoon ayina tu teray akss ka gumaan hota hai,
Meri ankhoon main teray chehray ka samaan hota hai,
Youn teri khoj main sahra ka badal ban ke,
Meray kadmon ka safar pher say rawan hota hai,
Janay anjanay main likh doon jo kbhi tujh pay ghazal,
Mera her shair teray husan ka biyaan hota hai,
Teri palkoon pay jo jugnoo ki chamak main dekhoon,
Behti nadia main sitaroon ka jahaan hota hai,
Her aik shab khawaboon main jo tera rang dekhoon,
Meri her neend main teray dil ka makaan hota hai..
Shabeeb Hashmi
Girl: darling ek 1000 ka card to send
Girl: darling ek 1000 ka card to send
Karona mera balance end ho gaya hai,
Tum to waise b mare aashiq ho na!
Boy: Tumhra aashiq hoonUfone walo ka
Damad nahi
Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!
Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!
Admi:chai to 5 ki hy!
Faqir:GirlFriend b sath hy..
Admi:Faqiron ne b GirlFriend bana li,
Faqir:nhi GirlFriend ny faqir bana dia hai…
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy"
Oh yess… What a life!"
Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi;)
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
“aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V: oor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain,
SAAD hai NOMAN hai
ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi..!
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn?
Doctor: NikaLo.
ChILd:He he he he
Pakistan puri dunya mein 1 wahid aisa mulk hai.
Pakistan puri dunya mein 1 wahid aisa mulk hai.
Jis k log har ghantay 2 ghantay bad kushiyan manate hain.
kaise?
Light aa gai…!
Light aa gai;-)
Boy: Tm Shadi Ke Bad Apne Liye
Boy: Tm Shadi Ke Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahn Mango Gi na,
Girl: Aray Nahi main aisi larki nahi
Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena;-)
Height of Ghurbat:
Height of Ghurbat:
Faqeer: 2 Rupay ka Sawaal hai Baba…
Bacha: Baba Jaldi se sawal batao, Mujhe 2 Rupay ki bohat sakht zaroorat hai.
“Math teacher to studnt: If U hv 1000 Rs in 1 pocket
“Math teacher to studnt: If U hv 1000 Rs in 1 pocket & 1000 rupees in another pocket,
what will U think? Student: Oe main kithy abbay di pant ty nai paa lai
ROWDY SMS;
ROWDY SMS; Jab mai SMS karta Hu To samjho mai tumhe yaad karraha hu
Or…
jab me SMS nhi karta To smjho me tumhe”DEFNITLY” yaad kar raha hu. GUD morning. ha ha ha
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